You got lucky. My teleports usually end up something like this:

PROTECTED civilized<839hp 962m 693mv (indoor) 6 AM> c telep
The Ancient Ruins of a Throne Room
The walls and once solid pillars here have all crumbled and lie about in
irreparable ruins. Forgotten and silent, their scattered remains are a
major contribution to the somber sorrow that weeps in the air. The floors
are swirls of chipped, red marble, while the ceiling is covered with
beautiful depictions of thousands and thousands of dragons, all clothed
in fancy colors and basked in sunlit glory. The most eye-catching thing
in this wide hall however, is the grand throne sitting in the center, all
polished jewel, cold metal and exquisitely carved stone. Save for a few
minor scratches upon the metal, it remains sturdy and whole. Interesting
carvings and extrusions can also be found etched or twined about it. You
see more ruin and misery stretching to the north, and a small room to the
south.

[Exits: north south]
A jeweled throne sits grandly in the middle of the hall here.
The withered form of a draconian guard gives off a ghoulish odor.
The withered form of a draconian guard gives off a ghoulish odor.
Ichor dripping from his talons, a draconian ghoul guards even in undeath.
Ichor dripping from his talons, a draconian ghoul guards even in undeath.
The withered form of a draconian guard gives off a ghoulish odor.
The withered form of a draconian guard gives off a ghoulish odor.
Her wings withered and dry, this once beautiful queen snarls with the rage of undeath.
Regal even in death, the mummified form of an ancient draconian king rises before you.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw decimates you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw devastates you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw maims you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw devastates you!
You parry a ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw.
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw devastates you!
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw maims you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw MUTILATES you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw maims you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw devastates you!
The mummified remains of the draconian queen's black light maims you!
The mummified remains of the draconian queen's black light maims you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard is in perfect health.

civilized<477hp 927m 693mv (indoor) 6 AM>
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw MUTILATES you!
You parry the ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw devastates you!
You parry the ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw.
You parry the ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw devastates you!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw misses you.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw maims you!
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw maims you!
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw devastates you!
You parry a ghoulish draconian bodyguard's claw.
You knock the ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw aside before it comes near you.
You parry the ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw maims you!
You parry the mummified remains of the draconian queen's black light.
The mummified remains of the draconian queen's black light maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The mummified remains of the draconian queen's black light maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The mummified remains of the draconian queen tries to disarm you, but fails.
You fade into existence.
Your wrath decimates the ghoulish form of a draconian guard!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard dodges your wrath.
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's slice maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A ghoulish draconian bodyguard's slice maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Using a halberd inscribed with a dragon, a ghoulish draconian bodyguard disarms you and sends the flaming scepter of Chaos flying!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw misses you.
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard's claw MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The ghoulish form of a draconian guard has a few scratches.

civilized<66hp 927m 693mv (indoor) 6 AM>
The mummified remains of the draconian king's piercing venoms MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The mummified remains of the draconian king's piercing venoms MUTILATES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You can no longer sense powerful artifacts.
You are ready to make more quicksand.

civilized<1hp 1m 693mv (indoor) 6 AM>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/16/2019 03:06PM by bored.