*** Before we jump into Ragglerut's daring raid in Eregion, a fun taste of orc life. ***
*** Rank 30 Ragglerut awakens to find orcs busy with Tribunals. I barely can piece ***
*** together what they are talking about, but I make out that "we" hold the scales. ***
*** And now for a quick sample of orc dialogue: ***

[CLAN] Burzbog: we in skulls, ralon and dat assassin sometime come

[CLAN] Burzbog: dey stay away wif nulgs

[CLAN] Zodslag: Whos gifs warrants?

[CLAN] Burzbog: dat dum candyman cries, and one of dem gif warrant

[CLAN] Zodslag: yous eats candys mans?

[CLAN] Zodslag: Zods wants eat dems too

[CLAN] Burzbog: YUH! eat dem twice

[CLAN] Zodslag: not nuffs

[CLAN] Burzbog: wif oter ORC and magey

[CLAN] Burzbog: yuh, hate candyman

*** "candyman," of course was: ***

whois dollerv
[51 Human Sha] [TRIBUNAL] Dollerveim Gheiste the Priest of Luck, Lover of Candy, Vindicator of the
Blood Tribunal

*** So, with so many big orcs about, a good time for their little goblin to boast on clan channel ***
*** of everyone he eats today! Let's see what's on the menu: ***

[25 Cloud Dru] (PK) Torchae the Spirit of the Trees
[24 W-Elf Bar] (PK) Natilyan the Master Poet
*30 Gobln Rai* (PK) Ragglerut the Blight of Civilization 
*** You have to love goblin titles ***
[30 H-Drw Ran] (PK) Taldynion the Coastrunner

*** A probable-outlander smorgasborg lunch buffet awaits. ***
*** I watch them flash in and out of visibility and confirm their outlander-ness, ***
*** then rack my goblin brain where outlanders might rank. Ok, they like to be outside, ***
*** but hate civilization... ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 2 PM>
u
A Craggy Plateau 
  Rich black earth liberally scattered with rocks and boulders of
varying sizes makes up the majority of this craggy plateau.  Scattered
over it are patches of tough mountain grass.  Sheep and goats raised
by the arials who make their home on this mountain graze under the
watchful eyes of their shepherds.  Above, a majestic mountain soars,
dotted and lined with mud and thatch nests and buzzing with lively
arials.  To the south, the mountain breaks off in a cliff.  Markers
have been set into the earth and lines of twine tied between them to
keep the farm animals from going over.  One of the boulders has been
vandalized, likely by one of the kids from the ghetto.  Ornately painted
letters in crimson and teal glare from this scene of nature, dripping
color onto the rugged grass.
 
[Exits: north down]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 2 PM>
wher
People near you:
  Hikadata                     Lhiltrill Lodge
(PK) Ragglerut                    A Craggy Plateau

*** Not in the arial city! I'd use the new name, but it has apostrophes and I can ***
*** never remember it. Still I have good scouting intel to share! ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 2 PM>
clan Stupid Hikadata in arial city
[CLAN] Ragglerut: Stupid Hikadata in arial city

*** Let's try somewhere else. Maybe somewhere full of evil, but pretty close to nature. ***

civilized <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 7 PM>
s
On the Yard 
  You are standing on a small, muddy courtyard surrounded by massive
walls of gray stone all around.  Countless footprints can be seen
on the ground, some of them very recently made.  On your north
side, there's a gate in the wall leading out of this ominous
little stronghold, and to the south you see a simple, sturdy stone
building.  In the other directions, the yard continues.
 
[Exits: north east [south] west]
A guard idly strolls around, twirling his weapon.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

civilized <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 7 PM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Ragglerut                    On the Yard

*** No.... hmm... At least I'm not a battlerager who has to stop and sleep all the time!  ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 6 PM>
gr
Ragglerut's group:
[ NPC  ] a vicious warg               100% hp 100% mana 60% mv      0 xp
[ NPC *] an ogre slave                100% hp 100% mana 100% mv      0 xp
[30 Rai] Ragglerut                    100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 180315 xp
*** Check those mvs! It almost makes the 20% hit to ice/heat/lightning/acid worth it!  ***

*** I pop in to that tiny iron dagger place, then Evermoon, then slog back to Voralia and up ***
*** the river to the hidden path, and to Azuremain, but still no luck. I guess I'll go ***
*** to the past, maybe those outlanders are able to beat on those dwarves in the keep ***
*** place or whatever it is up there. *** 

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
w
Along the Edge of the Foothills 
  The moss-covered ground gradually becomes wisps of long, thin grass that
reach for your feet as you walk through this forest.  You find yourself at
the outer edge of the clearing, nearing a vast set of rolling foothills.
Further south the thicket of moss spreads before you.  To the west you
may continue to follow the edge of the foothills.
 
[Exits: east south west]
A bushy-tailed squirrel is here foraging for acorns.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
wher
People near you:
  Sirezu                       The Mouth of a Rocky Gorge
(PK) Natilyan                     The Mouth of a Rocky Gorge
(PK) Ragglerut                    Along the Edge of the Foothills
wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>

*** Aha! Well, wouldn't have expected a wood-elf to be slaying elves partying in the wild, but ***
*** it *is* the past, so I guess if they're dead already, no harm in making them dead again? ***
*** whatever, let's go get that weak lil' elfie! ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
n
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.  
Very little vegetation grows here, and you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
n
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.
Very little vegetation grows here, and you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
n
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.  
Very little vegetation grows here but you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
n
The Mouth of a Rocky Gorge 
  You find yourself at the mouth of a rocky canyon.  Far to the north you can
see the tall grasses of a vast plains, and to the south the gaping maw of a
gorge opens and winds through the mountains.  The clear sky is eclipsed by
the shadows of the gorge, imbuing an ominous feel into the shadowed confines
of the gaping rocks.  You can continue across the plains to the north, or
follow the winding gap towards the gorge.
 
[Exits: north south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
n
The Plains of Arendyl 
  Here along the southern edges of the plains, the holly hedge marks the
western and southern boundaries as it runs northwest and turns eastward.
The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out to the east and north while the
hedge blocks movement to the south and west.  Some stones litter the plains
to the north.
 
[Exits: north east south]
An elven guard keeps watch, alert for signs of trouble.
An elven guard walks slowly here, watching for signs of trouble.
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

*** Oh wait! A fat cloud giant druid from our menu is probably there too! Get out and prep up! ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
The Mouth of a Rocky Gorge 
  You find yourself at the mouth of a rocky canyon.  Far to the north you can
see the tall grasses of a vast plains, and to the south the gaping maw of a
gorge opens and winds through the mountains.  The clear sky is eclipsed by
the shadows of the gorge, imbuing an ominous feel into the shadowed confines
of the gaping rocks.  You can continue across the plains to the north, or
follow the winding gap towards the gorge.
 
[Exits: north south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.  
Very little vegetation grows here but you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.
Very little vegetation grows here, and you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.  
Very little vegetation grows here, and you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.  
 
[Exits: north south]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
Within the Bowels of a Canyon 
  Here the rocky canyon becomes deeper and more treacherous.  You find it 
difficult to navigate through the terrain and manage to avoid twisting your
ankle on jutting rocks.  Like most of the surrounding area, the walls of the
canyon rise like stone pillars around you, creating a sanctuary of stone.
Very little vegetation grows here, and you can tell by the marks on the ground
that the path has been traversed.  Considering how much this canyon seems to
wind, it is rather difficult to judge where and when it will end.
 
[Exits: north east]
An elven scout scans the forest, intently looking for something.
An elven scout observes the grasses, comforting himself nothing is amiss.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.
A clearly intoxicated elf sings comedic songs to entertain the others.
An elven scout observes the grasses, comforting himself nothing is amiss.
An elven scout observes the grasses, comforting himself nothing is amiss.
An elven scout observes the grasses, comforting himself nothing is amiss.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
e
A Split in the Canyon 
  Here the canyon appears to have broken in two.  A large river must have
carved a path in two different directions, forming what is now an eastern
and western path.  Signs of vegetation litter this place, and much of the
broken remains of the canyon spoil the ground.  You can almost hear the
echo of your breathing as the walls of the canyon continue to rise around
you.  The shadows of the canyon make it difficult to tell if anyone is
trailing you or if these canyons are abandoned.  Regardless, caution seems
to be called for.
 
[Exits: east south west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 4 AM>
s

*** I decided to sneak around to the other entrance. If they did see me, ***
*** maybe they'll chase me back that way and I can catch them from the ***
*** other side. If they didn't, the other side has a shorter run to where ***
*** those elves with the juicy XP are. I'll go in mounted, so if they are ***
*** fighting an elf or two when I attack, I can maybe get in a quick skirt ***
*** and get a cheap kill. ***

*** I'll target the bard, one, because I know ***
*** for sure he's there, two, because he's a squishy wood-elf and I have ***
*** lots of iron, and three, because he's just going to make anyone else ***
*** stronger. ***
*** Can you believe my wife says I never think anything through?? ***

*** I get close, wait a min to see if anyone coming, and assess my prep stash. ***
*** Protect good, detect invis and invis won't be doing me much good, for some ***
*** reason I skip accelerate, but I do have... ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 6 AM>
get fillet floating
You get a petite fillet of rare blowfish from a floating chest.

*** What will happen? ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 6 AM>
eat fillet
You finish eating a petite fillet of rare blowfish.
You still feel slightly hungry.
Your muscles freeze up, you can't do anything!
You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.
Your skin turns to stone.

*** Yay! ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 6 AM>
help grappleweapon
You're totally frozen!
*** I decide to do some research on my new skill while I wait to come out of stone ***
*** skin lag, but it doesn't work that way does it? ****

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 6 AM>
help grappleweapon
You're totally frozen!

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 7 AM>
help grappleweapon
You're totally frozen!
*** how else will I know if I'm still frozen or not?? ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 7 AM>
help grappleweapon

Autosaving.
The stiffness in your body wears off.
*** Oh ***

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 8 AM>
'GRAPPLE WEAPON' GRAPPLEWEAPON
Syntax: grappleweapon

This skill is similar to Disarm and Strip, but has much less finesse in 
that the Orc attempts to grapple a weapon from his opponent by any means 
possible, often causing himself some pain in the process.  Various levels
of success are possible when using this skill.

If the grappling attempt would otherwise be successful, but the weapon in
question cannot be pried free, the orc has a chance to inflict grievous
harm on the attached arm.

wilderness  <600hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 8 AM>
action grappleweapon
Action is now: grappleweapon
*** Sounds very reliable! Let's make it our primary attack! ***
*** I mean, it's either that or murder. ***

bloods
Snarling to dull the pain, you plunge the tip of a black iron longsword into your flesh!
Your tainted blood spills forth in a black rivulet, coating a black iron longsword.
The stab wound MANGLES you!

*** Here's what I'm wielding. I cheated and pasted this in from a different part. ***
*** Now you know this log isn't 100% historically accurate, but these details are important. ***
civilized <604hp 407m 482mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 8 AM>
iron
wield longsword
dual twisted
You stop using a flaming axe.
You wield a black iron longsword.
You feel quite confident with a black iron longsword.

civilized <604hp 407m 482mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 8 AM>
You stop using a black steel dagger.
You dual wield a dagger of twisted iron.
You feel quite confident with a dagger of twisted iron.

*** I went for sword over axe so I could bloodsteep. The axe was too heavy to dual wield, ***
*** and although I do have a sweet new pruning axe, I thought (foolishly?) that shitty iron weapons ***
*** that a bard knows would be better than non-poisoned axes, one iron, one not, that a bard ***
*** doesn't know. Besides, bloodsteep poisons very reliably, and although I have no idea if it ***
*** maledicts really worthwhile or not, I'm thinking if he runs, he'll at least be decently ***
*** annoyed by a hard-to-cure poison. What else can a goblin do, really? ***

*** Ok, time to rush in. They haven't followed me, so I'm likely to get the jump. ***



wilderness  <531hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 9 AM>
e
A Grassy Path 
  This path winds its way through the tall grasses of the plains.  To the
east it seems to making towards a distant dark hedge.  To the west, the path
joins with the road leading north and south.  Mountains dominate the plains,
running unbroken along the northern horizon and curving south far to the
east.  A small sign is embedded in a rock near the path.
 
[Exits: east west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <531hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 9 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Torchae                      The Plains of Arendyl
*** AHA! ***
  Sirezu                       The Plains of Arendyl
(PK) Natilyan                     The Plains of Arendyl
(PK) Ragglerut                    A Grassy Path

wilderness  <531hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 9 AM>
w
A Path Over the Rolling Hills 
  Rolling plains begin to give way to large hills as the path nears the
range of mountains to the north. From the top of the hills your view of
the surrounding plains extends for miles. To the east and south the 
plains stretch out as far as you can see, unblemished aside from the 
occasional tree or hill. To the west the foothills of the mountains
follow the line of range, and to the north the path disappears into a
narrow canyon cutting through the mountains.
 
[Exits: north east south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <531hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 9 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Ragglerut                    A Path Over the Rolling Hills
*** GODDAMMIT ***

wilderness  <531hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 9 AM>
aff
You are affected by:
Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -40 for 7 hours.

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
whois sir
[22 Human Sha] Sirezu the Order of the Gray Robe

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
e
A Grassy Path 
  This path winds its way through the tall grasses of the plains.  To the
east it seems to making towards a distant dark hedge.  To the west, the path
joins with the road leading north and south.  Mountains dominate the plains,
running unbroken along the northern horizon and curving south far to the
east.  A small sign is embedded in a rock near the path.
 
[Exits: east west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
e
A Grassy Path 
  This path winds its way through the tall grasses of the plains.  To the
east it seems to making towards a distant dark hedge.  To the west, the path
leads toward the road leading north and south.  Mountains dominate the plains,
running unbroken along the northern horizon and curving south far to the
east.
 
[Exits: east west]
     A lightweight padded staff intended for weapons practice lies here.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
w
A Grassy Path 
  This path winds its way through the tall grasses of the plains.  To the
east it seems to making towards a distant dark hedge.  To the west, the path
joins with the road leading north and south.  Mountains dominate the plains,
running unbroken along the northern horizon and curving south far to the
east.  A small sign is embedded in a rock near the path.
 
[Exits: east west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
w
A Path Over the Rolling Hills 
  Rolling plains begin to give way to large hills as the path nears the
range of mountains to the north. From the top of the hills your view of
the surrounding plains extends for miles. To the east and south the 
plains stretch out as far as you can see, unblemished aside from the 
occasional tree or hill. To the west the foothills of the mountains
follow the line of range, and to the north the path disappears into a
narrow canyon cutting through the mountains.
 
[Exits: north east south]
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
kt
grappleweapon Nati
They aren't here.
*** still haven't leveled up to a key binding yet ***

wilderness  <541hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 10 AM>
e
A Grassy Path 
  This path winds its way through the tall grasses of the plains.  To the
east it seems to making towards a distant dark hedge.  To the west, the path
joins with the road leading north and south.  Mountains dominate the plains,
running unbroken along the northern horizon and curving south far to the
east.  A small sign is embedded in a rock near the path.
 
[Exits: east west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.


*** Snip running around not seeing them, when... ***

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Torchae                      The Plains of Arendyl
  Sirezu                       The Plains of Arendyl
(PK) Natilyan                     The Plains of Arendyl
(PK) Ragglerut                    The Plains of Arendyl

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
e
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon.  Some stones litter the plain to the south.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
A wandering elf yells 'Speak your final prayers, Natilyan, and may the Light show mercy upon your
soul!'
*** This bodes well! ***

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
sca all
You scan north.
***** NORTH: 1 *****
An elf wanders through here.
An elven escort walks the path, ensuring it is free of danger.

***** NORTH: 2 *****
An elven scout scans the forest, intently looking for something.
An elven scout scans the forest, intently looking for something.

You scan south.
***** SOUTH: 2 *****
An elf sits here feasting and singing.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.

You scan east.
***** EAST: 1 *****
Natilyan the wood-elf is here, fighting a wandering elf.
Sirezu the human is here, fighting a groggy elf.
A groggy elf attempts to remain awake despite his exhaustion.
An elf wanders through here.

You scan west.
***** WEST: 2 *****
An elven escort walks the path, ensuring it is free of danger.

You scan up.
You scan down.

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
e
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the southern and western boundaries and the tall peaks
of the mountains filling the northern horizon.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A pile of copper coins.
     A pile of silver coins.
Natilyan the wood-elf is here, fighting a wandering elf.
Sirezu the human is here, fighting a groggy elf.
A groggy elf attempts to remain awake despite his exhaustion.
An elf wanders through here.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
Torchae has arrived.
*** Dammit you fukker  ***

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
You yell 'Die, Torchae, you sorcerous dog!'
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
You maul Torchae.
Torchae deflects your gore with his shield.
You wound Torchae.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae has a few scratches.

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
sca all
You scan north.
*** oops ***
***** NORTH: 2 *****
An elf wanders through here.
An elven scout scans the forest, intently looking for something.

You scan south.
You scan east.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.
A groggy elf's punch hits Sirezu.
You parry Torchae's frigid smash.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your slash.
An ogre slave screams and attacks Torchae!
A vicious warg screams and attacks Torchae!
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <566hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
kt
grappleweapon Nati
You lunge for a sword of heartwood oak!
You try to grapple Natilyan's a sword of heartwood oak with your teeth, but you fail miserably!
Your grappling decimates you!
*** So, grappleweapon, when at like 69%, is not a good tactic. But also notice how it doesn't ***
*** redirect my target. Chaos is afoot, and I'm just trying to hurt someone somehow now! ***
*** Or, maybe I had it loaded in and Torchae got me first. CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS ***
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
A groggy elf's punch wounds Sirezu.
You shiver only slightly as Torchae's frigid smash is impeded by a black-red dragonscale helm.
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your gore.
Your slash mauls Torchae.
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae darts toward you with a sharp seed in his hand!
Torchae's thornheart misses you.
Your slash injures Torchae.
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
fb
fallback
skirt
*** bad form here putting it in immediately, but if i fail the fallback, there's no lag if ***
*** I'm unable to skirt, so I just try get it in before they redirect. ***
***  Hell, I probably thought ***
*** I'd be fighting Natilyan and fallback/skirting him but couldn't ***
*** process what was actually happening! ***
A vicious warg's chomp misses Torchae.
A vicious warg's chomp misses Torchae.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
You dodge Torchae's frigid smash.
Sirezu's cleave misses a groggy elf.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae parries your slash.
The bark protecting Torchae halts your gore.
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
You retreat from the heart of combat and fall back to a safer position!+++++ YOU FELL BACK +++++++
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <538hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 11 AM>
Sirezu narrows her eyes and glares in a groggy elf's direction.
A groggy elf clutches his eyes as unholy power slithers from Sirezu!
Torchae has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
A wandering elf's charge wounds Natilyan.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
Torchae's frigid smash DISMEMBERS an ogre slave!
Natilyan's slice EVISCERATES a wandering elf!
Torchae deflects your slash with his shield.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Your skirt misses Torchae.
*** alas ***
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae darts toward you with a sharp seed in his hand!
Torchae's thornheart misses you.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Sirezu narrows her eyes and glares in a wandering elf's direction.
A wandering elf clutches his eyes as unholy power slithers from Sirezu!
A wandering elf's charge wounds Natilyan.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
Torchae's frigid smash EVISCERATES an ogre slave!
Sirezu's cleave MUTILATES a groggy elf!
Torchae dodges your slash.
Your slash injures Torchae.
Torchae deflects your gore with his shield.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
skirt
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae darts toward you with a sharp seed in his hand!
Torchae's thornheart misses you.
Torchae parries your slash.
Your gore injures Torchae.
Your slash wounds Torchae.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
An ogre slave's crush hits Torchae.
Torchae's frigid smash EVISCERATES an ogre slave!
Torchae deflects your slash with his shield.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You skirt your mount around Torchae and close in for a particularly brutal strike with a black iron
longsword!
Your skirt EVISCERATES Torchae!
*** Unfortunately, he's a fat cloud giant druid with resist physical, resist metal, and I'm pretty sure ***
*** resist fire/cold/lightning/acid/wind/rain - but I'm wielding made-for-elf straight iron ***
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Natilyan sings 'A burden you feel, deep in your soul;
Your muscles grow weak, your thoughts slow.
Lethargy creeps slowly into your limbs,
Trudging through winter's deep snow.'
An ogre slave appears weak and weary.
A vicious warg appears weak and weary.
You resist the song's effects.
A groggy elf appears weak and weary.
A wandering elf appears weak and weary.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <561hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae throws a handful of fire seeds at you!
Torchae's fire seed EVISCERATES you!
You narrowly avoid the rest of Torchae's fire seeds.
Torchae is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <517hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
A groggy elf's punch injures Sirezu.
A wandering elf's charge misses Natilyan.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Torchae.
A vicious warg's chomp wounds Torchae.
Torchae's frigid smash EVISCERATES an ogre slave!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae is gushing blood.

wilderness  <517hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
skirt
Torchae narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Torchae throws a handful of fire seeds at you!
Torchae's fire seed EVISCERATES you!
Torchae's fire seed EVISCERATES you!
You narrowly avoid the rest of Torchae's fire seeds.
Torchae is gushing blood.

wilderness  <430hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
An ogre slave falls flat on his face.
An ogre slave's bash misses Torchae.
Torchae's frigid smash DISMEMBERS an ogre slave!
Torchae's frigid smash misses an ogre slave.
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae parries your gore.
Torchae parries your slash.
Torchae is gushing blood.

wilderness  <430hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You skirt your mount around Torchae and close in for a particularly brutal strike with a black iron
longsword!
Your skirt maims Torchae!
*** Would you have switched your wields by this point? Fled and returned to engage bard? ***
*** I barely was keeping up with what was happening, but I do not like fleeing and trying to reengage ***
*** with all these pets. They go random directions sometimes! Also, I didn't plan on having to hit the druid, ***
*** and had no idea what would be best to wield (I had a bone of a skyflash, but didn't even cross ***
*** my mind). Oh well, a good goblin plans for all scenarios. Ragglerut, though, he just tries to keep hitting! ***
Torchae is gushing blood.

wilderness  <430hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Natilyan sings 'Mourn the fettered phantom,
A lingering spirit failed,
Screeching out in fury
Cries the banshee's weeping wail!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES an ogre slave!
An ogre slave yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a vicious warg!
A vicious warg yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MASSACRES you!
You yell 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a wandering elf!
Torchae is gushing blood.

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Torchae has fled!
Torchae leaves.
*** I did not realize quiet movement sticks even when fighting? Is that what's happening? ***
*** or some other skill keeping me from seeing what direction he left? ***

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
A groggy elf's punch hits Sirezu.
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
e
*** no, don't go after him, get the elf! ***
A groggy elf's punch injures Sirezu.
A wandering elf's charge injures Natilyan.
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
w
*** yes, that's right! ***
kt
grappleweapon Nati
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with long grasses which rustle in the breezes.  The
plains stretch out in all directions with the distant holly hedge marking the
western and southern boundaries and the tall peaks of the mountains filling
the northern horizon.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
An ogre slave has arrived.
A vicious warg has arrived.

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the southern and western boundaries and the tall peaks
of the mountains filling the northern horizon.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A pile of copper coins.
     A pile of silver coins.
Natilyan the wood-elf is here, fighting a wandering elf.
Sirezu the human is here, fighting a groggy elf.
A groggy elf attempts to remain awake despite his exhaustion.
An elf wanders through here.
A vicious warg has arrived.
An ogre slave has arrived.

wilderness  <359hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You lunge for a sword of heartwood oak!
You try to grapple a sword of heartwood oak from Natilyan with your teeth, but you fail entirely,
impaling yourself!
Your grappling mauls you.

wilderness  <336hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
A groggy elf's punch hits Sirezu.
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!

wilderness  <336hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
Natilyan sings 'Mourn the fettered phantom,
A lingering spirit failed,
Screeching out in fury
Cries the banshee's weeping wail!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES an ogre slave!
An ogre slave yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a vicious warg!
A vicious warg yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MASSACRES you!
You yell 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a wandering elf!
Natilyan has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <264hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
skirt
A groggy elf's punch hits Sirezu.
Natilyan dodges your slash.
Natilyan parries your gore.
Natilyan parries your slash.
Natilyan has some small but disgusting cuts.

*** Oh, now I process how much that hurt, think I need to get out actually ***
wilderness  <264hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
flee
Sirezu looks at you.
Natilyan has some small but disgusting cuts.

wilderness  <264hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You skirt your mount around Natilyan and close in for a particularly brutal strike with a black iron
longsword!
Your skirt *** DEMOLISHES *** Natilyan!
Blood slips from a black iron longsword into Natilyan's flesh.
++++ POISONED THEM +++++
*** told you! ***
Natilyan is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <264hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
e
Natilyan's slice EVISCERATES a wandering elf!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Natilyan dodges your slash.
Natilyan parries your gore.
Natilyan dodges your gore.
Natilyan is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <264hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
flee
Natilyan sings 'Mourn the fettered phantom,
A lingering spirit failed,
Screeching out in fury
Cries the banshee's weeping wail!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES an ogre slave!
An ogre slave yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a vicious warg!
A vicious warg yells 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance DISMEMBERS you!
You yell 'Help! Natilyan attacked me!'
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's piercing dissonance MANGLES a wandering elf!
Natilyan is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <199hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
A vicious warg's chomp wounds Natilyan.
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!
Natilyan's slice DISMEMBERS a wandering elf!
Natilyan parries your slash.
Natilyan dodges your gore.
Natilyan dodges your gore.
Natilyan is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <199hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
s
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon.  Some stones litter the plain to the south.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
You flee from combat!
hh
hide
sneak

*** here is why you shouldn't type your directions in before you know which way you fled ***
*** it looks like I flee, go back, and autoassist my pets who hadn't fled yet ***
wilderness  <199hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the southern and western boundaries and the tall peaks
of the mountains filling the northern horizon.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A pile of copper coins.
     A pile of silver coins.
An ogre, looking like a mountain of muscle, stands about awaiting orders.
A vicious warg stands here, snarling and baring its fangs.
Natilyan the wood-elf is here, fighting a wandering elf.
Sirezu the human is here, fighting a groggy elf.
A groggy elf attempts to remain awake despite his exhaustion.
An elf wanders through here.
A groggy elf's punch misses Sirezu.
Natilyan parries your slash.
Your slash MUTILATES Natilyan!
Sirezu's cleave EVISCERATES a groggy elf!
Natilyan is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <199hp 412m 532mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon.  Some stones litter the plain to the south.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
You flee from combat!
hh
hide
sneak

wilderness  <199hp 412m 532mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon.  Rocky debris is all that remains of a series
of tall stones arranged in a circle.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A crude water skin made from the corpse of an imbibing elf is lying here.
     A cured hide sack made from the corpse of an imbibing elf is lying here.
     A crude water skin made from the corpse of a feasting elf is lying here.
     A cured hide sack made from the corpse of a feasting elf is lying here.

wilderness  <199hp 412m 526mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You cannot hide here.

wilderness  <199hp 412m 526mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 12 PM>
You attempt to move silently.

wilderness  <228hp 412m 538mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon. Some flat stones have been formed into a wide
ring which stretches out to the north and west.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A piece of elvish waybread lies on the ground wrapped in a leaf.
     A steak of the corpse of a singing elf is lying here.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.

*** Hmm, maybe I can run out, heal and come back ***
wilderness  <228hp 412m 532mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
s
The Plains of Arendyl 
  Here along the southern edges of the plains, the holly hedge marks the
western and southern boundaries as it runs northwest and turns eastward.
The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out to the east and north while the
hedge blocks movement to the south and west.  Some stones litter the plains
to the north.
 
[Exits: north east south]
An elven guard keeps watch, alert for signs of trouble.
An elven guard walks slowly here, watching for signs of trouble.

wilderness  <228hp 412m 526mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
You yell 'Help, I've been struck by lightning!'
You are struck by a bolt of lightning from above!
Torchae's lightning bolt *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
*** Nevermind! ***

The Plains of Arendyl 
  The plains are covered with tall grasses which rustle with the movements of
various animals.  The plains stretch out in all directions with the distant
holly hedge marking the western boundary and the tall peaks of the mountains
filling the northern horizon. Some flat stones have been formed into a wide
ring which stretches out to the north and west.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A piece of elvish waybread lies on the ground wrapped in a leaf.
     A steak of the corpse of a singing elf is lying here.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.
An elf sits here feasting and singing.
You flee from combat!
*** What did I flee from? ***
hh
hide
sneak

wilderness  <96hp 412m 520mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
You cannot hide here.

wilderness  <96hp 412m 520mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
You attempt to move silently.

wilderness  <96hp 412m 520mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
f
Fill what?
*** this is me starting to type flee, then realizing it was call lightning, backspacing, then ***
*** just hitting enter because it's faster than backspace. And no, CMD+A doesn't work ***
*** for me in mudlet to select a whole line. Or down arrow key to clear. Shift+up does ***
*** but that's too much mental gymnastics for me. You should see some of the half-completed ***
*** tells I sent people because I couldn't clear my line fast enough when I got attacked mid-tell. ***

wilderness  <96hp 412m 520mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
qr
dr gray
You drink a gray potion.
The Dark Altar 
  Through a dark haze you note a large pit which occupies the middle of the
cold stone floor here. This room is vast and spans two stories in height.
Against the southern face is a large cluttered altar, it stretches nearly
to the ceiling and resembles a gigantic, grinning dragon skull.  Large
bronze braziers light the room in a hazy orange and yellow glow.  You sense
that this place was built with reverence, a strange feeling directed to the
orcish race. Before this altar you are overcome with awe which fills you and
beckons to you toward it.  Small stairs set in the floor lead down towards
the entrance of a small academy, leading you away from this mystical altar.  
 
[Exits: north east [west]]
     A bloody skin made from a corpse lies here.
     A dark altar is centered here, illuminated by the braziers.
A large orc with cruel eyes kicks his captive.
A ragged dwarf struggles against her chains along the edge of the pit.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
rest
You rest.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Augbar shoves an enslaved dwarven healer hard with his foot and growls.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
aff
You are affected by:
Skill: 'sneak' for 30 hours.
Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -40 for 4 hours.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Augbar hurls a rock at an enslaved dwarven healer, drawing a bit of blood.

*** and look who shows up ***

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Dollerveim has arrived.
The special guard has arrived.
The special guard has arrived.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Someone has arrived.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Someone utters the words, 'yazfuz yao'.
Someone conjures a cloud of purple smoke.
The special guard is revealed!
The special guard is covered with glowing purple dust.
Dollerveim is revealed!
Dollerveim is covered with glowing purple dust.
You are revealed!
You are covered with glowing purple dust.
Augbar is revealed!
Augbar is covered with glowing purple dust.
An enslaved dwarven healer is revealed!
An enslaved dwarven healer is covered with glowing purple dust.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Someone leaves east.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Dollerveim says 'I can see if they hide.'

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
Dollerveim leaves east.
The special guard leaves east.
The special guard leaves east.

civilized <96hp 412m 260mv 8485tnl (22.01%) 1 PM>
frown
What's bothering you?

*** But the story doesn't end here. I actually go back looking for them, discover ***
*** they've left, and that's when I find the prison keys in town and roll the dice with ***
*** another fillet of blowfish. *wince* So see Torchae, you actually did PK me, sorta. ***