So Torak can feel better. A comedy of bad luck, bad timing, and all around suckage

LogFiend
February 21, 2021 12:54AM
civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> w
You make some noise as you are attacked.
Kira utters the words, 'grzzs'.
A wave of fatigue surges through you, but you somehow fight it off!
Kira deflects your punch with her shield.
Kira absorbs the force of your punch with the hide of an ancient black dragon.
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> w
No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> w
w
No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> People near you:
(PK) Seraxan                      Approaching a Bridge Over Voralia's Tears
(PK) Kira                         Along the Eastern Road
(PK) a dog-faced baboon           Along the Eastern Road
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1217hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira's shocking bite hits you.
Kira parries your punch.
Your punch EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> chestb
No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> Kira utters the words, 'judifgz'.
No way!  You are still fighting!
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> You rise up on your hind legs, beating your chest and letting loose a primal scream.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> 
You dodge Kira's shocking bite.
Kira deflects your punch with her shield.
Kira deflects your punch with her shield.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1206hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> 
Kira's shocking bite hits you.
Kira parries your punch.
Kira parries your punch.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1197hp 943m 738mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> 
Kira utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
An unseen force from Kira steals away a piece of your essence!
Kira's energy drain scratches you.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1193hp 471m 369mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 5 AM> 
The sun rises above the horizon.
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1199hp 431m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
Seraxan has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A ghoul has arrived.
A zombie of the old dwarf has arrived.
A zombie of the dwarven smith has arrived.
A zombie of the old dwarf has arrived.
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1199hp 431m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
Seraxan leaves east.
A zombie of the old dwarf leaves east.
A zombie of the dwarven smith leaves east.
A zombie of the old dwarf leaves east.
A ghoul leaves east.
A flesh golem leaves east.
Kira is in perfect health.

civilized <1199hp 431m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
You dodge Kira's shocking bite.
Buzzing with charge, an arc of lightning snaps from Kira's weapon, arcing towards you.
Kira's arc of lightning mauls you.
Your punch DISMEMBERS Kira!
Kira parries your punch.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1175hp 431m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> revert

Seraxan has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A ghoul has arrived.
A zombie of the old dwarf has arrived.
A zombie of the dwarven smith has arrived.
A zombie of the old dwarf has arrived.
You concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
Kira has a few scratches.


civilized <1175hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A small dart nicks the skin of Seraxan.
Seraxan yells 'Ouch!'
Seraxan starts suddenly as the dart hits him, but then looks around in confusion.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1175hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> hold sickly
Kira notices you momentarily becoming distracted, and she strikes!
Kira's shocking bite hits you.
You feel less resistant to energy.
You feel less resistant to acid.
You feel less resistant to lightning.
You feel less resistant to cold.
You feel less resistant to fire.
You stop using the pearl of power.
You hold a sickly green wand in your hands.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <1166hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> zap
You zap Kira with a sickly green wand.
You wither the flesh of Kira!
Your withering EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira's shocking bite decimates you!
Kira's shocking bite wounds you.
Kira's shocking bite mauls you.
Kira parries your wrath.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1098hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
Kira utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1098hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> wear pearl

Cielne steps out of the shadows.
Cielne delivers a well-placed strike to the shoulder of Seraxan.
Cielne's pressure point strike grazes Seraxan.
Seraxan yells 'Help! Cielne is trying to strike me!'
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1098hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's punch DISMEMBERS Seraxan!
You dodge Kira's shocking bite.
Kira's shocking bite decimates you!
Buzzing with charge, an arc of lightning snaps from Kira's weapon, arcing towards you.
Kira's arc of lightning EVISCERATES you!
Kira parries your wrath.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <1020hp 416m 396mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A zombie of the old dwarf rescues Seraxan from Cielne!
A zombie of the old dwarf starts aiming at Cielne.
Cielne's slash DISMEMBERS a zombie of the old dwarf!
Cielne's punch misses a zombie of the old dwarf.
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's punch *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of the old dwarf!
Kira utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at Kira's hands before she sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Kira's iceball DISMEMBERS you!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <963hp 416m 224mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> shapeshift oty

A zombie of the dwarven smith screams and attacks Cielne!
A zombie of the old dwarf screams and attacks Cielne!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch maims Cielne!
A ghoul screams and attacks Cielne!
A flesh golem screams and attacks Cielne!
A flesh golem's smash decimates Cielne!
Cielne's slash DISMEMBERS a zombie of the old dwarf!
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's slash === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the old dwarf!
Kira's shocking bite wounds you.
Kira's shocking bite mauls you.
Kira parries your wrath.
Kira parries your wrath.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <921hp 416m 224mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> You stop using a sickly green wand.
You hold the pearl of power in your hands.
You feel more resistant to energy.
You feel more resistant to acid.
You feel more resistant to lightning.
You feel more resistant to cold.
You feel more resistant to fire.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <921hp 416m 224mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> You flicker and blur into the shape of a gruesome otyugh.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You are filled with the brutality of the shark.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <921hp 391m 224mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> lash

Kira utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at Kira's hands before she sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Kira's iceball grazes you.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <915hp 391m 146mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A flesh golem yells 'Die, Seraxan, you sorcerous dog!'
Seraxan utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <915hp 391m 146mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch MUTILATES Cielne!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch maims Cielne!
A flesh golem's smash devastates Cielne!
Cielne's punch DISMEMBERS a ghoul!
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's punch DISMEMBERS a zombie of the old dwarf!
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's slash === OBLITERATES === a zombie of the old dwarf!
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira parries your sting.
Kira deflects your sting with her shield.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <911hp 391m 146mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> You lash out at Kira with your tentacles, but fail to grab them.
Your lash misses Kira.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <911hp 391m 146mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A cloud of dust fills the room.
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch MUTILATES Cielne!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch devastates Cielne!
Cielne delivers a blow of deadly force!
Cielne's punch MASSACRES a zombie of the old dwarf!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch MUTILATES Cielne!
A ghoul's claw devastates Cielne!
Seraxan yells 'Help! Cielne just threw dust in my eyes!'
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <911hp 391m 146mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
Kira utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at Kira's hands before she sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Kira's iceball grazes you.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <905hp 391m 27mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch maims Cielne!
Cielne's slash MASSACRES a zombie of the old dwarf!
Cielne's slash misses a zombie of the old dwarf.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira parries your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira parries your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira parries your sting.
Kira is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <897hp 391m 27mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 6 AM> 

Autosaving.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <906hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> bite
bite

Cielne starts aiming at Seraxan.
Kira has a few scratches.

civilized <906hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> bite

Seraxan utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
A ghoul's claw devastates Cielne!
A ghoul reaches for Cielne with its undead hands.
Cielne dodges a ghoul's unclean touch.
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch devastates Cielne!
A zombie of the dwarven smith's punch devastates Cielne!
Cielne's punch maims Seraxan!
Cielne's slash EVISCERATES Seraxan!
Cielne's punch MUTILATES Seraxan!
Kira's shocking bite grazes you.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira deflects your sting with her shield.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira parries your sting.
Kira parries your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <897hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Kira has fled!
Kira's lieutenant wakes and stands up.
Kira's lieutenant leaves east.
Kira's lieutenant wakes and stands up.
Kira's lieutenant leaves east.

civilized <897hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> But you aren't fighting anyone!
Cielne wears a highly polished buckler as a shield.

civilized <897hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> Kira's lieutenant has arrived.
Kira's lieutenant has arrived.
But you aren't fighting anyone!

civilized <897hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> But you aren't fighting anyone!
Cielne has fled!

civilized <897hp 321m 54mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> flee

Kira utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at Kira's hands before she sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
You make some noise as you are attacked.
Kira's iceball grazes you.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <891hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <891hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Kira's lieutenant screams and attacks you!
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Kira's lieutenant screams and attacks you!
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Your sting fails to penetrate a midnight dragon skull worn by Kira.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.


civilized <851hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> flee
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <851hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Jzithra has arrived.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <851hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Kira utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at Kira's hands before she sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Kira's iceball grazes you.
Kira has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <844hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Jzithra leaves east.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
You dodge Kira's shocking bite.
Kira's shocking bite scratches you.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira parries your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira!
Kira parries your sting.
Kira is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <836hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Seraxan utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
Kira is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <836hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Kira's lieutenant rescues Kira from you!
Your sting MUTILATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting MUTILATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting MUTILATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting MUTILATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting MUTILATES Kira's lieutenant!
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Seraxan's icy grip misses you.
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <827hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> lash
You are too tired to lash someone.
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <827hp 321m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Seraxan utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
Arcs of energy connect you to Seraxan, dissipating with a feeling of loss.
Seraxan's energy drain scratches you.
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <823hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> hit kira
You must MURDER a player.
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <823hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Kira's lieutenant's slash hits you.
Kira's lieutenant's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Seraxan's icy grip misses you.
Seraxan's icy grip misses you.
Your sting misses Kira's lieutenant.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Kira's lieutenant dodges your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Your sting EVISCERATES Kira's lieutenant!
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <805hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Seraxan utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <805hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> kit ser
Huh?
Kira's lieutenant is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <805hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> You make some noise as you are attacked.
Kira utters the words, 'noselacri'.
You are blinded!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <805hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash misses you.
Someone's slash misses you.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Your sting misses someone.
Someone dodges your sting.
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting MUTILATES someone!
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized <769hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> lash
You are too tired to lash someone.
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized <769hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
You make some noise as you are attacked.
Someone's iceball grazes you.
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized <763hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting MUTILATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized <710hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> bite
You bury your teeth in someone's body.
As you tear into someone, the virulent bacteria on your teeth flow into its bloodstream.
Your bite devastates someone!
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized <710hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
Someone tries to hit someone in the throat but misses.
Someone's tiger claw misses someone.
Someone yells 'Help! Cielne tried to jab my throat!'
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized <710hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'sraojz'.
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized <710hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Someone's punch devastates someone!
You dodge someone's icy grip.
Someone's shocking bite scratches you.
Someone's shocking bite scratches you.
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting MUTILATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Someone is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <676hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> bite
You bury your teeth in someone's body.
Your bite DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <676hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> 
Someone's slash grazes you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone's slash hits you.
Someone delivers a blow of deadly force!
Someone's punch MASSACRES someone!
Someone's punch MUTILATES someone!
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite scratches you.
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
You receive 110 experience points (37% bonus).
You can't find it.

civilized <619hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> w
You are too exhausted.

civilized <619hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> w
You are too exhausted.

civilized <619hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> Someone rescues someone from someone!
Someone starts aiming at someone.
Someone's punch devastates someone!
With a powerful leap, someone executes a rising crescent kick on someone!
Someone's mountain storm kick EVISCERATES someone!

civilized <619hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> w
You are too exhausted.

civilized <619hp 160m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 7 AM> w
You are too exhausted.
Someone's slash hits you.
You dodge someone's slash.
Someone's slash slides off of your protective shell.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone screams and attacks someone!
Someone screams and attacks someone!
Someone's punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone screams and attacks someone!
Someone's punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone screams and attacks someone!
Someone delivers a blow of deadly force!
Someone's punch *** DEMOLISHES *** someone!
Someone's shocking bite scratches you.
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting MUTILATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Your sting EVISCERATES someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <610hp 90m 22mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> w
No way!  You are still fighting!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <610hp 90m 22mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> Someone utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
Arcs of energy connect you to someone, dissipating with a feeling of loss.
Someone's energy drain grazes you.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <604hp 45m 11mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> flee
You can't see a thing!
You flee from combat!

civilized <604hp 45m 10mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> w
You can't see a thing!

civilized <604hp 45m 9mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> w
You can't see a thing!

civilized <604hp 45m 8mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> revert
You concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.

civilized <604hp 30m 8mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> c 'tele

Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
You don't have enough mana.

civilized <604hp 30m 8mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone leaves west.
Someone leaves west.

civilized <604hp 30m 8mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> e
You can't see a thing!

civilized <604hp 30m 7mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> e
You can't see a thing!

civilized <604hp 30m 6mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> shapeshift caiman
You flicker and blur into the shape of a caiman.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.
You are filled with the brutality of the shark.

civilized <604hp 5m 6mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> e

Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

civilized <614hp 5m 6mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> e
e
e
You can't see a thing!

civilized <614hp 5m 5mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> You can't see a thing!

civilized <614hp 5m 4mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> e
You can't see a thing!

civilized <626hp 5m 3mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> You can't see a thing!

civilized <626hp 5m 2mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> s
You can't see a thing!

civilized <626hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> Alas, you cannot go that way.

civilized <626hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

civilized <626hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

civilized <638hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

civilized <638hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

civilized <638hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> i
You are carrying:
     Nothing.

civilized <638hp 5m 1mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> n

Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
You make some noise as you are attacked.
Someone's iceball maims you!
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <603hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> No way!  You are still fighting!
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <613hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <613hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> flee
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <613hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Someone screams and attacks you!
Someone's slash injures you.
Someone's slash injures you.
Someone's icy grip grazes you.
Someone deflects your claw with its shield.
Someone parries your claw.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <556hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'sraojz'.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <556hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'unsozfol egruui'.
You feel a momentary chill.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <568hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> flee
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Someone's shocking bite misses you.
Your claw DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <561hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'sraojz'.
You scream in agony as plague sores erupt from your skin.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <561hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'qfuwsabru gqajfoz'.
You howl as the pores of your skin start to bleed profusely.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <571hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone's slash hits you.
You dodge someone's slash.
Someone's slash injures you.
Someone's icy grip grazes you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Buzzing with charge, an arc of lightning snaps from someone's weapon, arcing towards you.
Someone's arc of lightning mauls you.
Someone parries your claw.
Someone remains safe as your claw bounces harmlessly off of something.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <509hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Someone's iceball maims you!
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <474hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
You dodge someone's slash.
Someone's slash injures you.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
Someone parries your claw.
Someone has a few scratches.


civilized <464hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Someone's iceball injures you.
Someone has a few scratches.

civilized <449hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
You dodge someone's slash.
Someone's slash injures you.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
You dodge someone's shocking bite.
Someone's shocking bite hits you.
Your claw DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <426hp 5m 0mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 8 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'opajrugp ijwbuio'.
Your limbs feel prickly as a brief numbing sensation creeps through them.
Someone's numbing grip grazes you.
Lightning flashes in the sky.
You concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You don't have enough energy to maintain your speed.
You don't have enough energy to maintain your levitation.
You don't have enough energy to maintain your phase.
You no longer feel in control of your translucence.
Your bones creak and snap under the strain of your trauma as you shapeshift.
Your shapeshifting grazes you.
You writhe in agony from the plague.
Your sickness scratches you.
You howl in pain as blood flows through the pores of your skin.
Someone shudders and starts to bleed through the pores of its skin.
Your burning, weeping sores wounds you.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <391hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Someone's iceball devastates you!
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <361hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone's slash decimates you!
Someone's slash decimates you!
With careful timing you deflect someone's slash.
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone deflects your wrath with its shield.
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <285hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone nods.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <285hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone's slash devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's slash decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's slash decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <183hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone yells 'Die, Seraxan, you sorcerous dog!'
Someone utters the words, 'opajrugp ijwbuio'.
Someone maims someone!
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <183hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone's slash devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's slash decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You remain safe as someone's slash bounces harmlessly off of something.
Someone's punch devastates someone!
Someone's icy grip misses you.
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Buzzing with charge, an arc of lightning snaps from someone's weapon, arcing towards you.
Someone's arc of lightning hits you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <106hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Someone's iceball decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <79hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
You parry someone's slash.
Someone's slash devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You parry someone's slash.
Someone's icy grip scratches you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone's shocking bite grazes you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone parries your wrath.
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <38hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone utters the words, 'uqzbarr'.
Mystic frost manifests itself at someone's hands before it sends it forth in a frigid explosion of snow and ice.
Someone's iceball devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Someone is in perfect health.

civilized <9hp -73m -75mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 9 AM> 
Someone's slash devastates you!
You have been KILLED!!


Something glows with unholy light in someone's hands.
You feel calmer as you take off the sleeves.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You are ready to cast scales of the dragon again.







PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 313mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> tell kira Take or destroy it all
You tell Kira 'Take or destroy it all'

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 313mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> s
A Domed Chapel Foyer
 
[Exits: north east west]
A stern shaman stands here, guarding his guild from trespassers.

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 313mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> e
Avenue of Faith, Beneath the Cathedral Buttresses
 
[Exits: north [east] south west]

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 313mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> s
s
The Plaza of the Hummingbird
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A white statue of a radiant elven woman stands watch over a marble basin.
A stalwart peacekeeper garbed in ivory and gold regalia stands watch.
A poor urchin lingers here, dependent upon the charity of others.

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 312mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> Avenue of Faith
 
[Exits: north east south west]

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 311mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> e
e
A Simple Antechamber
 
[Exits: east west]

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 311mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> Someone shakes its head in dismay at your actions.
The Changeling's Study
 
[Exits: west]

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 311mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> 
Kira tells you 'No need.'

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 311mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> save
Saving...Character saved. Remember, CF does autosaving.

PROTECTED civilized <44hp 63m 311mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 10 AM> quit
Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...
Subject Author Views Posted

So Torak can feel better. A comedy of bad luck, bad timing, and all around suckage

LogFiend 119 February 21, 2021 12:54AM

Where was the bad luck / timing?

Kez 83 February 21, 2021 12:40PM



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