Why not to mud when drunk

LogFiend
November 14, 2015 12:57PM
Atop the Domed Roof of the Temple of the Glacial Lord 
  The staircase that has led this way ends upon the roof of the temple.  Walls
of gray stone have been erected to keep the wind from blowing things off the
area, but they have not been raised high enough to create a ceiling.  Instead,
the sky is clearly visible overhead.  Even with the barriers to the air that
moves along the mountainside, the wind is strong as it makes its way from
above into the enclosure built by them.  Upon the walls in each direction is
a large letter so that those who take time to sit upon the roof can tell which
direction the wind comes from.

An aura of cold fills this area, dropping the temperature below freezing.
 
[Exits: down]
Ferox is here.
Deormdel is here.
Zaldavius is here.

** Ferox.  I've seen him on the who list.  Lowbie.
** Deormdel.  Isn't he a paladin?  Well, he's not in my pk so let's go for it!

wilderness  <1405hp 1256m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> C sleep zaldavius
Zaldavius yells 'Die, Tsalantha, you sorcerous dog!'
Zaldavius's legs buckle slightly, but he fights off your spell!
Zaldavius mauls you.
Zaldavius mauls you.
Zaldavius has a few scratches.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
Zaldavius looks at you.
Zaldavius has a few scratches.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
Your shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** Zaldavius!
Your venomous slash === OBLITERATES === Zaldavius!
Your shocking bite *** DEVASTATES *** Zaldavius!
You parry Zaldavius's burst of energy.
Zaldavius is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> tri
Swinging your foot to one side, you knock Zaldavius's feet together and he falls!
Your trip grazes Zaldavius.
Zaldavius is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
Zaldavius parries your shocking bite.
Your venomous slash *** DEVASTATES *** Zaldavius!
You parry Zaldavius's burst of energy.
Zaldavius tries to attack some empty air near you.
Zaldavius is gushing blood.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
Ferox says 'Wretch!'
Zaldavius is gushing blood.

wilderness  <1361hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> tri

Your shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** Zaldavius!
Your venomous slash === OBLITERATES === Zaldavius!
Zaldavius's burst of energy wounds you.
Zaldavius is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness  <1341hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
The edges of Zaldavius's being stretch and twist and he becomes a smoldering hellhound.

wilderness  <1341hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> But you aren't fighting anyone!

** At the time this was confusing.  I'm trying to trip him but I'm no longer fighting?  Never mind.  Hellhounds must be vulnerable to cold.  Right?

wilderness  <1341hp 1241m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  10 AM  snowing> 
Your eyes are no longer sensitive to magical auras.

wilderness  <1353hp 1281m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  cloudy> c iceb
Mystic frost manifests itself at your hands before you send it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
An explosion of howls flare forth from a smoldering hellhound as it is attacked.
A smoldering hellhound is unaffected by your iceball!
Ferox's skin becomes tough like bark.
Deormdel says 'Leave, anti-paladin.'

** That paladin guy is telling me what to do?  Can't be having that.

A smoldering hellhound is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness  <1353hp 1256m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  cloudy> 
Your shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** a smoldering hellhound!
A smoldering hellhound has fled!
A smoldering hellhound leaves down.

wilderness  <1353hp 1256m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  cloudy> d
The Antechamber of the Glacial Lord 
 
[Exits: north east south west up]
Waves of heat and smoke billow forth from the smoldering form of a hellhound.

civilized <1353hp 1256m 1292mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  none> c iceb
Mystic frost manifests itself at your hands before you send it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
An explosion of howls flare forth from a smoldering hellhound as it is attacked.
A smoldering hellhound is unaffected by your iceball!
A smoldering hellhound is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <1353hp 1231m 1292mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  none> 
Your shocking bite *** DEMOLISHES *** a smoldering hellhound!
A smoldering hellhound is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against a smoldering hellhound.
An ixitxachitl tail whip glows with unholy light as it steals a piece of a smoldering hellhound's mind.

civilized <1353hp 1231m 1292mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  none> exa corpse

Deormdel has arrived.


civilized <1353hp 1231m 1292mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  11 AM  none> l
The Antechamber of the Glacial Lord 
  A large room opens up with four exits in different directions.  The cavernous
room is made of frozen stones that are completely square and fit exactly next
to each other.  Statues of frozen warriors decorate the hall, their weapons
raised as if they were made in the middle of a strike.  Frost lines the hall,
completely covering everything as would be expected inside a glacier.  In the
middle of the room is a large blue bonfire.  While it radiates heat, the fire
does not seem to affect the ice at all.  While a sense of war can be felt in
the area, a sense of serenity also fills it.
 
[Exits: north east south west up]
     The face of a smoldering hellhound's blackened corpse is twisted in a final moment of agony.
Deormdel is here.

** Wait a minute.  This is looking kind of like the shrine of that Deormdel dude.  He's not a paladin, is he?  Run away!

** Shortly after, I've read the helpfile and confirmed that I am indeed mistaken about Deormdel being a paladin.

wilderness  <1389hp 1321m 1288mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  2 PM  clear> 
A blast of frigid air nearly blows you off your feet before the giant form of Deormdel materializes.

wilderness  <1410hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> say I fear I had not appreciated who you were
You say 'I fear I had not appreciated who you were'

** That's about as much of an apology I can give for disturbing his in-shrine rp, even though I know this isn't going to end well.

wilderness  <1410hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> An Old Trail Through the Plains 
  The plains end here at the border of a large forest.  The tall grass 
begins to give way to small bushes and other undergrowth.  The wind 
is not as strong here next to the trees as in the open plains.  The 
trees are very dense, and with the hedges between them all possible 
openings into the forest are blocked.  An old dirt trail has been 
beaten through the plains here, though for what purpose seems 
undiscernable.  There are no apparent tracks on the trail, human, 
animal or otherwise.  The trail continues to the north and south, 
while the plains stretch out before you to the east.
 
[Exits: north east south]
Deormdel is here.

wilderness  <1410hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> 
Deormdel says 'You will now.'

wilderness  <1410hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> 
Closing in, Deormdel savages your face with his teeth!
Deormdel's savage feeding === OBLITERATES === you!
Deormdel suddenly springs forward and sends you sprawling with a solid body blow!
Deormdel's bash MASSACRES you!
Seizing upon your moment of weakness, Deormdel brutally kicks you while you're down!
Deormdel's vicious attack DISMEMBERS you!
You yell 'Help! Deormdel is bashing me!'
Deormdel is in perfect health.

wilderness  <1077hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> 
Deormdel parries your shocking bite.
Your venomous slash MASSACRES Deormdel!
Your shocking bite *** DEVASTATES *** Deormdel!
You parry Deormdel's wrath.
You parry Deormdel's wrath.
You parry Deormdel's wrath.
Deormdel's wrath === OBLITERATES === you!
Deormdel's wrath >>> ANNIHILATES <<< you!
Deormdel has a few scratches.

wilderness  <580hp 1348m 1296mv 26000tnl (-24.40%)  3 PM  clear> 
Deormdel parries your shocking bite.
Deormdel dodges your venomous slash.
Moving with an executioners grace Deormdel avoids your attack.
Buzzing with charge, an arc of lightning snaps from an ixitxachitl tail whip, arcing towards Deormdel.
Your arc of lightning === OBLITERATES === Deormdel!
You parry Deormdel's wrath.
Deormdel's wrath === OBLITERATES === you!
Deormdel's wrath === OBLITERATES === you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Deormdel delivers a blow of deadly force!
Deormdel's wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
You have been KILLED!!


You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!

** Yeah.  Pretty sure that's a god, not a paladin.
** I guess he was doing stuff to protect his follower before, but I was too dumbass to figure it out.
Subject Author Views Posted

Why not to mud when drunk

LogFiend 897 November 14, 2015 12:57PM

That's hilarious. Frost Gods are OP! (n/t)

saagkri 201 November 14, 2015 09:34PM

I thought he was a Cloud Giant god... nt

dalneko 168 November 15, 2015 03:04AM

Wasn't talking about his race (n/t)

saagkri 180 November 17, 2015 02:54PM

Well gods have most skills I think

daurwyn(VIP) 287 November 15, 2015 09:11AM

Orcs don't get resist poison though (n/t)

Elystan 151 November 18, 2015 04:54AM

My bad

daurwyn(VIP) 202 November 18, 2015 07:28AM

I was just going by his helpfile: From the far north, word comes of a deity who has, until recently, been worshiped by the cloud giants alone. Being a war-like race with their own sense of honorable combat, this giant god was the perfect fit for his peopl

dalneko 232 November 15, 2015 09:35AM

Probably played by Jalim. Paladin with OP rewards. Dude, did you see those DB's? That's fucking bullshit. NT

Sam 204 November 14, 2015 08:26PM

Did he sac your whip? :) (n/t)

Kstatida 170 November 14, 2015 01:57PM

Now that was impressive - Deormdel is a boss

Demtok 326 November 14, 2015 01:56PM

.. (n/t)

Bemus-ed 180 November 14, 2015 01:15PM

The lengths some people go to for IMMteraction (n/t)

Bemus-ed 176 November 14, 2015 01:38PM

You had a god bite your face off. Seems like a win. (n/t)

Artificial 265 November 14, 2015 01:13PM



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