Oh I'm fine! Wait, what's this!?

April 17, 2020 08:03AM
***When you suck so bad at killing someone solo, you call a friend "want to be a millionaire" style

Standing Before the Fortress of Light 
 
[Exits: north south]
(Red Aura) A zombie of the dwarven smith is here.
(Red Aura) A zombie of the dwarven smith is here.
(Red Aura) A zombie of the dwarven smith is here.
(Red Aura) A zombie of the dwarven smith is here.
(Red Aura) (Translucent) (Ghostly) A ghostly banshee drifts here, moaning and wailing.
(Red Aura) A zombie of the dwarven smith is here.
(Red Aura) (Ghostly) Itzenxilaatl is here.
A huge figure in deep gray armor guards the gate.
A Maran Tara'bal says 'Protect the light my brother.'
Itzenxilaatl yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Dielicai!'
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'grzzs'.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'grzzs'.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A wailing banshee's icy grip MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Itzenxilaatl's defilement maims you!
You feel a momentary chill.
The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Your slice injures Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl remains safe as your slice bounces harmlessly off of breastplate of a dwarven ribcage.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<917(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'grzzs'.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<917(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
A zombie of the dwarven smith rescues Itzenxilaatl from you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith starts aiming at you!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your flaming bite === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith has some small but disgusting cuts.


<917(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
A Maran Tara'bal says 'Protect the light my brother.'
A zombie of the dwarven smith has some small but disgusting cuts.


<917(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You barely manage to turn a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch aside.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MUTILATES you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A wailing banshee's icy grip MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A wailing banshee's icy grip DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith has some small but disgusting cuts.


<875(92%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith has some small but disgusting cuts.


<875(92%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Deiramor lays his hands upon your head, healing you.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A Maran Tara'bal's kick wounds a zombie of the dwarven smith.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A wailing banshee's icy grip MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A wailing banshee's icy grip MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
A wailing banshee's energy drain EVISCERATES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A wailing banshee's icy grip MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A wailing banshee's icy grip DISMEMBERS a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES a Maran Tara'bal!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your flaming bite === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You swat a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch away from you.
A Maran Tara'bal's searing light MUTILATES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MANGLES a Maran Tara'bal!
A Maran Tara'bal is DEAD!!
[FORTRESS] a Maran Tara'bal: Alas, my life has come to an end...
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith screams and attacks you!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith screams and attacks you!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A wailing banshee screams and attacks you!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice EVISCERATES a wailing banshee!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
You scream in agony as a black sigil forms on your chest.
Itzenxilaatl's sigil of pain devastates you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<919(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You start aiming at Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<919(96%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab injures Itzenxilaatl.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
With careful timing you deflect a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a wailing banshee!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your flaming bite *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Seizing upon a flaw in your tactics, Itzenxilaatl tries to disarm you.
Itzenxilaatl disarms you and sends a bright silver broadsword flying!
Itzenxilaatl turns your punch aside with a quick blow.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your punch.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'xzatunso'.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> get 1.
wield 1.

Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch EVISCERATES you!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
You feel a momentary chill.
The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
Itzenxilaatl parries your punch.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your punch.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<903(94%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You get a bright silver broadsword.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<903(94%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You wield a bright silver broadsword.
A bright silver broadsword feels like a part of you!
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<903(94%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab injures Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<903(94%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch misses you.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You swing wildly at a wailing banshee after barely stopping her icy grip.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You stop a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch with a solid blow.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice injures Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Your slice injures Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<903(94%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
A zombie of the dwarven smith fails to rescue Itzenxilaatl.
A zombie of the dwarven smith fails to rescue Itzenxilaatl.
A zombie of the dwarven smith rescues Itzenxilaatl from you!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<951(100%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You must MURDER a player.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch EVISCERATES you!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MASSACRES a wailing banshee!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice misses a zombie of the dwarven smith.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> where

Deiramor glances at you.
People near you:
(PK) Itzenxilaatl                 Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Deiramor                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Dielicai                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'saxzf xafe oculoqal'.
Itzenxilaatl points to you and says 'Decay'.
You body fights the effects of the power word.
You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MASSACRES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> where

People near you:
(PK) Itzenxilaatl                 Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Deiramor                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Dielicai                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
A zombie of the dwarven smith is covered with bleeding wounds.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Deiramor glances at you.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'xzatunso'.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<907(95%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your jab *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch EVISCERATES you!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You slide a sword into a zombie of the dwarven smith's defenses after bouncing back from your block.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch EVISCERATES you!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<807(84%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'xzatunso'.
Deiramor glances at you.
At the last moment you avoid a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch EVISCERATES you!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MUTILATES you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<715(75%)hp - 350(54%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> ber

Your pulse speeds up, but nothing happens.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<715(75%)hp - 335(52%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Deiramor glances at you.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<715(75%)hp - 335(52%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> ber

Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<795(83%)hp - 335(52%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<795(83%)hp - 335(52%)mm - 623(56%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> 
Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<887(85%)hp - 305(47%)mm - 573(51%)mv - 24900 - 6 PM> hit itz

The sun sets below the horizon.
The magical aura fades away.
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
Your burning, weeping sores EVISCERATES you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<836(80%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
Swatting away a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch, you reverse your swing to thrust at him.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<783(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<783(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You must MURDER a player.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<783(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<883(84%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch misses you.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a wailing banshee!
Your flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** a wailing banshee!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a wailing banshee!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<883(84%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You yell 'Die, Itzenxilaatl, you sorcerous dog!'
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
Itzenxilaatl points to you and says 'Die'.
Itzenxilaatl's word of death === OBLITERATES === you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<688(65%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> trip itz

You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at Itzenxilaatl!
Itzenxilaatl's ring flares with a bright red light!
Your flaming bite injures Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice wounds Itzenxilaatl.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<688(65%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
His feet aren't on the ground.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<688(65%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<788(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is DEAD!!
You receive 404 experience points (40% bonus).
A zombie of the dwarven smith splatters blood on your armor.
The gods give you 22 copper coins for your sacrifice of the corpse of a zombie of the dwarven smith.


<788(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MASSACRES a wailing banshee!
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice injures Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<788(75%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<888(85%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> where

People near you:
(PK) Itzenxilaatl                 Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Deiramor                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Dielicai                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Seizing upon a flaw in your tactics, Itzenxilaatl swiftly kicks you!
Itzenxilaatl drives his spiked boot into your body!
Itzenxilaatl's kick DISMEMBERS you!
The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<830(79%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<830(79%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<830(79%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<930(89%)hp - 255(39%)mm - 527(47%)mv - 24900 - 7 PM> 

Autosaving.
You are hungry.
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
Your burning, weeping sores EVISCERATES you!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is gushing blood.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
With a quick blow you deflect a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch aside.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice wounds Itzenxilaatl.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> jab

Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor glances at you.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES you!
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice wounds Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl executes the form Thistledown Floats on the Whirlwind!
Itzenxilaatl yells 'Mia ayende!'
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Your slice nearly breaks through a zombie of the dwarven smith's blocking blow.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> jab

Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<913(87%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is writhing in agony.


<913(87%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You knock Itzenxilaatl's defilement harmlessly to the side.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
A zombie of the dwarven smith parries your slice.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A zombie of the dwarven smith dodges your slice.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your flaming bite === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<855(81%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> hit itz

Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
A zombie of the dwarven smith is convulsing on the ground.


<955(91%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You start aiming at Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has a few scratches.


<955(91%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MASSACRES a wailing banshee!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Your slice decimates Itzenxilaatl!
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<896(85%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> jab

You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<896(85%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, but your soul stands firm against it.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<896(85%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<996(95%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> jab

You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MASSACRES a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a wailing banshee!
Your flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** a wailing banshee!
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Your slice injures Itzenxilaatl.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Itzenxilaatl turns your slice aside with a quick blow.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab injures Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'judifgz'.
Itzenxilaatl proclaims a curse upon you, and you feel unclean.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor glances at Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<879(84%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch MASSACRES you!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your slice is turned aside by Itzenxilaatl's bony armor.
Your slice wounds Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> jab

Deiramor glances at Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You try to jab through your opponent's defenses.
Your jab misses Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You stop a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch with a solid blow.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
You dodge Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
You feel a momentary chill.
The Unholy Sword of Zurcon glows a deathly black!
Itzenxilaatl remains safe as your slice bounces harmlessly off of breastplate of a dwarven ribcage.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice wounds Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> cross

You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick.
Your cross-down parry wounds Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<813(77%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<913(87%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MANGLES a wailing banshee!
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
You dodge a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your flaming bite === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
Itzenxilaatl can't get his weapons up in time to swing.
Your slice misses Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl parries your slice.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<913(87%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<1013(97%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You twist yourself around a wailing banshee's icy grip.
Stopping a wailing banshee's icy grip with a blow, you continue through to strike at it.
Your slice MASSACRES a wailing banshee!
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
You dodge Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Seizing upon a flaw in your tactics, Itzenxilaatl swiftly kicks you!
Itzenxilaatl drives his spiked boot into your body!
Itzenxilaatl's kick MANGLES you!
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at Itzenxilaatl!
Itzenxilaatl's ring flares with a bright red light!
Your flaming bite injures Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl remains safe as your slice bounces harmlessly off of a devilskin cape with shimmering red markings.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<929(89%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Itzenxilaatl utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<929(89%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> 
Deiramor closes his eyes for a moment and nods at you.
A peaceful warmth suffuses your body as Deiramor heals your wounds.
Itzenxilaatl has some small but disgusting cuts.


<1029(98%)hp - 205(31%)mm - 481(43%)mv - 24900 - 8 PM> wher

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(PK) Itzenxilaatl                 Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Deiramor                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Dielicai                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You slip an attack towards a zombie of the dwarven smith after barely turning her punch away.
Your slice *** DEVASTATES *** a zombie of the dwarven smith!
A zombie of the dwarven smith is DEAD!!
You receive 683 experience points (40% bonus).
You get 5 copper coins from the corpse of a zombie of the dwarven smith.
The gods give you 21 copper coins for your sacrifice of the corpse of a zombie of the dwarven smith.
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry a wailing banshee's icy grip.
A wailing banshee utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge a zombie of the dwarven smith's punch.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement and return an attack of your own.
A bright silver broadsword flares with brilliant silvery flame as you make a powerful lunge at Itzenxilaatl!
Itzenxilaatl's ring flares with a bright red light!
Your flaming bite wounds Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice mauls Itzenxilaatl.
You parry Itzenxilaatl's defilement.
Seizing upon a flaw in your tactics, Itzenxilaatl tries to disarm you.
Itzenxilaatl disarms you and sends a bright silver broadsword flying!
Your punch injures Itzenxilaatl.
Your slice is turned aside by Itzenxilaatl's bony armor.
A surge moves through your arms as a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves continues to guide your vengeance against the undead.
Your punch injures Itzenxilaatl.
You are surrounded by a force shield.
Itzenxilaatl is covered with bleeding wounds.
Subject Author Views Posted

Oh I'm fine! Wait, what's this!?

BlkDrgn 956 April 17, 2020 08:03AM

What's the consensus on banshee, is the insta-kill mostly a risk for low int/wis? (n/t)

Calion 273 April 18, 2020 09:42AM

There seem to be no checks.

SomeOneSpecial 392 April 18, 2020 02:42PM

That's harsh if it's just a die (pun) roll. I seem to remember seeing a failed banshee wail echo, but maybe I'm dreaming. Can anyone confirm? (n/t)

Calion 260 April 19, 2020 01:44AM

I just remember seeing people say things like "the banshee wasn't an issue until I lost about 10 con." (n/t)

Frosty 248 April 19, 2020 05:52AM

its not a con check

Welverin 380 April 19, 2020 03:47PM

Thank you! Good to know. (n/t)

Frosty 235 April 19, 2020 03:56PM

I got insta-killed by a banshee with a human 23-int, 20-wis, 20-con.

joe 320 April 19, 2020 01:28PM

I feel a lot luckier than I thought I was now. Wow. Now I'm surprised it's only happened to me once. (n/t)

Frosty 237 April 19, 2020 03:54PM

Isn't it a con check? (n/t)

Frosty 233 April 18, 2020 01:50PM

my last two deaths to banshee were as an elf and wood-elf. Hate that thing. (n/t)

TJHuron 266 April 18, 2020 01:43PM

Re: Oh I'm fine! Wait, what's this!?

patrisaurus 447 April 17, 2020 01:10PM

Lol, just a joke of coincidence,

BlkDrgn 407 April 17, 2020 02:28PM

Oh shit. That sounds like a perma accusation. Seriously..

K-B 441 April 17, 2020 03:16PM

Sounds to me...

jalim 396 April 17, 2020 03:22PM



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