Stellar RP

LogFiend
December 03, 2016 06:33AM
**** Back story, I've killed him twice before, once a failed assassination, the other successful ****
**** I tried to RP  with him, the most I got was a one word crappy response. ****
**** So here I watch him for about 12 stalks in Udgaard. ****

<628(100%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
Iadil has arrived.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant has arrived.
A rogue undead has arrived.
A zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery has arrived.
A giant mercenary has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant has arrived.


<628(100%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> assassinate iadil
Iadil suddenly drops and rolls out of your attack!
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Your assassination attempt misses Iadil.
Iadil yells 'Help! Someone tried to assassinate me!'
Iadil is in perfect health.


<628(100%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> You notice Iadil becoming distracted, and cleverly seize the opportunity to strike her!
Iadil parries your wrath.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Iadil!
Iadil has a few scratches.


<628(100%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> thr

You parry Iadil's stab.
Your shield blocks Iadil's stab.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant screams and attacks you!
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch MUTILATES you!
A flesh golem screams and attacks you!
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
Your shield blocks a flesh golem's smash.
A giant mercenary screams and attacks you!
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
A zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery screams and attacks you!
You parry a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
A rogue undead screams and attacks you!
You parry a rogue undead's chop.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant screams and attacks you!
Your shield blocks a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
Your wrath MUTILATES Iadil!
Iadil has some small but disgusting cuts.


<588(93%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
You desperately dodge around Iadil's stab.
You parry Iadil's stab.
Iadil parries your wrath.
Iadil has some small but disgusting cuts.


<588(93%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> You throw Iadil to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw MUTILATES Iadil!
Iadil has some small but disgusting cuts.


<588(93%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
A rogue undead tries a wild overhead swing.
A rogue undead's wild overhead attack misses you.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a rogue undead's chop.
A rogue undead's chop wounds you.
You dodge a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You dodge a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
Your shield blocks a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
You parry Iadil's stab.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Iadil!
Iadil is covered with bleeding wounds.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> thr

You stop a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch with a solid blow.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
Your shield blocks a rogue undead's chop.
You dodge a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You dodge a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
Iadil's blow to your shield leaves your arm ringing.
Your shield blocks Iadil's stab.
Iadil parries your wrath.
Your wrath MUTILATES Iadil!
Iadil is covered with bleeding wounds.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
Iadil frowns.
You throw Iadil to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw MUTILATES Iadil!
Maintaining your hold, you painfully hyperextend Iadil's shoulder!
Your ground control DISMEMBERS Iadil!
Iadil is gushing blood.

***** Not Perma lagged for sure *****
***** Maybe c word instead of frown and you survive ****

<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You dodge a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
Your shield blocks a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
Your shield blocks a rogue undead's chop.
Your shield blocks a rogue undead's chop.
You parry a rogue undead's chop.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch misses you.
Your shield blocks a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You dodge a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
Your shield blocks a flesh golem's smash.
You parry Iadil's stab.
You parry Iadil's stab.
Iadil parries your wrath.
Your wrath MUTILATES Iadil!
Iadil is gushing blood.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> thr

A rogue undead's trip misses you.
Iadil is gushing blood.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
You dodge a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You dodge a rogue undead's chop.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch.
You parry a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
Your shield blocks a zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery's punch.
You parry a giant mercenary's slash.
You dodge a giant mercenary's slash.
You parry a flesh golem's smash.
You parry Iadil's stab.
Your shield blocks Iadil's stab.
Your wrath maims Iadil!
Iadil is gushing blood.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
Iadil utters the words, 'noselacri'.
Your eyes roll back, and a viscid haze fouls your eyes, bringing darkness.
You throw someone to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw MUTILATES someone!
Extending someone's arm through the throw, you strike hard to its ribs!
You knock the wind out of someone!
Your ground control DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone is writhing in agony.


<568(90%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's chop.
Your shield blocks someone's chop.
Someone's punch MUTILATES you!
You dodge someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's slash.
Your shield blocks someone's smash.
Someone's smash maims you!
Your shield blocks someone's stab.
Your shield blocks someone's stab.
Your wrath MUTILATES someone!
Someone is writhing in agony.


<496(78%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> thr

Someone's punch EVISCERATES you!
You parry someone's chop.
You parry someone's chop.
You dodge someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's slash.
Your shield blocks someone's smash.
You parry someone's smash.
You meet someone's stab with a resounding impact.
You parry someone's stab.
Your wrath maims someone!
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is convulsing on the ground.


<453(72%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
Someone tries a wild overhead swing.
Seizing a lucky opportunity, someone takes advantage of the situation.
Someone's wild overhead attack MASSACRES you!
Someone is convulsing on the ground.


<377(60%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> You throw someone to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw MUTILATES someone!
Someone is convulsing on the ground.


<377(60%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> 
Your shield blocks someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
Your shield blocks someone's chop.
You parry someone's chop.
You dodge someone's punch.
Your shield blocks someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's slash.
You parry someone's slash.
You parry someone's smash.
You parry someone's smash.
You dodge someone's stab.
You parry someone's stab.
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is convulsing on the ground.


<377(60%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> thr

You parry someone's punch.
Your shield blocks someone's punch.
You dodge someone's punch.
Your shield blocks someone's chop.
You dodge someone's chop.
You parry someone's punch.
You dodge someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
Your shield blocks someone's slash.
You parry someone's smash.
Your shield blocks someone's stab.
Your wrath EVISCERATES someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against someone.
A clump of someone's hair is ripped from its head.
Someone groans and topples into dust.
Someone groans and topples into dust.
Someone groans and topples into dust.
Someone groans and topples into dust.
Someone groans and topples into dust.
Someone shrugs and walks off.


<377(60%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> But you aren't fighting anyone!


<377(60%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> bindw
You bandage your wounds and focus your natural healing.


<429(68%)hp - 510(95%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> aff

Someone tells you 'Seriously?'

***** Oh, wonder is this OOC or IC ***** 
***** So I give a non-commital reply to see. ****


<429(68%)hp - 510(95%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 7 PM> You are affected by:
Skill: 'heightened awareness' for 21 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' for 21 hours.
Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 8 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 2 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 2 hours.
Skill: 'bind wounds  for 0 hours.
Skill: 'endure' modifies armor class by -26 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'endure' modifies save vs spell by -16 for 0 hours.


<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> reply Hmm?
You tell someone 'Hmm?'


<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> wher
You can't see a thing!


<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> who
*35 H-Elf Asn* (PK) [FORTRESS] [SQUIRE] Jalantar the Uki Goshi, Almost Useful to the Knight of Swords

Players found: 1


<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> aff
You are affected by:
Skill: 'heightened awareness' for 21 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' for 21 hours.
Spell: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 8 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 2 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 2 hours.
Skill: 'bind wounds  for 0 hours.
Skill: 'endure' modifies armor class by -26 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'endure' modifies save vs spell by -16 for 0 hours.


<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> 
Someone tells you 'One less player again fucktard.'

***** RP Starts with you man ****

<447(71%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 8 PM> 

Autosaving.
You feel ready to bind up more wounds.
You can stalk again.
You feel susceptible to magic again.


<464(73%)hp - 534(100%)mm - 620(100%)mv - 14958 - 9 PM> 
Word spreads throughout the land that your victory over someone has forced it into hiding!
Subject Author Views Posted

Stellar RP

LogFiend 594 December 03, 2016 06:33AM

This log is my favorite. The hypocrisy of the poster. This log made me snicker a bit. (n/t)

funnyone 249 December 17, 2016 02:37AM

Wow. So much time to do something other than stand there and die...

K-B 335 December 03, 2016 11:48AM

Then comes to the boards and acts like a douche as if it's everyone else's fault. (n/t)

NbM(VIP) 229 December 03, 2016 12:08PM

We're the assholes, right? (n/t)

bloodmoon 216 December 04, 2016 10:50AM

In the words of Kip, "Alwaays and foreverrr." (n/t)

Frosty 215 December 04, 2016 11:32AM

I've always been saying that marans are fucktards with no RP (n/t)

Kstatida 188 December 03, 2016 08:06AM



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