That time I almost killed the Emperor.

LogFiend
October 31, 2016 11:01AM
civilized <1287hp 482m 949mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 1 PM> As someone drops to its knees, Kleiran steps back, preventing it from hitting the precise location.
Someone staggers back, obviously favoring its injured knee.
Nazarates steps out of the shadows.
Nazarates's assassination attempt mauls Kleiran.
Kleiran yells 'Help! Someone tried to assassinate me!'

civilized <1287hp 482m 949mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 1 PM>
They aren't here.
***Was actually looking for the Warmaster***

civilized <1315hp 482m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM> 
Seizing upon a flaw in Kleiran's tactics, Nazarates kicks dirt toward his eyes!
Kleiran is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Nazarates's kicked dirt scratches Kleiran.
Kleiran's smash MUTILATES Nazarates!
Nazarates deflects your drowning with his shield.
Your drowning MASSACRES Nazarates!
Your frigid smash MASSACRES Nazarates!
Nazarates has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1315hp 482m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM>
You yell 'By tha' stones, by Nordiach, by me ancestors, and BY ME BLOODY BEARD YER GOIN DOWN!'
You feel righteous as you shout 'By tha' stones, by Nordiach, by me ancestors, and BY ME BLOODY BEARD YER GOIN DOWN!'
Nazarates has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM> 
You slam into Nazarates, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes Nazarates.
***WE GOT HIM!!!! He's going down now!!!***
Your drowning MANGLES Nazarates!
Nazarates deflects your frigid smash with his shield.
Drops of harmless water spray Nazarates as your drowning is blocked by a rich brown bearskin cape.
Nazarates is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM> 
Nazarates's surge of water decimates Kleiran!
Your drowning MASSACRES Nazarates!
Your frigid smash MANGLES Nazarates!
Nazarates dodges your drowning.
Your drowning MANGLES Nazarates!
***My god look at the melee!***
Nazarates is gushing blood.

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM>
Nazarates has fled!
***FUCK YOU BASH RNG BULLSHIT ARGGGGH***
Nazarates leaves north.

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM>
But you aren't fighting anyone!
***This was a drum***

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM> 
They aren't here.

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM>
People near you:
(PK) Kleiran                      The Eastern Crossroads
(PK) Brondalorm                   The Eastern Crossroads

civilized <1417hp 452m 1002mv 18278tnl (5.05%) 2 PM>
You sigh.
Subject Author Views Posted

That time I almost killed the Emperor.

LogFiend 640 October 31, 2016 11:01AM

That's not RNG bullshit

Kstatida 347 October 31, 2016 11:28AM

Once bash lands the lag is rng

daurwyn(VIP) 289 November 01, 2016 01:48AM

yes, i never bash if i have cranial

The Forsaken(VIP) 285 November 01, 2016 07:52AM

Weight only affecting bash landing, which it did, so... no luck with RNG. (n/t)

Calion 270 October 31, 2016 11:45AM

Is this confirmed?

Kstatida 334 October 31, 2016 11:56AM

Yes:

Calion 384 October 31, 2016 12:16PM

That's like wikipedia

Kstatida 314 October 31, 2016 01:14PM

Not really

daurwyn(VIP) 262 November 01, 2016 01:49AM

Now I'm beginning to think you are sophisticated AI written by Valg to make fun of the misinfo people spout on Dio's sometimes.

Sam 284 October 31, 2016 01:20PM

I'm sorry

Kstatida 311 October 31, 2016 01:24PM

yeah the only way to get better bash lag is by taking the legacy (n/t)

Elystan 225 October 31, 2016 11:52AM



Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.

Click here to login

Online Users

Guests: 84
Record Number of Users: 1 April 26, 2024
Record Number of Guests: 133 April 26, 2024