Shit that makes me want to delete

LogFiend
January 16, 2015 03:12PM
Please count the number of horrible things that happened instantly.


Iulimato has arrived.

civilized <563(85%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy People near you:
  Iulimato                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Erouinon                     The Snowy Courtyard
(PK) Araton                       The Hall of Fire
  Altariel                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Nerif                        Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Urlryn                       Standing Before the Fortress of Light

civilized <563(85%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
Altariel's infernal power DISMEMBERS (53-65) a Maran Tara'bal!

civilized <563(85%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy where

A Maran Tara'bal says 'Protect the light my brother.'
People near you:
  Iulimato                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Erouinon                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Araton                       The Hall of Fire
  Altariel                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Nerif                        Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Urlryn                       Standing Before the Fortress of Light
A Maran Tara'bal's kicked dirt misses you.
Altariel's infernal power MANGLES (81-100) a Maran Tara'bal!
Altariel's rending gale MASSACRES (66-80) a Maran Tara'bal!
Altariel's rending gale misses a Maran Tara'bal.
You trample around loudly again.
****** SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK ******
Your frigid chop DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
Your frigid chop MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Arctic Moon suddenly grows frigid in your hands, making you shiver.
Your chilling touch devastates a Maran Tara'bal!
Your hammer pendant grows warm.
The power of your protections interfere with a black hammer pendant's healing.
You feel better!
A Maran Tara'bal has a few scratches.

civilized <574(87%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
Iulimato utters the words, 'iceneedles'.
A Maran Tara'bal has a few scratches.

civilized <574(87%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
Altariel jabs her sword at a Maran Tara'bal, getting through its defenses.
Altariel's jab MASSACRES (66-80) a Maran Tara'bal!
A Maran Tara'bal has a few scratches.

civilized <574(87%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
Altariel yells 'Die, Erouinon, you sorcerous dog!'
Erouinon narrows his eyes and glares in Altariel's direction.
Erouinon's heavenly wrath EVISCERATES Altariel!
A Maran Tara'bal has a few scratches.

civilized <574(87%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
Altariel's infernal power DISMEMBERS (53-65) a Maran Tara'bal!
Altariel's rending gale MANGLES (81-100) a Maran Tara'bal!
Altariel's infernal power MASSACRES (66-80) a Maran Tara'bal!
Your frigid chop MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Your frigid chop MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Your hammer pendant grows warm.
The power of your protections interfere with a black hammer pendant's healing.
You feel better!
A harp of arcing lightning glows brightly as a jagged of lightning arcs from its strings toward a Maran Tara'bal!
A lightning bolt leaps from your hand and arcs to a Maran Tara'bal.
Your lightning EVISCERATES a Maran Tara'bal!
The bolt arcs to Urlryn!
Urlryn yells 'Die, Nerif, you sorcerous dog!'
Urlryn is unaffected by your lightning!
The bolt hits you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.
The bolt arcs to a war-weary storm giant!
Your lightning maims a war-weary storm giant!
The bolt arcs to a war-weary storm giant!
Your lightning hits a war-weary storm giant.
The bolt arcs to a war-weary storm giant!
Your lightning hits a war-weary storm giant.
The bolt arcs to a war-weary storm giant!
Your lightning grazes a war-weary storm giant.
The bolt arcs to the felar chief!
Your lightning grazes the felar chief.
The bolt arcs to the elite dwarven guard!
Your lightning scratches the elite dwarven guard.
The bolt arcs to the elite dwarven guard!
Your lightning misses the elite dwarven guard.
The bolt arcs to the elite dwarven guard!
Your lightning misses the elite dwarven guard.
The bolt arcs to the elite dwarven guard!
Your lightning misses the elite dwarven guard.
The bolt arcs to a Maran Tara'bal!
Your lightning misses a Maran Tara'bal.
Urlryn's black light EVISCERATES a Maran Tara'bal!
Urlryn's black light DISMEMBERS (53-65) a Maran Tara'bal!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <584(88%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy hold bag
They aren't here.
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <584(88%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy flee

Altariel has fled!
A Maran Tara'bal moves to block Altariel's path.
The felar chief cuts off your route of escape with his polearm!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <584(88%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy Altariel has fled!
A Maran Tara'bal moves to block Altariel's path.
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <584(88%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy flee

Erouinon narrows his eyes and glares in Altariel's direction.
Erouinon's heavenly wrath EVISCERATES Altariel!
Altariel has fled!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <584(88%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy 
A war-weary storm giant's punch misses you.
A war-weary storm giant's punch devastates you!
A war-weary storm giant's punch decimates you!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You dodge a war-weary storm giant's punch.
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You barely manage to turn a war-weary storm giant's punch aside.
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You parry the elite dwarven guard's pierce.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce devastates you!
You evade the elite dwarven guard's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
The elite dwarven guard's bash misses you.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce maims you!
You parry the elite dwarven guard's pierce.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce is unable to penetrate a pair of jagged arm guards.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce is unable to penetrate some spider-skin leggings.
The elite dwarven guard's pierce MUTILATES you!
The elite dwarven guard's pierce devastates you!
You swat the felar chief's whirling flames away from you.
You parry the felar chief's whirling flames.
Iulimato's crush maims (33-39) a Maran Tara'bal!
A thunder clap rumbles out of Iulimato's hammer!
Your frigid chop MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A Maran Tara'bal parries your frigid chop.
Your hammer pendant grows warm.
The power of your protections interfere with a black hammer pendant's healing.
You feel better!
Your hammer pendant grows warm.
The power of your protections interfere with a black hammer pendant's healing.
You feel better!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <277(42%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy flee
flee
A Maran Tara'bal moves to block your path.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <277(42%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy A Maran Tara'bal moves to block your path.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
A Maran Tara'bal has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <277(42%)hp 448(69%)m 506mv 9223tnl 19.10% 12 AM tipsy The felar chief cuts off your route of escape with his polearm!
A Maran Tara'bal's searing light hits (9-12) Iulimato.
A war-weary storm giant's punch devastates you!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You dodge a war-weary storm giant's punch.
A war-weary storm giant's punch devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A war-weary storm giant's punch maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The elite dwarven guard's pierce maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The elite dwarven guard's pierce maims you!
You have been KILLED!!



And then half of my things are taken.
Subject Author Views Posted

Shit that makes me want to delete

LogFiend 646 January 16, 2015 03:12PM

Looks buggy to me

Bemus-ed 381 January 16, 2015 06:53PM

It's sensitive to cabal, this actually includes mobs in your cabal. I bugboarded it but it hasn't come up yet. (n/t)

Elystan 239 January 17, 2015 02:22AM

Yeah I think it is gay that newbies can get waxed by super high level mobs when they go to watch fights. n/t

jalim 219 January 17, 2015 03:41AM

Look on the bright side, you got half your stuff back. :) (n/t)

Frosty 253 January 16, 2015 03:59PM

Re: Shit that makes me want to delete

jmc 361 January 16, 2015 03:48PM

Kinda gotta blame yourself somewhat here

undead_irish 377 January 16, 2015 03:43PM

Its not that the harp progged. Its that the Tara'bal dirt kicked him while he wasn't in combat. (n/t)

BattleCharmed 297 January 16, 2015 08:40PM

It's a great change and was announced to let support chars know they cant stand by untargeted. (n/t)

abernyte 261 January 17, 2015 05:02AM

I like it too, just seems like it came without being really tested code wise. IE killing low level non-groupmates who are in the room. n/t

jalim 221 January 17, 2015 05:05AM

I like this too

daurwyn(VIP) 276 January 17, 2015 11:20PM

This.

Ninall 344 January 17, 2015 09:53AM

^ This. (n/t)

FrostyTheGiant 218 January 16, 2015 03:48PM



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