This has been my favorite Travian thing yet I've found. I think anyone who's tried raiding gauls will appreciate this as well.

How do the Gaul peasants feel about trapping?
Dad: "Son, I have something to show you. We captured a Clubswinger in this pit we dug."
Son: "Great! Let's kill him!"
Dad: "No, that's not the Gaulish way. We will hold him to break his will to fight us."
Son: "How about we drop a rock on him to break his head? He won't fight us."
Dad: "No, he must sit dejected, abandoned and alone. Well, except for coffee and chocolates his comrades send him. And the magazines. And the Internet connection."
Son: "Couldn't we just take the coffee for ourselves? And drop a rock on him."
Dad: "No, no, no. Our way is to make him wait until the end of time. Or until another one shows up. Or we fill in the pit a little to let him out."
Son: "Come on. We drop a rock, like that one right there. There's space for ten or twenty dead ClubSwingers in the pit. Let's do it! It would be a father-son moment!"
Dad: "No, son. Come, let's dig another pit."