Following the back and forth regarding who is the deadliest Svirf player I propose the following:
Both of you get to roll up a Svirf warrior.
1)Name has to start with Jerro. ie) Jerrosaurus
2)Other name has to start with Quas. ie) Quassenica
You both get 2 months to accumulate as many PKs as possible. No RP allowed. I expect both characters to have rolls where their tongues have been removed at birth. So therefore there will be zero reason for the playerbase to have to interact with you for more than a few emotes. This is more directly at Jerrokar but to be fair, both have to agree to this.
You also are forbidden from praying and annoying Imms.
You are banned from posting logs of your existing svirf warriors until deletion.
At the end of the 2 months, I will personally pay for both PBF's and will award the winner a small trophy which I will courior to an agreed upon address.
Maybe the VIPS can get the winner a (SVIRF) designation to put after their Dioxides handle.