Sefl Righeous Paladins

May 12, 2017 09:52AM
*** Someone get #BLM on the phone ***

You tell ElfPaly 'Greetings Priest'
ElfPaly tells you 'Hello..'
ElfPaly tells you 'Something you require?'
You tell ElfPaly 'My name is *LowbieGuy*, well met.'
ElfPaly tells you 'I see.'
You tell ElfPaly 'I was going to let you know that if you travel I would also seek to do so.  If you'd have me.'
ElfPaly tells you 'I have seen far too much treachery and murder to go to battle with just anyone at my side.. I see no reason the spawn of a Drow would inspire my confidence lightly.'
You tell ElfPaly 'That is rather judgemental for a Priest.'
You tell ElfPaly 'Perhaps you are not the type of fellow I'd like to travel with after all.'
ElfPaly tells you 'Insults and accusations will not often sway men to your side, son of a Drow.'
You tell ElfPaly 'I insulted no one.  You judged me based off the color of my skin, and lineage I have no control over.'
You tell ElfPaly 'My grandmother used to say, "If you hang with dogs *LowbieGuy*, you're bound to catch fleas!"'
ElfPaly tells you 'I believe I stated that trust must be earned. Your misinterpreting of my words and insinuating my failing as a Priest do you no favors to prove my wariness unwise.'
You tell ElfPaly 'Good luck to you on your travels.'
ElfPaly tells you 'Unfortunate your grandmother said it to you, rather than whichever of your parents laid with a Drow. Though I suppose those failings cannot be corrected now.'
You tell ElfPaly 'My mother was raped by many of them, who knows who the father was.'
left ajar. The reflective windows and unwelcoming front make it hard to tell
You tell ElfPaly 'I count my blessing she escaped with our lives though.'
You tell ElfPaly 'Though, I doubt grandma's words would have aided her in that situation.'
ElfPaly tells you 'Perhaps I spoke harshly. For that I apologize. Though I will not apologize for wariness in the face of the traitors to Elven kind.'



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2017 10:43AM by Brujah.
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Sefl Righeous Paladins

Brujah 967 May 12, 2017 09:52AM

Also:

Brujah 595 May 12, 2017 02:16PM

Hahaha

HairyOrangutan 554 May 14, 2017 12:37PM

Don't take every LGBT reference as personal (n/t)

Kstatida 395 May 14, 2017 11:04PM

Thanks but I don't

HairyOrangutan 505 May 14, 2017 11:27PM

As if anyone believed you :)

Kstatida 499 May 14, 2017 11:30PM

Sorry you're a homophobe

HairyOrangutan 518 May 14, 2017 11:38PM

That I am

Kstatida 468 May 14, 2017 11:41PM

LOL

Frosty 475 May 15, 2017 03:39PM

*your (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 401 May 14, 2017 11:41PM

Technically it's "ur" since it's the internet and he's a pinheaded Chernobyl baby (n/t)

HairyOrangutan 449 May 14, 2017 11:53PM

Brilliant. Thank you for this round of monkey sourced insults. We need more. (n/t)

Matrik 425 May 15, 2017 09:31AM

Jokexplainbot please?

Kstatida 531 May 16, 2017 12:04AM

Americans only. (n/t)

Matrik 428 May 16, 2017 12:22PM

Seriously, need more. (n/t)

Frosty 427 May 15, 2017 03:38PM

rp, dude. nt

Isildur(VIP) 582 May 12, 2017 12:02PM

Was he wearing a "Make Darsylon Great Again" hat? nt

Isildur(VIP) 584 May 12, 2017 12:03PM

Dunno, couldn't see past his white elf privilege. (n/t)

Brujah 439 May 12, 2017 02:12PM

Elf paladin

zannon 601 May 12, 2017 10:01AM

Now we know who jalim is playing

Kstatida 510 May 12, 2017 10:14AM

Jalim doesn't play Paladins anymore. But if I did, I'd just wrath this guy and apologize after he died if he was good. n/t

jalim 409 May 12, 2017 02:06PM

You are only allowed to play paladins if you know who funnyone is playing and only pk him (n/t)

NbM(VIP) 423 May 12, 2017 02:55PM

that wouldn't work out for the next couple of weeks. n/t

jalim 389 May 12, 2017 04:33PM



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