Ooops!

LogFiend
August 18, 2009 11:27AM
So, went to the bar and found this shapeshifter there...his third left the game, so I figured he'd be a while before leaving, so I thought I'd try to kill him.  he didn't seem like he was moving anywhere quickly.  So, I tripped him, and then...

PS - hope you don't mind that I posted this, I stripped out your name, I just had a good laugh over this :)

584/584hp 310/370m 450/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - trip Shapeshifter
You trip Shapeshifter and he goes down!
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
A dwarf bouncer's kick maims you!
You stop following Shapeshifter.
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Your trip scratches Shapeshifter.
Shapeshifter yells 'Help! Pryss tried to trip me!'
Shapeshifter has a few scratches.

497/584hp 310/370m 450/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized fighting - 
A dwarf bouncer's crush devastates you!
A dwarf bouncer's crush misses you.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, someone!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush misses Shapeshifter.
Shapeshifter fades into existence.
You parry Shapeshifter's thrust.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
A dwarf bouncer's crush MUTILATES you!
A dwarf bouncer sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
A dwarf bouncer's bash scratches you.
Your beating DISMEMBERS Shapeshifter!
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
Your claw misses Shapeshifter.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush devastates you!
A dwarf bouncer's crush devastates you!
A dwarf bouncer's kick devastates you!
Your claw DISMEMBERS Shapeshifter!
Shapeshifter has some small but disgusting cuts.

277/584hp 310/370m 450/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized fighting - 
A dwarf bouncer's crush mauls you.
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Shapeshifter!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES Shapeshifter!
You dodge Shapeshifter's thrust.
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
Your beating EVISCERATES Shapeshifter!
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
Your defensive spin deflects a dwarf bouncer's crush.
You dodge a dwarf bouncer's crush.
Your claw devastates Shapeshifter!
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush maims you!
Your beating DISMEMBERS Shapeshifter!
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Pryss!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush decimates you!
A dwarf bouncer's crush maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Rabbit's Corner
 
[Exits: north [east] south west]
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
A man peers at a deck of cards and gives you a suggestive wink.
You flee from combat!
Shapeshifter remains safe as your claw bounces harmlessly off of a skin from the snow leopard.

135/584hp 310/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - hide
You are still breathing too hard to hide.

135/584hp 310/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - bindw
You bandage your wounds and focus your natural healing.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - sneak

Shapeshifter flickers and stretches a little but winds up in his current shape.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - hide
You attempt to move silently.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - sca a
You are still breathing too hard to hide.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - The edges of Shapeshifter's being stretch and twist and he becomes a wild mustang.
You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

***** Range 2 *****
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
Weaving her way through the tables, the barmaid dances to you.

You scan south.
***** Range 2 *****
Iptck is here.
Twiskki is here.
A wild mustang snorts and paws at the ground.
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
A man peers at a deck of cards and gives you a suggestive wink.

***** Range 4 *****
Iptck is here.
Twiskki is here.
A wild mustang snorts and paws at the ground.
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
A man peers at a deck of cards and gives you a suggestive wink.

You scan east.
You scan west.
***** Range 1 *****
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A huge, fat man looks distracted as he passes out drinks.

***** Range 2 *****
A very large storm giant stands eyeing the crowd for troubles.
Squat and fat, with a tray stacked with food, a server rushes about with a 
turkey leg stuck in his mouth.

You scan up.
You scan down.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - 
Iptck looks at you.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - l
The Rabbit's Corner
  A restless feeling swims through here.  Eyes shift about as gold and gems 
jingle and change hands.  Food and ale are passed around freely by the 
victors and readily taken by those wanting to win something.  Every 
known kind of game is played here, gold and gems being the prize most 
seek to win.  One table roars with victory and others echo with weeping 
and cries of torment.  Inn guards watch closely, making sure nobody gets 
too far out of hand.  Colorful cards fly across tables, and wheels whirl and 
spin.  Barmaids cling to and keep close care of those who seem to be doing 
well.  A stage lies north and the main bar sits to the west while a small rowdy
room to the south shakes with noise.  In the eastern wall stands a finely 
carved door with a boar's head etched on it.
 
[Exits: north [east] south west]
Iptck is here.
Twiskki is here.
A wild mustang snorts and paws at the ground.
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
A man peers at a deck of cards and gives you a suggestive wink.

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - whe
People near you:
(PK) a wild mustang               The Rabbit's Corner
(PK) Pryss                        The Rabbit's Corner
  Twiskki                      The Rabbit's Corner
  Iptck                        The Rabbit's Corner

181/584hp 289/370m 448/452mv 17115TNL 7 AM indoor civilized standing - snort

You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by a wild mustang!'
A cloud giant bar bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, a wild mustang!'
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush misses a wild mustang.
You dodge a wild mustang's beating.
A cloud giant bar bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, a wild mustang!'
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS a wild mustang!
You parry a wild mustang's beating.
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush EVISCERATES a wild mustang!
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush EVISCERATES a wild mustang!
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS a wild mustang!
A cloud giant bar bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, a wild mustang!'
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush MUTILATES a wild mustang!
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush DISMEMBERS a wild mustang!
A wild mustang is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your defensive spin deflects a wild mustang's beating.
A cloud giant bar bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, a wild mustang!'
A cloud giant bar bouncer's crush EVISCERATES a wild mustang!
A wild mustang is DEAD!!
You parry Shapeshifter's punch.
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Ooops!

LogFiend 602 August 18, 2009 11:27AM

It's like the special olympics of pk!

daurwyn(VIP) 309 August 18, 2009 01:54PM



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