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November 05, 2007 08:50PM
<br>The fact is that your sudden "5-day commitment" impact has ground so deeply into your frightened psyche that the negative effect had to come round at one point or another. It's not like you didn't see this coming- you in fact placed a black cloth over your eyes, shoved your head into a balsawood crate lined with black taffeta, velvet, and Saran Wrap, then emptied a can of nitrous inside. <br> <br>You deliberately looked for an opportunity to fuck this one up, because of the relative smoothness that you've been enjoying. Any amount of commitment from such a flippant, sardonic Golem of Self-Loathing had to take a fair reach inside- and that's when the psychic bleeding starts. You find an opportunity, and you fuck it, literally, because of the trap you feel yourself falling into. You're pulling double duty, little fairy, and the probable underlying theme here is indeed homosexuality or even asexuality disguised as emotional complexity. Don't write off your costume. The girl you're with? She did that for a reason, and just because you bought her telling you that "it's hot" makes you that most special and marketable thing to women- you're easily dominated. <br> <br>Don't hurt yourself too badly after you read this. <br> <br>Or do, whatever. <br> <br>
Subject Author Views Posted

Well, I got a great new girl and it took me all of 5 days...

Yhorian 759 November 01, 2007 06:51AM

Let's play a game

Kanye 519 November 01, 2007 06:56AM

Agreed. He is a homo. Gothic fairy... seriously? NT

TehSnarf 468 November 01, 2007 07:02AM

a SLIGHTLY gothic fairy. nt

Larcat 387 November 01, 2007 07:02AM

There's no such thing as SLIGHTLY gay. nt

TehSnarf 551 November 01, 2007 08:10AM

I think it's called bisexual. n/t

Lokain 413 November 01, 2007 12:22PM

So yeah..bisexual fairy. nt

Lokain 587 November 01, 2007 12:22PM

Did you dress up?

Vladamir 462 November 01, 2007 06:03PM

For some reason, when you post, I picture you as Maddox.

AA 557 November 02, 2007 03:56AM

Maddox? nt

Vladamir 502 November 02, 2007 10:46AM

You can't be serious... NT

AA 442 November 02, 2007 11:04AM

Google him dude. nt

Yhorian 457 November 02, 2007 03:58PM

Dude, it's totally obvious that you look like the former Steelers Qb n/t

Lokain 440 November 03, 2007 09:58AM

Lokain FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT

AA 522 November 06, 2007 12:44PM

We dress up every year. nt

A2 430 November 02, 2007 10:53AM

You are fucking creepy. nt

Larcat 506 November 01, 2007 07:00AM

This is almost as creepy as the &quot;The veil is a tight cunt&quot; post of yours. nt

Larcat 542 November 01, 2007 07:02AM

Man, didn't you just get out of a long relationship not long ago? If so....

Treebeard 543 November 01, 2007 07:02AM

A real Halloween bloodbath, huh? nt

The Forsaken 450 November 01, 2007 07:04AM

And just BTW -- posting sexual exploits on dios == fail at life. nt

Larcat 495 November 01, 2007 07:04AM

you nasty little emo faggot. nt

Circy 444 November 01, 2007 07:11AM

nearly spit a mouthful of coke on my keyboard thx. :D ~

hobotora 589 November 01, 2007 07:14AM

Marry me. nt

Larcat 1069 November 01, 2007 07:14AM

You got it wrong, it's &quot;emo bitter asshat goodie align addict.&quot; ~

_Magus_ 506 November 01, 2007 07:17AM

nah... Circy wins! nt.

hobotora 528 November 01, 2007 07:24AM

I'm so not little. nt

Yhorian 495 November 01, 2007 01:01PM

I missed you cutie nt

Shadowmaster 454 November 01, 2007 04:18PM

It's not cheating. She doesn't own your balls after 5 days. nt.

hobotra 584 November 01, 2007 07:17AM

If you walk through mud you can fuck through blood nt

hopelessdwarf 456 November 01, 2007 07:20AM

Hahahaha, Fairy nt

NbM 493 November 01, 2007 07:25AM

Depending on what &quot;great new girl&quot; means, that's pretty sad

ExPaladin 435 November 01, 2007 07:42AM

I wouldn't say purposely, but yeah. Pretty much.

Yhorian 501 November 01, 2007 07:51AM

Spot the freudian slip for extra kicks :P nt

Yhorian 469 November 01, 2007 07:51AM

&quot;than I could take because he's really awesome.&quot; Fag. ~

_Magus_ 466 November 01, 2007 10:02AM

And you're also a homosexual. GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. GUILTY AS SIN. NT

TehSnarf 487 November 01, 2007 08:13AM

So my secrets out... do I have to wear leather pants now or something? nt

Yhorian 492 November 01, 2007 08:51AM

You don't have to. But it couldn't hurt your cause. n/t.

jibber 445 November 01, 2007 09:01AM

Listen, don't tell her. Trust me.

AA 436 November 01, 2007 11:50AM

Ouch

entropissed 605 November 01, 2007 03:12PM

karma is for chumps

jegec 486 November 02, 2007 10:21AM

And I'm a cynic? ;). n/t

Death_Claw 508 November 03, 2007 06:00PM

AA Wins NT

nebel 439 November 01, 2007 08:36AM

You are the punishment for the great new girl.

DurNominator 343 November 01, 2007 08:37AM

Thanks for sharing.

jibber 458 November 01, 2007 09:22AM

50 points awarded to Pro for not piling on! NT :)

Moridin 510 November 01, 2007 11:17AM

OK. Are you joking?

Balrahd 534 November 01, 2007 01:09PM

Just when I think Yhorian can't surprise me, he posts this.

AA 543 November 01, 2007 01:30PM

Explanation

Yhorian 507 November 01, 2007 03:01PM

Oh, and some white fairy wings. With a pink wand. Kid you not. nt

Yhorian 403 November 01, 2007 03:08PM

No really. You are a creepy motherfucker. Seriously. nt

Larcat 403 November 01, 2007 03:10PM

And yet, I'm like Stephen King.

Yhorian 561 November 01, 2007 03:27PM

Tell Gabe to hurry up with the ignore feature. nt

Larcat 535 November 01, 2007 03:29PM

Haha..

Istirith 461 November 02, 2007 09:44AM

Oh yeah.. if her name is Becky, Bex, Rebecca..

Istirith 530 November 02, 2007 09:46AM

None of those names sound like Faghagitha n/t

Lokain 593 November 02, 2007 10:16AM

Can someone roll this character on CF and

Istirith 502 November 02, 2007 01:08PM

Wales has a number of &quot;valleys&quot;, like cowboy towns that straddle one street.

Graham 522 November 01, 2007 10:47PM

ie http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=& amp;time=&amp;date=&amp;ttype=&amp;q=Caerph

Graham 549 November 01, 2007 10:49PM

A picture is worth a thousand words. n/t

Death_Claw 443 November 03, 2007 05:52PM

Haha. That does make it funnier. Good blog, Yhor. n/t

Balrahd 367 November 02, 2007 12:33PM

Hey isn't this a forum for a text-based internet role playing game?

Romanul 550 November 01, 2007 01:11PM

Did you really want a log of this?? I'll do it, damn it. I mean it!! nt

Yhorian 454 November 01, 2007 02:49PM

You had sex with Eshval?(nt)

Cenatar 459 November 01, 2007 01:33PM

Eww. Just...eww. nt

Isildur 492 November 01, 2007 04:34PM

Seriously, who gives a shit if he dressed up as fairy?

Cointreau 527 November 01, 2007 05:48PM

What the... fuck. nt

Trilo 479 November 01, 2007 09:42PM

Elegant in its brevity nt

Istirith 510 November 02, 2007 01:09PM

Man, didn't have to know she's on the rag. nt

Someone not special, Esquire 449 November 02, 2007 01:04AM

Blood washes off man, just don't eat it. n/t

Bobby P. 527 November 02, 2007 07:37AM

Feel down?! Now medication is of you for low price!!!

Larcat 500 November 02, 2007 09:45AM

Did the half-jew hack your account again? n/t

Lokain 506 November 02, 2007 09:59AM

Basking in the glory of your own corruption is a sad practice nt

Rade 555 November 02, 2007 06:30PM

Slight suggestion.

Death_Claw 557 November 03, 2007 05:51PM

If you're not full of shit, you suck. I hope you rot in hell. ~

RobDarken 544 November 03, 2007 06:03PM

Slightly overdramatic are we? It wasn't his wife of 30 years for fuck's sakes.nt

Death_Claw 450 November 03, 2007 06:08PM

Yeah I know, not that horrible. I just hate Yhorian. ~

RobDarken 493 November 03, 2007 08:00PM

The answer you're not looking for:

The Faithful of Nazmorghul 511 November 05, 2007 08:50PM



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