The resulting production of Gnomeo and Jewley-Fett (Warning - tons of spamish text)

July 05, 2015 08:32PM
*** Too lazy to edit out all the unnecessary stuff ***
Oirwn says 'Two cabals, far apart in heart and goal, near Voralian, where we lay our scene.'

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
[HERALD] Oirwn: What.

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> tell whar Okay, no blessing
You tell Wharshi 'Okay, no blessing'

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> cb Never mind
[HERALD] Flackerbuz: Never mind

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> cb Keep going
[HERALD] Flackerbuz: Keep going

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
The edges of Amander's being stretch and twist and he becomes a black-backed jackal.

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> tell whar Sorry
You tell Wharshi 'Sorry'

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
A little monkey screeches and flings feces at Salmt!

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
A black-backed jackal scavenges around and starts chewing on something.

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
The edges of a black-backed jackal's being stretch and twist and he returns to normal.

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Throwing back his head, Brindlebum cackles with insane glee!

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> l
Before the Stage of Fools
  A short stage rises up about three feet off of the floor.  Small tables lie
all about its foot facing it.  Against the eastern wall are all sorts of
banners and large paintings of various backgrounds.  Paintings of a city,
of a dark forest and of wide open plains can all be seen.  A barrel full of
props sits stuffed in the stage's corner.  Spilled and broken mugs are strewn
about the stage as people usher off a bad performer.  The crowd seems lively
here but respectful of the efforts of the entertainers.  Small candles line the
foot of the stage where more than one careless bard has caught his cloak
on fire much to the crowd's pleasure.
 
[Exits: north south west]
(13) A tankard of Proudfoot ale has been left here.
     A large silver mug sits here, its fluted design reflecting the light.
     A decorated backdrop of a beautiful gleaming city is here.
(37) A serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy, chewy,
sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water lies here.
     Some bread dough lies here, edible but better for baking into something else.
( 3) A serving of sparkling green and yellow pickle-flavored rock candy dusted with powdered sugar lies here.
(13) A shot of whiskey and pickle juice has been left here.
The crisp scent of brine encompasses the form of Captain Neltouda.
(Invis) Dumoise the human is here.
Salmt the dwarf is here.
(Purple Aura) (Translucent) Mylene the svirfnebli is here.
A little monkey wearing a vest and fez sits here.
Wharshi the gnome is here.
Brindlebum the svirfnebli is here.
A box turtle is here, crawling among the leaves.
Maehayla the wood-elf is here.
(Purple Aura) Kaabunk the cloud giant is here.
(Purple Aura) Ziruanja the storm giant is here.
(Purple Aura) Oirwn the half-elf is here.
Amander the human is here.
Melanie the elf is here.
Fenarum the gnome is resting here.
Jastai the arial is here.
(Translucent) Inerayo the half-elf is here.
Zjenavive the arial is resting here.
(Purple Aura) A fire giant stands here awaiting his orders.
(Black Aura) Relynar the dark-elf is resting here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
(Purple Aura) A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
(Purple Aura) A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> where

Oirwn says 'From ancient grudge break to new conflict, Imperial blood makes teh land unclean.'

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> People near you:
(PK) Maehayla                     Before the Stage of Fools
  Abiritha                     The Guard Post
  Zjenavive                    Before the Stage of Fools
  Mylene                       Before the Stage of Fools
  Brindlebum                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ziruanja                     Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Flackerbuz                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ackor                        The Guard Post
(PK) Jastai                       Before the Stage of Fools
  Relynar                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Salmt                        Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Amander                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Kaabunk                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Wharshi                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Inerayo                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Oirwn                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Dumoise                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Fenarum                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Melanie                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Neltouda                     Before the Stage of Fools

civilized <100%/628hp 77%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Mylene utters the words, 'qaihfar hgruigrjqunsoqz'.
Mylene flickers between translucence, normality, and nothingness briefly.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Inerayo utters the words, 'ghaiz gtui'.
Inerayo's skin turns to stone.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Brindlebum stops using a tall broom.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Mylene leaves north.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Relynar stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Brindlebum looks around and whistles innocently.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Oirwn says 'Fortress also bossing all around.  From the fatal loins of these two foes...'

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
A fire giant mercenary leaves west.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Oirwn says 'A pair of star crossed lovers are brutally slain.'

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Wharshi wears a handsewn pair of Imperial issue pants, fit for a gnome on his legs.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Wharshi stops using a handsewn sinister looking robes of pitch black cloth.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> tell nel Your turn
You tell Neltouda 'Your turn'

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Oirwn steps to the side gracefully.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Amander utters the words, 'yrl'.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Mylene utters the words, 'eja euwunsoguai'.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Relynar sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Neltouda says in her prissiest voice 'Gnomeo, Gnomeo? Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?'

civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 79%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> l
Before the Stage of Fools
  A short stage rises up about three feet off of the floor.  Small tables lie
all about its foot facing it.  Against the eastern wall are all sorts of
banners and large paintings of various backgrounds.  Paintings of a city,
of a dark forest and of wide open plains can all be seen.  A barrel full of
props sits stuffed in the stage's corner.  Spilled and broken mugs are strewn
about the stage as people usher off a bad performer.  The crowd seems lively
here but respectful of the efforts of the entertainers.  Small candles line the
foot of the stage where more than one careless bard has caught his cloak
on fire much to the crowd's pleasure.
 
[Exits: north south west]
(13) A tankard of Proudfoot ale has been left here.
     A large silver mug sits here, its fluted design reflecting the light.
     A decorated backdrop of a beautiful gleaming city is here.
(37) A serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy, chewy,
sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water lies here.
     Some bread dough lies here, edible but better for baking into something else.
( 3) A serving of sparkling green and yellow pickle-flavored rock candy dusted with powdered sugar lies here.
(13) A shot of whiskey and pickle juice has been left here.
(Purple Aura) A fire giant stands here awaiting his orders.
(Black Aura) Relynar the dark-elf is resting here.
(Purple Aura) (Translucent) Mylene the svirfnebli is here.
The crisp scent of brine encompasses the form of Captain Neltouda.
(Invis) Dumoise the human is here.
Salmt the dwarf is here.
A little monkey wearing a vest and fez sits here.
Wharshi the gnome is here.
Brindlebum the svirfnebli is here.
A box turtle is here, crawling among the leaves.
Maehayla the wood-elf is here.
(Purple Aura) Kaabunk the cloud giant is here.
(Purple Aura) Ziruanja the storm giant is here.
(Purple Aura) Oirwn the half-elf is here.
Amander the human is here.
Melanie the elf is here.
Fenarum the gnome is resting here.
Jastai the arial is here.
(Translucent) Inerayo the half-elf is here.
Zjenavive the arial is resting here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
(Purple Aura) A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
(Purple Aura) A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Relynar peers around himself intently.

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Mylene grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> where
People near you:
(PK) Maehayla                     Before the Stage of Fools
  Zjenavive                    Before the Stage of Fools
  Mylene                       Before the Stage of Fools
  Brindlebum                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ziruanja                     Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Flackerbuz                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ackor                        The Guard Post
(PK) Jastai                       Before the Stage of Fools
  Relynar                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Salmt                        Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Amander                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Kaabunk                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Wharshi                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Inerayo                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Oirwn                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Dumoise                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Fenarum                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Melanie                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Neltouda                     Before the Stage of Fools

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Neltouda says 'Thou Codex shine forth as a beacon against me, Short to say the least, is thy gods-given
structure And yet oh Gnomeo, my heart desireth thou only.'

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Inerayo utters the words, 'yrl'.
Inerayo's feet rise off the ground.

civilized <100%/628hp 81%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Wharshi's thirst hits him.
Wharshi's hunger hits him.
Amander slowly floats to the ground.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Mylene utters the words, 'yrl'.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Wharshi closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Neltouda grunts something incomprehensible, not amused by her circumstances.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Wharshi closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Inerayo utters the words, 'xafe ay candusqarr'.
Inerayo disappears.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Wharshi closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Wharshi grins slightly, looking refreshed and licking his lips.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Mylene leaves north.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Wharshi closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Wharshi grins slightly, unconsciously rubbing his belly.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
[HERALD] Olar the Tale-Teller: The Tale-telling fire grows brighter, welcoming Aleris to Thera.

civilized <100%/628hp 83%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
You are thirsty.
The pinpoints of violet light fade, and no longer announce your presence.

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> esay 'in the small gnomish voice of Gnomeo' My
dearest Jewely, thou family hast been only the object of mine's hate for all time!

[HERALD] Oirwn: New parrot!  You're late!

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> You say in the small gnomish voice of gnomeo 'My
dearest Jewely, thou family hast been only the object of mine's hate for all time!'

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Alciroth sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
[HERALD] Aleris: Yar, har, I fly mar way.

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Looking more attentive, Zjenavive listens closely.

civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 85%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> esay 'in the small gnomish voice of Gnomeo' But
Alas, mine holds only love for thine..
You say in the small gnomish voice of gnomeo 'But Alas, mine holds only love for thine..'
You are thirsty.

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> esay 'in the small gnomish voice of Gnomeo' My
small soul is restless, until it rests in thee
You say in the small gnomish voice of gnomeo 'My small soul is restless, until it rests in thee'

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> q canteen
You drink water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.
You do not feel thirsty.

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
Aislinn gets a serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy,
chewy, sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water.

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
Salmt tugs on one of the thirteen braids of his beard, sucking in his gut while standing on his tippy-toes.

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
[HERALD] Aleris: And I'm the only parrot.

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
Salmt says in the booming voice of the marshall 'OOii! Dooeess miinee eeyeess deeceeiivee mee?'

civilized <100%/628hp 86%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 PM> 
[HERALD] Oirwn: Well.  Yes...

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
Salmt says in the slightly less booming voice of the marshall 'Jeeweely, aacoolytee moosst beelooveed whoom
wee haavee taauught '

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
Salmt says in the uneven warble of a drunken marshall 'SSpeeaakiing wiith noonee buut thee ssoon oof thee
EEmpeeroor!'

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
Salmt says in the whispery voice of a sexy marshall 'AAnd whaat, sspeeeech oof loovee dooth coomee too miinee
eeaarss?'

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
Salmt's ears perk with interest.

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
Maehayla points to Salmt with an accusing finger.

civilized <100%/628hp 88%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 PM> 
You no longer walk gently.

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> gent
You relax your body and begin moving with a gentle grace.

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
Maehayla says in the threatening voice of the Emperor 'You dare speaketh to my son as such?!'

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
Aislinn gasps in astonishment.

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
Maehayla turns to face Flackerbuz, drawing her hand upwards infront of her into a fist.

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
Fenarum's ears perk with interest.

civilized <100%/628hp 90%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 AM> 
Aislinn claps her hands over her mouth.

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Maehayla says in the angst ridden voice of the Emperor 'And oh... oh so groans my heart at your offense!'

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Maehayla turns to face Neltouda.

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Maehayla says in the accusing voice of the Emperor 'And you...'

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Neltouda raises an eyebrow.

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Maehayla draws her fist closer to her chest, quivering ever so slightly with anger.

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
[HERALD] Aleris: Mar role in the play is limited.  I sit on Flackerbutt's shoulder and squak.

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Maehayla says in the accusing voice of the Emperor 'Curseth you swine for thy infection!'

civilized <100%/628hp 92%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 AM> 
Zjenavive's thirst grazes her.

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
Maehayla casts her hand out and to the side, as if throwing a cloak off her shoulder.
Neltouda gasps in astonishment.

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> gasp mae
You gasp as you realize what she did.

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
A little monkey cocks his head to one side and begins chattering.

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
Maehayla says in the demanding voice of the Emperor 'Unless speaketh the bloodoath, hope for thy love is
naught!'

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
Oirwn says 'Bromeo, brother of Gnomeo, enters thus in, along with Puffpuff, sister of Jewely Fett.'

civilized <100%/628hp 94%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 AM> 
Zjenavive's hunger grazes her.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Ziruanja strides onto center stage, mock-giggling as she plays with a shiny bauble.
Neltouda places her hand to her forehead, as if she feels faint.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Oirwn motions toward the side of the stage.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Aislinn looks at Maehayla.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Clearly nervous, Ziruanja fidgets with a hexagonally-faceted aquamarine.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Wharshi wanders in, leaning on his staff as he walks towards the center of the stage.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Melanie gives some unleavened bread to Zjenavive.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Relynar stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Relynar closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Relynar is surrounded by a black aura.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Relynar sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 
Wharshi says in the haughty voice of bromeo 'Alas, mine brother, thy Bromeo speaketh!'

civilized <100%/628hp 96%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 AM> 

Autosaving.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> 
Wharshi glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> glare whar
You glare icily at him.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> 
Amander looks at Wharshi.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> em crosses his tiny arms across his chest.
Flackerbuz crosses his tiny arms across his chest.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 AM> 
Wharshi says in the haughty voice of bromeo 'Aye, your Tyranny has reached to mine ears, and LONG shall our
family weep o'er thine failure!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
Kaabunk wears a handsewn black top hat with an ace of clubs in the hatband on his head.
Aleris spreads his wings slightly before bowing deeply.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
Wharshi pokes you in the ribs.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> wiggle
You wiggle your bottom.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
Ziruanja nods enthusiastically, taking Warshi's arm in hers.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
Ziruanja says with the shrill, haughty voice 'Gnomeo and Bromeo, they are SOOOO cute and like goodness gosh
and aaaaaahhhh!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 AM> 
Kaabunk's hunger injures him.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Fenarum snickers softly.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Ziruanja points furiously towards Gnomeo and Bromeo, grinning with dumbfounded delight!

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Jastai giggles with pleasure.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Kaabunk drops a bandit's robe.
Neltouda nods at Ziruanja.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Kaabunk gets a deep-fried turkey from a makeshift wooden trunk.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Kaabunk gets a bandit's robe.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Ziruanja says with the shrill, haughty voice of 'Look at those cute little legs move!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Oirwn says 'The two families depart grumbling, leaving Gnomeo and Jewely Fett both deep in sorrow, yet strong
in love.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Oirwn quickly closes the curtain.  Rustling can be heard from behind as the set is changed.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Wharshi turns and wanders away, his tiny arm linked with Ziruanja's giant wrist.
Oirwn gets a decorated backdrop of a beautiful gleaming city.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Aleris leaves north.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Zjenavive stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Relynar peers around himself intently.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Relynar stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Zjenavive stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Oirwn gets a decorated backdrop of a dim dungeon with thin prisoners clinging hopelessly to their cell bars
from a pack basket with leather straps.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Zjenavive stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Oirwn drops a decorated backdrop of a dim dungeon with thin prisoners clinging hopelessly to their cell bars.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 AM> 
Relynar slowly floats to the ground.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Wharshi wears a tattered slave's robe about his body.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Wharshi leaves north.
A little monkey leaves north.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Neltouda adjusts a lavender sun dress embroidered with lilac blossoms, trying to make it more comfortable.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Relynar closes his eyes and hums for an instant.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Relynar closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Relynar's feet rise off the ground.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
Zjenavive hugs Melanie.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> l
Before the Stage of Fools
  A short stage rises up about three feet off of the floor.  Small tables lie
all about its foot facing it.  Against the eastern wall are all sorts of
banners and large paintings of various backgrounds.  Paintings of a city,
of a dark forest and of wide open plains can all be seen.  A barrel full of
props sits stuffed in the stage's corner.  Spilled and broken mugs are strewn
about the stage as people usher off a bad performer.  The crowd seems lively
here but respectful of the efforts of the entertainers.  Small candles line the
foot of the stage where more than one careless bard has caught his cloak
on fire much to the crowd's pleasure.
 
[Exits: north south west]
     A decorated backdrop of a dim dungeon with thin prisoners clinging hopelessly to their cell bars is here.
(13) A tankard of Proudfoot ale has been left here.
     A large silver mug sits here, its fluted design reflecting the light.
(36) A serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy, chewy,
sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water lies here.
     Some bread dough lies here, edible but better for baking into something else.
( 3) A serving of sparkling green and yellow pickle-flavored rock candy dusted with powdered sugar lies here.
(13) A shot of whiskey and pickle juice has been left here.
A little monkey wearing a vest and fez sits here.
Wharshi the gnome is here.
Aleris the arial is here.
Aislinn the half-drow is here.
(Hide) Alciroth the dark-elf is resting here.
A fire giant stands here awaiting his orders.
(Black Aura) Relynar the dark-elf is here.
The crisp scent of brine encompasses the form of Captain Neltouda.
(Invis) Dumoise the human is here.
Salmt the dwarf is here.
Brindlebum the svirfnebli is here.
A box turtle is here, crawling among the leaves.
Maehayla the wood-elf is here.
Kaabunk the cloud giant is here.
Ziruanja the storm giant is here.
Oirwn the half-elf is here.
Amander the human is here.
Melanie the elf is here.
Fenarum the gnome is resting here.
Jastai the arial is here.
Zjenavive the arial is here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 AM> whois mel
where

Ziruanja's hunger injures her.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> [23  Elf  Con] Melanie the Inceptor of Abjuration

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> People near you:
(PK) Maehayla                     Before the Stage of Fools
  Zjenavive                    Before the Stage of Fools
  Brindlebum                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ziruanja                     Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Flackerbuz                   Before the Stage of Fools
  Ackor                        The Guard Post
(PK) Jastai                       Before the Stage of Fools
  Relynar                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Salmt                        Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Amander                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Kaabunk                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Wharshi                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Oirwn                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Dumoise                      Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Fenarum                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Melanie                      Before the Stage of Fools
  Neltouda                     Before the Stage of Fools
  Aleris                       Before the Stage of Fools
(PK) Alciroth                     Before the Stage of Fools
  Aislinn                      Before the Stage of Fools

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Zjenavive lifts some unleavened bread briefly.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Ziruanja gets some unleavened bread from the girdle of endless space.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> l
Before the Stage of Fools
  A short stage rises up about three feet off of the floor.  Small tables lie
all about its foot facing it.  Against the eastern wall are all sorts of
banners and large paintings of various backgrounds.  Paintings of a city,
of a dark forest and of wide open plains can all be seen.  A barrel full of
props sits stuffed in the stage's corner.  Spilled and broken mugs are strewn
about the stage as people usher off a bad performer.  The crowd seems lively
here but respectful of the efforts of the entertainers.  Small candles line the
foot of the stage where more than one careless bard has caught his cloak
on fire much to the crowd's pleasure.
 
[Exits: north south west]
     A decorated backdrop of a dim dungeon with thin prisoners clinging hopelessly to their cell bars is here.
(13) A tankard of Proudfoot ale has been left here.
     A large silver mug sits here, its fluted design reflecting the light.
(36) A serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy, chewy,
sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water lies here.
     Some bread dough lies here, edible but better for baking into something else.
( 3) A serving of sparkling green and yellow pickle-flavored rock candy dusted with powdered sugar lies here.
(13) A shot of whiskey and pickle juice has been left here.
A little monkey wearing a vest and fez sits here.
Wharshi the gnome is here.
Aleris the arial is here.
Aislinn the half-drow is here.
(Hide) Alciroth the dark-elf is resting here.
A fire giant stands here awaiting his orders.
(Black Aura) Relynar the dark-elf is here.
The crisp scent of brine encompasses the form of Captain Neltouda.
(Invis) Dumoise the human is here.
Salmt the dwarf is here.
Brindlebum the svirfnebli is here.
A box turtle is here, crawling among the leaves.
Maehayla the wood-elf is here.
Kaabunk the cloud giant is here.
Ziruanja the storm giant is here.
Oirwn the half-elf is here.
Amander the human is here.
Melanie the elf is here.
Fenarum the gnome is resting here.
Jastai the arial is here.
Zjenavive the arial is here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Oirwn pulls up the curtain once more to reveal an ugly dungeon scene.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Zjenavive sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> tell oir Really nice!
You tell Oirwn 'Really nice!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Looking more attentive, Zjenavive listens closely.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Fenarum peers around himself intently.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 AM> 
Oirwn says 'Deep within the Imperial dungeons, an evil plot brews!  Zalzizzar, royal assassin to the Emperor
sharpens his claws as he receives his deadly instructions.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 AM> 
Ziruanja closes her eyes and hums for an instant.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 AM> 
Wharshi steps up onto the stage, doing a convincing job of looking catlike.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 AM> 
Maehayla drums her fingertips together near her chin, as if thinking.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 AM> 
Leaning towards Zjenavive, Aleris whispers something to her.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 AM> 
Wharshi says with quiet menace 'Mreow?'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Wharshi.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Wharshi wanders about, pretending to rub his claws on his chest as he talks.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Zjenavive gives Aleris a crooked smile.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Aislinn.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to a fire giant mercenary.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> afk
Last 25 communications

08-22 18:26> Wharshi says with quiet menace: Mreow?
08-22 18:26> Aleris whispers to Zjenavive: How are yar, mar lovely friend?
08-22 18:25> Oirwn says: Deep within the Imperial dungeons, an evil plot brews!  Zalzizzar, royal assassin to
the Emperor sharpens his claws as he receives his deadly instructions.
08-22 18:24> Oirwn says: The two families depart grumbling, leaving Gnomeo and Jewely Fett both deep in
sorrow, yet strong in love.
08-22 18:24> Ziruanja says with the shrill, haughty voice of: Look at those cute little legs move!
08-22 18:23> Ziruanja says with the shrill, haughty voice: Gnomeo and Bromeo, they are SOOOO cute and like
goodness gosh and aaaaaahhhh!
08-22 18:23> Wharshi says in the haughty voice of bromeo: Aye, your Tyranny has reached to mine ears, and LONG
shall our family weep oer thine failure!
08-22 18:22> Wharshi says in the haughty voice of bromeo: Alas, mine brother, thy Bromeo speaketh!
08-22 18:22> Oirwn says: Bromeo, brother of Gnomeo, enters thus in, along with Puffpuff, sister of Jewely
Fett.
08-22 18:21> [HERALD] Aleris: Mar role in the play is limited.  I sit on Flackerbutts shoulder and squak.
08-22 18:20> Salmt says in the whispery voice of a sexy marshall: AAnd whaat, sspeeeech oof loovee dooth
coomee too miinee eeaarss?
08-22 18:20> Salmt says in the uneven warble of a drunken marshall: SSpeeaakiing wiith noonee buut thee ssoon
oof thee EEmpeeroor!
08-22 18:20> Salmt says in the slightly less booming voice of the marshall: Jeeweely, aacoolytee moosst
beelooveed whoom wee haavee taauught
08-22 18:20> [HERALD] Oirwn: Well.  Yes...
08-22 18:19> Salmt says in the booming voice of the marshall: OOii! Dooeess miinee eeyeess deeceeiivee mee?
08-22 18:19> [HERALD] Aleris: And Im the only parrot.
08-22 18:19> [HERALD] Aleris: Yar, har, I fly mar way.
08-22 18:19> [HERALD] Oirwn: New parrot!  Youre late!
08-22 18:18> [HERALD] Olar the Tale-Teller: The Tale-telling fire grows brighter, welcoming Aleris to Thera.
08-22 18:18> Neltouda says: Thou Codex shine forth as a beacon against me, Short to say the least, is thy
gods-given structure And yet oh Gnomeo, my heart desireth thou only.
08-22 18:17> Neltouda says in her prissiest voice: Gnomeo, Gnomeo? Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?
08-22 18:17> Oirwn says: A pair of star crossed lovers are brutally slain.
08-22 18:17> Oirwn says: Fortress also bossing all around.  From the fatal loins of these two foes...
08-22 18:17> Oirwn says: From ancient grudge break to new conflict, Imperial blood makes teh land unclean.
08-22 18:16> [HERALD] Flackerbuz: Keep going

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Relynar.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Wharshi says with quiet menace 'Mrr? Mrr....Mre mrrimrr?'
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Neltouda.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Neltouda.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Neltouda.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Wharshi nods again, head cocked as though listening to instructions.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 10 AM> 
Salmt disappears into the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Brindlebum.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Maehayla says in the maliciously pleased voice of the Emperor 'Exactly.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Salmt has returned from the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Leaning towards Aleris, Zjenavive whispers something to him.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to a box turtle.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Maehayla puts her hands on her hips, confidently.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
Wharshi says with the quietly meancing tone of zalzizzar 'Mreoowr? Mrr.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> poke zj
You poke her in the ribs.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> Maehayla throws back her head and laughs into the
night.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 11 AM> poke aler
You poke him in the ribs.
Wharshi nods.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Looking more attentive, Zjenavive listens closely.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
A fire giant mercenary leaves west.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Maehayla says in the maliciously pleasee voice of the Emperor 'You shall kill the opposing Maran gardener, for
I wish no chance of the Empire losing.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives you a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Ziruanja.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Amander leaves south.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Zjenavive gasps in astonishment.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Oirwn.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Melanie.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Fenarum.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Relynar sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Melanie.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 12 PM> 
Brindlebum disappears into the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Jastai.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Aleris gives a jigger of parrot rum, topped with whip cream and a bright-red cherry to Zjenavive.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Wharshi says with the quietly menacing voice of zalzizzar 'Mrr, mre mrrimm mrrim mrem mreowmers. '

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Brindlebum has returned from the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Aleris gives a silver-horned helm to Zjenavive.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Aleris gives a small glass prism to a dwarf bouncer.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Oirwn says 'Having agreed to his mysterious duties, Zalzizzar slinks off into the shadows.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Fenarum scratches his head with a confused look upon his face.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Wharshi scampers off stage, giggling to himself.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 1 PM> 
Ziruanja chuckles a deep rumble from side-stage.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Oirwn dramatically closes the curtain and more rustling can be heard from behind it.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Oirwn gets a decorated backdrop of a dim dungeon with thin prisoners clinging hopelessly to their cell bars.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Zjenavive gives a silver-horned helm to Aleris.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Aleris relaxes, proud of the drinks that he served.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Oirwn gets a decorated backdrop of a beautiful green garden with tons of flowers and bushels of fruit and
veggies everywhere from a pack basket with leather straps.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Oirwn drops a decorated backdrop of a beautiful green garden with tons of flowers and bushels of fruit and
veggies everywhere.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Wharshi beams a smile at Oirwn.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 
Aleris stops using a black iron longsword.
Aleris wields a jeweled broadsword.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 2 PM> 

Autosaving.
Aislinn disappears into the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 PM> 
Relynar stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 PM> 
Relynar closes his eyes and hums for an instant.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 PM> 
Oirwn yanks up the curtains with fervor.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 PM> 
Relynar sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 3 PM> 
You feel less aware of your surroundings.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
Oirwn says 'Hear ye, hear ye!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> det
Your awareness improves.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
Fenarum's ears perk with interest.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
Dumoise gets a serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy,
chewy, sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
Jastai gets grilled octopus tentacles from a large sack.

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> whois dum
[15 Human A-P] Dumoise the Cruel

civilized <100%/628hp 98%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 4 PM> 
Relynar stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Dumoise gets a serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy,
chewy, sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Relynar closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Relynar is surrounded by a black aura.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Oirwn says 'All are welcome to the third annual gardener festival!  We gather here to celebrate the sacred
tradition of gardeners... for who knows what we'd do without their useful skills!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Dumoise gets a serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy,
chewy, sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Relynar sits down and rests.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Aislinn has returned from the void.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Jastai leaves west.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Fenarum stands up.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Fenarum leaves west.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Gracelian says 'Drink mer ale?'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 5 PM> 
Oirwn says 'In our final round, we have the Imperial Champion Flagillius, known for his ever sharp shears!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> poke gra
You poke her in the ribs.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> whois gra
[27 Dwarf Pal] Gracelian the Keeper of Hope

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Brindlebum says giggling 'Good day Ladies!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Brindlebum says 'I mean laddies'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Brindlebum snickers softly.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Aislinn wrinkles her nose.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Aislinn says 'Sure.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> em snickers loudly.
Flackerbuz snickers loudly.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Ziruanja chuckles politely.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> poke ais
You poke her in the ribs.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Aislinn says 'That's what you meant.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> whois ais
[10 H-Drw Inv] Aislinn the Scholar of Magic

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Aislinn nods wisely.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> whisper Shh.
You whisper 'Shh.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Oirwn says 'And competing against him today, the retired Maran veteran, brawny and brainy... the mighty
Magmilius!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 6 PM> 
Relynar smirks.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
A little monkey sticks a finger in his ear and digs around.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Aleris flaps his wings and attempts to land on Ziruanja's shoulder, only to tumble onto the ground.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> l
Before the Stage of Fools
  A short stage rises up about three feet off of the floor.  Small tables lie
all about its foot facing it.  Against the eastern wall are all sorts of
banners and large paintings of various backgrounds.  Paintings of a city,
of a dark forest and of wide open plains can all be seen.  A barrel full of
props sits stuffed in the stage's corner.  Spilled and broken mugs are strewn
about the stage as people usher off a bad performer.  The crowd seems lively
here but respectful of the efforts of the entertainers.  Small candles line the
foot of the stage where more than one careless bard has caught his cloak
on fire much to the crowd's pleasure.
 
[Exits: north south west]
     A decorated backdrop of a beautiful green garden with tons of flowers and bushels of fruit and veggies
everywhere is here.
(13) A tankard of Proudfoot ale has been left here.
     A large silver mug sits here, its fluted design reflecting the light.
(33) A serving of a large platter holding a variety of greasy, salty, tangy, sweet, juicy, crunchy, chewy,
sour, and doughy treats that make your mouth water lies here.
     Some bread dough lies here, edible but better for baking into something else.
( 3) A serving of sparkling green and yellow pickle-flavored rock candy dusted with powdered sugar lies here.
(13) A shot of whiskey and pickle juice has been left here.
Aislinn the half-drow is here.
Gracelian the dwarf is here.
Brindlebum the svirfnebli is here.
A fire giant stands here awaiting his orders.
(Black Aura) Relynar the dark-elf is resting here.
Salmt the dwarf is here.
A little monkey wearing a vest and fez sits here.
Wharshi the gnome is here.
Aleris the arial is here.
(Hide) Alciroth the dark-elf is resting here.
The crisp scent of brine encompasses the form of Captain Neltouda.
Dumoise the human is here.
A box turtle is here, crawling among the leaves.
Maehayla the wood-elf is here.
Kaabunk the cloud giant is here.
Ziruanja the storm giant is here.
Oirwn the half-elf is here.
Melanie the elf is here.
Zjenavive the arial is resting here.
A stout dwarf bouncer hefts his cudgel and looks for trouble.
A tall woman wearing fine clothing fiddles with a scrap of fabric here.
A fool tumbles around the stage throwing balls at random.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Leaning towards Ziruanja, Aleris whispers something to her.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> tell kaa That's you, right?
You tell Kaabunk 'That's you, right?'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Aleris gets a decorated backdrop of a beautiful green garden with tons of flowers and bushels of fruit and
veggies everywhere.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
Zjenavive looks at Aleris.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 7 PM> 
You are hungry.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Aleris looks at Aislinn intently.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Kaabunk tells you 'Am Dummina.'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Aleris drops a decorated backdrop of a beautiful green garden with tons of flowers and bushels of fruit and
veggies everywhere.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
[HERALD] Oirwn: Put that back right now.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> reply You're both of them!
You tell Kaabunk 'You're both of them!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
[HERALD] Oirwn: Thank you.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> reply Quick!
You tell Kaabunk 'Quick!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Gracelian gets a bowl of hearty soup from a taglohide knapsack.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Aislinn gives a round of applause.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Gracelian gets a bowl of hearty soup from a taglohide knapsack.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
[HERALD] Neltouda: Calm yerself Aleris.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
Kaabunk says 'Ho, good luck mate!'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 8 PM> 
You are hungry.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Kaabunk adjusts a handsewn baggy burlap sack with a rope belt, trying to make it more comfortable.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
[Newbie] Sig: Does stone armor use include things like ruby necklaces and stuff?
Gracelian closes her eyes and hums for an instant.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Gracelian closes her eyes and hums for an instant.
Righteous determination crosses Gracelian's face as a red light flares from her eyes.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Gracelian closes her eyes and hums for an instant.

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Oirwn says to Brindlebum 'As last years champion, you have the right to choose the FINAL CHALLENGE!  Which do
you choose o great gardener?'

civilized <100%/628hp 100%m 100%mv 18465tnl (-14.69%) 9 PM> 
Brindlebum says jauntliy 'Piss OFF!'

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