Elfo is no more.

LogFiend
August 13, 2018 11:36AM
The Realm of the Dead
  You are standing on an immense, gray stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions.  Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
 
[Exits: none]

civilized <15%hp 77%m 92%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 11 AM> Alas, you cannot go that way.

civilized <15%hp 77%m 92%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 11 AM> say HI! I'm ELFO.  Want to be my friend?
You say 'HI! I'm ELFO.  Want to be my friend?'

civilized <15%hp 77%m 92%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 11 AM> 
An Immortal says 'I guess it's not a surprise.'

civilized <20%hp 82%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 12 PM> 

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Elfo, a male gnome, is writhing in agony.

Elfo is using:
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn on body>      a fine leather vest
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on legs>      a pair of fine leather leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      a pair of fine leather sleeves
<worn about body>   a fine leather cape
<worn about waist>  a fine leather belt
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Glowing) an expertly balanced practice staff

civilized <25%hp 87%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 1 PM> say ELFO is friend to all.
You say 'ELFO is friend to all.'

civilized <25%hp 87%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 1 PM> 
An Immortal says 'So could I ask you to cut it out?'

civilized <25%hp 87%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 1 PM> chuckle
You chuckle politely.

civilized <31%hp 92%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 2 PM> say What do you want?
You say 'What do you want?'

civilized <31%hp 92%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 2 PM> 
An Immortal says 'I'm pretty sure it's obvious and you already know.'

civilized <31%hp 92%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 2 PM> say HUMMMMMMMMMMMM
You say 'HUMMMMMMMMMMMM'

civilized <41%hp 100%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 4 PM> say UMWIN
You say 'UMWIN'

civilized <41%hp 100%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 4 PM> 
An Immortal says 'Okay, I'll take that as a no. I was hoping we could figure it out.'

civilized <46%hp 100%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 5 PM> say for a different name Umwin
You say 'for a different name Umwin'

civilized <46%hp 100%m 100%mv 1818tnl (27.86%) 5 PM> 

You are denied access!
Your guildmaster will be pleased to hear of your keen observations.  You have earned 260 experience points this session.

You feel more accomplished in the world of commerce.  You have earned 50 experience points this session.

Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Subject Author Views Posted

Elfo is no more.

LogFiend 783 August 13, 2018 11:36AM

This is my favorite log of all time. (n/t)

joe 279 August 15, 2018 05:22PM

Poor Elfo

Kstatida 330 August 13, 2018 11:21PM

How much time did you spend on that description? Seems like a waste... (n/t)

TJHuron 256 August 13, 2018 11:56AM

imo that should be an acceptable desc.

Rhyaldrin 448 August 13, 2018 12:02PM

Yeah, really no trouble with the desc

TJHuron 442 August 13, 2018 04:35PM

Actually I got sitebanned for this.

physics 367 August 14, 2018 09:31AM

AWESOME!!!

MiyagiYojimbo 341 August 14, 2018 01:41PM

You will be sorely missed. nt

Java 266 August 14, 2018 10:17AM

Bet you can't cite a single rule I broke :)

physics 331 August 14, 2018 11:11AM

Daevryn can rape my morts with whatever Silent Hell item he wants.

Rhyaldrin 337 August 14, 2018 01:44PM

Or just to learn some more power gaming shit

TJHuron 344 August 14, 2018 05:28PM

The mystery of Aulrathdien to me was always why he drowned so many times in coral palace at that rank.

Rhyaldrin 417 August 14, 2018 06:47PM

He has a job, does he not? (n/t)

Murphy 242 August 14, 2018 08:52PM

Barbed swords? +6 dam natural weapons (n/t)

TJHuron 332 August 14, 2018 07:14PM

That's the alibi. ;) (n/t)

Frosty 230 August 14, 2018 07:18PM

Oh, I see. How many of you have drowned in there since looking for Daevryn's secrets? (n/t)

TJHuron 262 August 14, 2018 07:27PM

You realize he had access to immortal powers to snoop and see where his kills were, right?

physics 314 August 14, 2018 06:05PM

I acknowledged he did but I don't think it was code fucking so much as

TJHuron 288 August 14, 2018 07:22PM

I don’t think you have spent much time with his mortals or good player killers

Quas 307 August 14, 2018 06:29PM

I tend to rate players by tier.

Rhyaldrin 360 August 14, 2018 06:43PM

This one made me laugh hard (n/t)

Kstatida 207 August 14, 2018 11:59PM

I rate players by whining.

MiyagiYojimbo 286 August 14, 2018 07:54PM

You won't be missed.

MiyagiYojimbo 293 August 14, 2018 01:43PM

Well you gotta post that log now, too (n/t)

TJHuron 243 August 14, 2018 09:57AM

Go fuck yourself. (n/t)

Java 279 August 13, 2018 11:53AM

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

physics 333 August 13, 2018 12:33PM

Elfo is a friend to all. Even miserable fuckboys like you.

Rhyaldrin 376 August 13, 2018 12:08PM



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