The ugliest PK log in the CF history.

LogFiend
January 24, 2015 08:49AM
wilderness  <996hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
Frothing at the mouth, Trekberg bounds at you!
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Trekberg!'
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Trekberg has arrived.
A kobold slave has arrived.
A goblin raider has arrived.
A goblin raider has arrived.
Piktazu has arrived.
An enormous giant has arrived.
Iulimato has arrived.
Celent has arrived.
People near you:
(PK) Piktazu                      Rocky Plains
(PK) Trekberg                     Rocky Plains
(PK) Iulimato                     Rocky Plains
(PK) Mhaerdhess                   Rocky Plains
(PK) Celent                       Rocky Plains
*** I know, i know this log should have ended here because i should have fled/recalled.***
Trekberg's defilement DISMEMBERS you!
Trekberg's pierce MASSACRES you!
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Celent's blast of poison.
An enormous giant screams and attacks you!
Your defensive spin deflects an enormous giant's stab.
Your defensive spin deflects an enormous giant's stab.
Your defensive spin deflects Piktazu's slash.
Your defensive spin deflects Piktazu's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Piktazu's slash.
A goblin raider screams and attacks you!
You bat a goblin raider's claw away with your spear.
A goblin raider screams and attacks you!
Your defensive spin deflects a goblin raider's claw.
A kobold slave screams and attacks you!
Your defensive spin deflects a kobold slave's chop.
With masterful precision, you parry a kobold slave's dirt kicking.
The carvings in your spear flare with energy!
Your searing light MASSACRES Trekberg!
As Trekberg's terrible wound opens, he startles you!
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
No way!  You are still fighting!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.
*** Hmm, perhaps instead of going Fortress i should have made low-mid level range pkiller.***
wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> You get in one more shot on Piktazu as he flees.
Your parting blow MUTILATES Piktazu!
Piktazu has fled!
Piktazu leaves south.
No way!  You are still fighting!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.
*** But hey, i'm not the only one. ***
wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>No way!  You are still fighting!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> No way!  You are still fighting!
*** If you ever blame Fortress for over-rewarding with Imm exp just look here, will ANY rewards help for someone who just spamed 5 commands while he knew he was attacked? ***
Your defensive spin deflects a kobold slave's chop.
Your defensive spin deflects a goblin raider's claw.
You dodge a goblin raider's claw.
Your defensive spin deflects a goblin raider's claw.
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's pierce.
You strike at Trekberg in the moment after stopping his defilement!
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Trekberg!
Trekberg's animal stare doesn't flinch, and a disturbing grin creeps onto his lip!
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Trekberg!
The terrible wound inflicted on Trekberg seems only to drive him harder!
You parry Trekberg's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Trekberg!
As his wound opens, Trekberg grins with twisted pleasure!
Your defensive spin deflects Trekberg's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> Iulimato utters the words, 'djuqtgaie'.
The ground before Iulimato softens into quicksand.
You yell 'Help! I'm sinking in quicksand!'
***You would think that being Maran would help here, but you didn't read the whole log yet!***
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <865hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Trekberg lunges for a holy shaft of yew, carved with images of war!
Trekberg grapples a holy shaft of yew, carved with images of war with his teeth and yanks it from your grasp!
***I cannot use cursed weapons because i'm always using the skills from 2 different specs so enjoy your good tactic against my build.***
Trekberg's grappling wounds him.
Closing in, Trekberg savages your face with his teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip into your flesh.
Trekberg's savage feeding *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <745hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You dodge a kobold slave's chop.
You dodge a goblin raider's claw.
You dodge a goblin raider's claw.
You dodge a goblin raider's claw.
You evade a goblin raider's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
A goblin raider's bash misses you.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
An enormous giant's stab EVISCERATES you!
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
You quickly leap away from Trekberg's pierce.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
Your punch mauls Trekberg.
Your punch decimates Trekberg!
Your punch misses Trekberg.
Trekberg parries your punch.
You understand Celent's favorite defensive postures, and see his weaknesses.
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> People near you:
(PK) Trekberg                     Rocky Plains
(PK) Iulimato                     Rocky Plains
(PK) Mhaerdhess                   Rocky Plains
(PK) Celent                       Rocky Plains
*** Alright, the number of the mistakes in one log is going to be REALLY BIG.***
Celent utters the words, 'sraojz'.
*** After waiting for 4 rounds Celent decided to do at least something. ***
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> You must wield a spear to impale someone.
*** You wouldn't laugh as much if i was battlerager berserker, right? :P ***
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
An enormous giant's leg sweep misses you.
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You wield a stone baton.
A stone baton feels like a part of you!
*** I need this to parry while i'm trying to flee. ***
Trekberg is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
[FORTRESS] Liffy: they will never experience the joys of life like we will! Ultimately we win!
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You dodge a goblin raider's claw.
You evade a goblin raider's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
A goblin raider's bash misses you.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
Knocking Trekberg's defilement harmlessly aside, you slide in your own attack.
Your pound mauls Trekberg.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
Your pound wounds Trekberg.
Your pound decimates Trekberg!
You develop awareness of Celent's vital points, to better land harsh blows.
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You dual wield an icy baton.
An icy baton feels like a part of you!
*** I could have wielded both batons with just one hotkey as it was suggested few logs ago, but i'm not using aliases/hotkeys/triggers. ***
Circling around you, Celent launches himself at you and you step back.
Celent's bash misses you.
*** After waiting for 5 rounds Celent decided to do something USEFUL.***
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> You avoid Trekberg's attempt to run into you.
Trekberg's bash misses you.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Iulimato zaps you with a blue and white striped rod.
You yell 'Die Iulimato, you wand using fool!'
You resist most of the power of Iulimato's earthbinding.
*** I'm already stuck in quicksand, so why is he doing it? ***
A blue and white striped rod explodes into fragments in Iulimato's hands.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <694hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
An enormous giant sweeps your legs with a large, crimson-stained halberd!
An enormous giant's leg sweep hits you.
Seizing upon your moment of weakness, Trekberg brutally kicks you while you're down!
You grunt in pain as Trekberg lands a particularly painful blow.
Trekberg's vicious attack EVISCERATES you!
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <639hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
With a quick blow you deflect an enormous giant's stab aside.
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
You parry Trekberg's pierce.
You sense when Trekberg will strike almost before he does, and time your own perfectly.
Trekberg parries your pound.
Trekberg is unaffected by your frigid smash!
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
You stop Celent's blast of poison with a solid blow.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <639hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
An enormous giant's stab EVISCERATES you!
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You evade an enormous giant's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
An enormous giant's bash misses you.
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
Trekberg parries your pound.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Celent's blast of poison maims you!
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <557hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Iulimato, you sorcerous dog!'
Iulimato utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
The magic of your giant strength spell unravels.
The magic of your armor spell unravels.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <557hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Safely shielded from the quicksand Piktazu glides over it effortlessly.
*** Welcome back. ***
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <557hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You parry a goblin raider's claw and retaliate with lightning quickness!
Your pound MANGLES a goblin raider!
You spin gracefully away from a goblin raider's dirt kicking.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You drive Trekberg's defilement back with your connecting blow.
With a quick blow you deflect Trekberg's pierce aside.
You parry Trekberg's pierce.
You continue to observe Trekberg, and revel in how you may predict his every maneuver.
Your pound devastates Trekberg!
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg parries your pound.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg parries your pound.
You parry Celent's blast of poison.
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <557hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Piktazu weakens you with a strike to your kidneys.
Piktazu's kidney shot DISMEMBERS you!
You yell 'Help! Piktazu hit me in the kidney!'
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Trekberg attempts to fall back to a safer position, but fails!
Trekberg parries your pound.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> You bring a stone baton around to hit Trekberg's head!
Your cranial hit mauls Trekberg.
*** This is going to be the ugliest log in CF history. ***
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Iulimato, you sorcerous dog!'
Iulimato utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
The magic of your enlarge spell unravels.
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You parry Trekberg's defilement.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You parry Trekberg's pierce.
You parry Trekberg's defilement.
You continue to observe Trekberg, and revel in how you may predict his every maneuver.
Your pound decimates Trekberg!
Trekberg is unaffected by your frigid smash!
Trekberg parries your pound.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
You parry Celent's blast of poison.
You parry Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Amidst the battle's chaos, Piktazu can't find the opening to circle you.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Celent stops using a rectangular buckler of demon chitin.
Celent dual wields a flawless two-headed pickaxe named 'Earthquake'.
*** Good thinking, but it only takes pulse of lag, why isn't he bashing me again? ***
You parry a kobold slave's chop.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
You parry a goblin raider's claw.
With masterful precision, you parry a goblin raider's bash.
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You parry an enormous giant's stab and retaliate with lightning quickness!
Your pound MASSACRES an enormous giant!
You dodge Piktazu's slash.
You parry Trekberg's defilement.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You continue to observe Trekberg, and revel in how you may predict his every maneuver.
Your pound mauls Trekberg.
Trekberg is unaffected by your frigid smash!
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
You dodge Celent's blast of poison.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <500hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Closing in, Trekberg savages your face with his teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip into your flesh.
Trekberg's savage feeding *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You barely manage to avoid Trekberg's hurtling body.
Trekberg's bash misses you.
Iulimato utters the words, 'aepzguzz xzb'.
Sweeping her arms forward, Iulimato hurls a mass of sticky strands at you!
You yell 'Curses!  Iulimato is entangling me in a web!'
A goblin raider is entangled by a few strands of Iulimato's web!
A goblin raider is entangled by a few strands of Iulimato's web!
A kobold slave is entangled by a few strands of Iulimato's web!
You leap to one side, avoiding most of Iulimato's web, but a few strands still entangle you!
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <360hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
[FORTRESS] Liffy: Poor fellows!
*** I hope i am not a typical Fort member because if i am then we are REALLY POOR fellows. ***
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <360hp 651m 655mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
You pull yourself out of the quicksand.
Rugged Foothills
 
[Exits: north east south west]
You flee from combat!

wilderness  <360hp 651m 646mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
Frothing at the mouth, Trekberg bounds at you!
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Trekberg!'
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
Rocky Plains
*** Even if i was tattoed Maran with all legacies, edges and full set of ST EQ i would still died to a naked Trekberg so please don't blame Fortress or Goodies Imms. ***
 
[Exits: north east south west]
(Red Aura) Piktazu is here.
(Red Aura) Celent is here.
(Red Aura) Iulimato is here.
(Red Aura) An oppressive giant is here, defending the walls of Ostalagiah.
(Red Aura) A goblin raider is here brandishing a crude weapon.
(Red Aura) A goblin raider is here brandishing a crude weapon.
Wimpering and cowering, a kobold slave is here.
(Pink Aura) (Red Aura) With his pockmarked face contorted into an insidious grin, Trekberg FistLash leers threateningly.
You fall into quicksand and begin to sink!
You yell 'Help! I'm sinking in quicksand!'

Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <360hp 651m 637mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
Iulimato utters the words, 'aepzguzz xzb'.
Sweeping her arms forward, Iulimato hurls a mass of sticky strands at you!
You yell 'Curses!  Iulimato is entangling me in a web!'
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <360hp 651m 637mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> flee
You stop Trekberg's defilement with a solid blow.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You dodge Trekberg's pierce.
You parry Piktazu's slash.
You parry Piktazu's defilement.
You parry Piktazu's defilement and retaliate with lightning quickness!
Your pound DISMEMBERS Piktazu!
You parry Celent's blast of poison.
You parry Celent's pierce and retaliate with lightning quickness!
Your pound EVISCERATES Celent!
You fail to get in one more shot as Celent flees.
Celent has fled!
Celent leaves west.
An enormous giant screams and attacks you!
You parry an enormous giant's stab.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
You dodge an enormous giant's stab.
Iulimato's smash EVISCERATES a goblin raider!
Your pound maims Trekberg!
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg parries your frigid smash.
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <360hp 651m 637mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
An enormous giant executes a controlled overhead attack with a large, crimson-stained halberd.
An enormous giant's chop MASSACRES you!
Trekberg is gushing blood.

wilderness  <292hp 651m 637mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Iulimato has fled!
Iulimato leaves west.
Trekberg is gushing blood.
*** I made half of them run away, go me! ***
wilderness  <292hp 651m 637mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
With a precise strike, Piktazu leaves you bleeding.
Piktazu's circle stab === OBLITERATES === you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You pull yourself out of the quicksand.
A Dried Streambed
 
[Exits: north south]
You flee from combat!

wilderness  <67hp 651m 630mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> Alas, you cannot go that way.

wilderness  <67hp 651m 630mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> Alas, you cannot go that way.

wilderness  <67hp 651m 630mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> Alas, you cannot go that way.

wilderness  <67hp 651m 630mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
You aren't fighting anyone.
*** Alright, i'm not even in the same PK league as Paek and it was his first character in CF. ***

wilderness  <67hp 651m 630mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM>
Frothing at the mouth, Trekberg bounds at you!
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Trekberg!'
You parry Trekberg's defilement.
Rocky Plains
 
[Exits: north east south west]
(Red Aura) Piktazu is here.
(Red Aura) An oppressive giant is here, defending the walls of Ostalagiah.
(Red Aura) A goblin raider is here brandishing a crude weapon.
(Red Aura) A goblin raider is here brandishing a crude weapon.
Wimpering and cowering, a kobold slave is here.
(Pink Aura) (Red Aura) With his pockmarked face contorted into an insidious grin, Trekberg FistLash leers threateningly.
You fall into quicksand and begin to sink!
You yell 'Help! I'm sinking in quicksand!'
Trekberg is gushing blood.
*** Yeah, it's definatelly the ugliest PK log in the CF history. ***
wilderness  <67hp 651m 623mv 26000tnl (-24.40%) 10 PM> 
Celent has arrived.
Safely shielded from the quicksand Celent glides over it effortlessly.
You dodge Trekberg's defilement.
Trekberg's pierce MASSACRES you!
You are stunned, and rendered helpless.
Trekberg's defilement *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!



You feel the spirit of the Wolf leave you.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
Subject Author Views Posted

The ugliest PK log in the CF history.

LogFiend 553 January 24, 2015 08:49AM

Funniest part of you talking about my PK "competence" is that I have a positive ratio against you :) Probably one of the few people in CF who can say that. NT

Sam 147 January 24, 2015 02:40PM

Out of all the mistakes, this one takes the cake

torak 266 January 24, 2015 11:06AM

Meh, kinda hard to notice those things when you're not playing with highlights/macros. I mispelled cranial or quaff recall.

Sam 173 January 24, 2015 02:35PM

Welcome to my world. (n/t)

Matrik 161 January 24, 2015 02:59PM

You two are weird. (n/t)

Murphy 154 January 24, 2015 03:00PM

Or I just like to play a game, not have my client play it for me. (n/t)

Matrik 155 January 24, 2015 03:02PM

Fuck off asshole. I hope you get banned for this shit. NT

Sam 198 January 24, 2015 10:29AM

What did I miss? (n/t)

Murphy 161 January 24, 2015 11:24AM

The person who played the character did not repost the log, someone else did. (n/t)

Frosty 186 January 24, 2015 11:26AM

Yep... was kinda slow to figure it out because I didn't expect that character to be Sam. (n/t)

Murphy 143 January 24, 2015 11:30AM

Thirded. It would have been one thing had they used their own forum name, but to do it with those added comments AND they hide behind the anonymous name is not cool. (n/t)

Frosty 147 January 24, 2015 11:10AM

He owned up to it. So it's fine. Not hiding at all.

Matrik 146 January 24, 2015 01:46PM

I saw. He had not owned up to it yet when I wrote that. (n/t)

Frosty 156 January 24, 2015 01:50PM

Oh. I thought all comments happen at the same time when I'm not here. (n/t)

Matrik 148 January 24, 2015 01:52PM

nt

torak 182 January 24, 2015 10:57AM

You already said it! Can't take it back! (n/t)

Frosty 172 January 24, 2015 11:05AM

I agree.

Matrik 220 January 24, 2015 10:33AM

Alright, i respect your opinion. Maybe it was wrong thing to repost this log. But my reasons are above. (n/t)

shaapa 185 January 24, 2015 12:23PM

Daw, thanks man. It's not that bad anyway.

Matrik 164 January 24, 2015 01:45PM

Eh... Did you just post the same log again, with different comments?

Murphy 232 January 24, 2015 09:21AM

^^^This! NT (n/t)

Teamkiller 215 January 24, 2015 09:26AM

You're both wrong. (n/t)

Frosty 148 January 24, 2015 11:26AM

Don't knock yourself too much

Tadam 223 January 24, 2015 08:56AM



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