*** Ridiculously skewed PK range yet again but let's give them some light entertainment shall we?
*** Ueradinl and Rilaer are on the look out so I'll give them a fight, I mean I am a scary level 47
*** human necromancer right?  Right???

civilized graveyard <885hp 1257m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> People near you:
(PK) Ueradinl                     Inside a Tomb
(PK) Dhaudeshia                   Inside a Knight's Tomb
(PK) Rilaer                       On a Path

civilized graveyard <885hp 1257m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> You cast fresh blood to the East.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 
You cast infant's blood to the North.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 
You cast thick menses blood to the South.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 
You cast poisoned blood to the West.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 
From the tainted soil columns of decaying sinew erupt into the air!
Strands of rotting flesh lash between the columns of sinew!
Thick blood rises from the graves to feed the wall of flesh surrounding you!
You sag with the effort of raising the wall.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> You are affected by:
Spell: 'wall of putrid flesh' modifies constitution by -2 for 72 hours.
Spell: 'aura' modifies armor class by -30 for 27 hours.
Timer: 'nether protection' for 22 hours.
Spell: 'nether protection' modifies armor class by -30 for 10 hours.
Spell: 'barrier' modifies armor class by -80 for 7 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' for 5 hours.
Spell: 'wraithform' modifies pierce resistance by 38 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'wraithform' modifies slash resistance by 38 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'wraithform' modifies bash resistance by 38 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'wraithform' for 4 hours.
Spell: 'fly' for 3 hours.
Skill: 'sneak' for -1 hours.
Skill: 'slow' modifies dexterity by -4 for -1 hours.
Spell: 'pass door' for -1 hours.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1167m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> You failed to summon Ueradinl.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1117m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> People near you:
(PK) Ueradinl                     Inside a Tomb
(PK) Dhaudeshia                   Inside a Knight's Tomb

civilized graveyard <885hp 1117m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A shining silver construct stops following you.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1117m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> You failed.

civilized graveyard <885hp 1067m 1207mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 2 AM indoor waxing 293> 

Autosaving.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1131m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> Ueradinl arrives suddenly.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1081m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> Ueradinl yells 'Die, Dhaudeshia, you sorcerous dog!'
The magic of the pass door spell unravels.
The magic of the detect invis spell unravels.
The magic of the giant strength spell is unaffected.
You shiver only slightly as Ueradinl's frigid chop is impeded by a girdle of gleaming white dragonscale.
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl makes a feint but you ignore it.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl stops using a hand-axe covered in ice.
Ueradinl wields the diamond dagger named 'Light of Redemption'.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl stops using a small pruning axe.
Ueradinl dual wields the diamond dagger named 'Light of Redemption'.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl hurls a throwing dagger at you, but it flies wide.
Ueradinl's hurled dagger misses you.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1066m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> You torment the entombed souls here, and force them to rain hatred upon your foes!
A dark, formless presence hisses from the graves, chilling Ueradinl with its touch!
Your spectral cloud MANGLES Ueradinl!
A dark, formless presence hisses from the graves, chilling the ghost of a knight with its touch!
Your spectral cloud === OBLITERATES === the ghost of a knight!
The ghost of a knight is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points (40% bonus).
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1041m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
You are misled by Ueradinl's cunning feint.
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Ueradinl has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1041m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> You torment the entombed souls here, and force them to rain hatred upon your foes!
A corpse bursts from the ground, sinking its filthy teeth into Ueradinl's leg!
Your ghoul's bite MANGLES Ueradinl!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1016m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl gets a wild look in his eyes.
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl makes a feint but you ignore it.
Your stab misses Ueradinl.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 1016m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> You torment the entombed souls here, and force them to rain hatred upon your foes!
A banshee swirls around Ueradinl, screaming in agony!
Your summoned banshee's keening MANGLES Ueradinl!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl parries your stab and retaliates with lightning quickness!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl stops using the diamond dagger named 'Light of Redemption'.
Ueradinl wields a hand-axe covered in ice.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl stops using the diamond dagger named 'Light of Redemption'.
Ueradinl dual wields a small pruning axe.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <906hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl drives his axes into both sides of your body, stunning you.
A spray of blood erupts from your wounds 
Ueradinl's brutal attack maims you!
Ueradinl's brutal attack devastates you!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <841hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl parries your stab and retaliates with lightning quickness!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <841hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Ueradinl's attack!
You are misled by Ueradinl's cunning feint.
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <841hp 991m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> You torment the entombed souls here, and force them to rain hatred upon your foes!
A dark, formless presence hisses from the graves, chilling Ueradinl with its touch!
Your spectral cloud EVISCERATES Ueradinl!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <841hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Silvery-white flames flicker in Drissa's eyes as she attacks you!
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Drissa!'
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Drissa's attack!
Silvery-white flames flicker in Drogun's eyes as he attacks you!
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Drogun!'
A putrid wall of flesh deflects Drogun's attack!
A putrid wall of flesh topples in a heap of twitching gore.
An animated wall of putrid flesh stops following you.
Drogun has arrived.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <841hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
Ueradinl's chop misses you.
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <789hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl drives his axes into both sides of your body, stunning you.
Seizing a lucky opportunity, Ueradinl takes advantage of the situation.
Ueradinl's brutal attack maims you!
Ueradinl's brutal attack decimates you!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <728hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun brings Fordurn, the Hammer of Creation around to hit your head!
Drogun's cranial hit mauls you.
Drissa rescues Ueradinl from you!
Drissa starts aiming at you!
Drissa parries your stab.
Drissa is in perfect health.

civilized graveyard <706hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun's divine power mauls you.
Drogun's brilliant radiance maims you!
Drissa's pierce mauls you.
Drissa's piercing venoms decimates you!
Drissa's pierce devastates you!
Holy tendrils lash out at you from Drissa's belt!
Drissa's lash grazes you.
Drissa's wooden hummingbird pendant glows white!
Drissa parries your stab.
Drissa meets your stab with a resounding impact.
Drissa is in perfect health.

civilized graveyard <564hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drissa puts aside the Stiletto, 'Pierce the Darkness' and curls her hands into fists!
Drissa tosses an ichor drenched emerald knife to the ground and grits her teeth, preparing for unarmed combat.
Drissa is in perfect health.

civilized graveyard <564hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drissa laces her fingers together to jab at you but misses.
Drissa is in perfect health.

civilized graveyard <564hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun's divine power mauls you.
Drogun's divine power decimates you!
Drissa's punch injures you.
Drissa parries your stab.
Drissa is in perfect health.

civilized graveyard <500hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun brings Fordurn, the Hammer of Creation around to hit your head!
Drogun's cranial hit decimates you!
The sudden throbbing in your skull fades into unconsciousness.

civilized graveyard <475hp 966m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 3 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl's brutal attack MASSACRES you!
Ueradinl's brutal attack mauls you.
You yell 'Help! Ueradinl is trying to hack me to pieces!'
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <471hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drissa says 'All right.'
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <471hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
Ueradinl's chop wounds you.
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
Ueradinl's frigid chop misses you.
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
You are misled by Ueradinl's cunning feint.
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <375hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun brings Fordurn, the Hammer of Creation around to hit your head!
Drogun's cranial hit devastates you!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <345hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun's divine power maims you!
Drogun's brilliant radiance misses you.
Drogun's brilliant radiance MUTILATES you!
Drissa's punch mauls you.
You parry Drissa's punch.
Drissa's punch wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Drissa's punch mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl's frigid chop mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl's chop wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl's chop mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl's frigid chop decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl parries your stab.
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <125hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drissa laces her fingers together and hammers her fists at you!
Drissa's crushing blow leaves you dazed!
Drissa's crushing blow mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ueradinl is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized graveyard <101hp 1124m 1210mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 4 AM indoor waxing 293> 
Drogun's divine power mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Drogun's brilliant radiance maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Drogun's divine power mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Drissa's punch wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Drissa's punch wounds you.
You have been KILLED!!


You become solid again.
Your steps become noisy again.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You are ready to cast nether protection again.
Your wariness about unconsciousness fades.

*** snip returning to the corpse to get the phat loot! ***

Inside a Knight's Tomb 
 
[Exits: [south]]
     The bludgeoned corpse of Dhaudeshia lies here.
     The severed eye of Dhaudeshia lies here.
( 2) The floor is spattered with fresh drops of blood.
     A ring of putrid flesh and gore stains the ground here.
     (Glowing) A brass circlet inlaid with a blazing golden topaz lies here.

civilized graveyard <35hp 45m 1077mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 6 AM indoor waxing 293> You see nothing in the corpse.

civilized graveyard <35hp 45m 1077mv 20092tnl (-31.32%) 6 AM indoor waxing 293> The bludgeoned corpse of Dhaudeshia lies here.
The corpse of Dhaudeshia contains:
     Nothing.

*** Finito.  I'll leave out all the tells of them explaining their actions 
*** Literally 5 v 1 sorry underpowered necro and this is the result, beware people!
*** Plus I get no ImmXP for dealing with the full loot in game, they only dish that
*** shit out for Fortress characters? #lovethebias #letsallrollgoodaligns #circlejerk