Humbert logs

April 09, 2008 08:19PM
I get to login on prime time, and of course it's all action for the Humbert machine. 
A tale to be told, of pride and folly, and the eventual death. 
Readers beware, for much bashing does infest this log. 
At the end, however, the reviled giant sword spec basher falls. 
All may rejoice, for all hate the overpowered giant sword spec. 
VIPs delete if anyone objects to the log (active chars)


You slam into Xhorissa, and send her flying!
Your bash wounds Xhorissa.
Xhorissa yells 'Help! Humbert is bashing me!'
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<95%hp 100%m 53%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 3 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Xhorissa!
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa's cut DISMEMBERS the elite wood-elf warden!
Xhorissa's claw MUTILATES the elite wood-elf warden!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<95%hp 100%m 53%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 3 PM none> 

Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa's claw DISMEMBERS the elite wood-elf warden!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<95%hp 100%m 53%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 3 PM none> You fall flat on your face!
Your bash misses Xhorissa.
Xhorissa throws down a small globe.
Xhorissa is gone!


SNIP chase


<100%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> The Altar of Everlight 
 
[Exits: south]
     A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
(Red Aura) Xhorissa is here.
(White Aura) A regal-looking priestess in silver and green regalia offers healing here.

<100%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> Leading with your shoulder, you slam into Xhorissa and send her flying!
Your bash mauls Xhorissa.
Xhorissa yells 'Help! Humbert is bashing me!'
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
With a quick blow you deflect Xhorissa's claw aside.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 

Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa's cut mauls you.
Xhorissa's claw MUTILATES you!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<88%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> Springing forward, you send Xhorissa sprawling with a solid body blow!
Your bash hits Xhorissa.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You dodge Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<88%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
Lhirul has arrived.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<88%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
Xhorissa steps inside your drowning with a quick backfist.
Xhorissa's claw wounds you.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You dodge Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<85%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 

Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<85%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> Xhorissa evades your bash with surprising agility!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<85%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
The High Priestess of Evermoon closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Lhirul.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<85%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
Xhorissa throws a pawful of sharp spikes at your feet!
You start to limp.
Xhorissa's caltraps injures you.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<82%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 

Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa's cut mauls you.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<78%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> Your jab is blocked by Xhorissa's defenses.
Your thrust misses Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<78%hp 72%m 60%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 5 PM none> 
The High Priestess of Evermoon closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Lhirul.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Lhirul looks at you.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 

Lhirul looks at Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Your drowning MASSACRES Xhorissa!
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa parries your slash.
You dodge Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
You use your agility to evade Xhorissa's kotegaeshi! (Amazing!)
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> You are already inspired!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<80%hp 73%m 65%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<89%hp 64%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Xhorissa!
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<89%hp 64%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Charging forward, you hit Xhorissa with enough force to send her sailing through the air!
Your bash hits Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<89%hp 64%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa drives your drowning back with her connecting blow.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<89%hp 64%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
You execute the form Parting the Silk!
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa's cut wounds you.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is covered with bleeding wounds.

<86%hp 60%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Leading with your shoulder, you slam into Xhorissa and send her flying!
Your bash injures Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<86%hp 60%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You dodge Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<86%hp 60%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa steps inside your slash with a quick backfist.
Xhorissa's claw mauls you.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You dodge Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa's claw injures you.
You dodge Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<80%hp 60%m 56%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 6 PM none> 
Springing forward, you send Xhorissa sprawling with a solid body blow!
Your bash grazes Xhorissa.
Xhorissa steps inside your drowning with a quick backfist.
Xhorissa's claw maims you!
Xhorissa barely manages to avoid your slash.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<76%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa fails to execute a joint lock on you.
Xhorissa's kotegaeshi misses you.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<76%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa steps inside your drowning with a quick backfist.
Xhorissa's claw wounds you.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<72%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa misleads you with a quick move, misdirecting your bash to her right.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<72%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Lhirul says 'Look. Who ever wins.  Can you unlock the entrance?'
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<72%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa parries your slash.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa's cut injures you.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<70%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa painfully hyperextends your shoulder!
Xhorissa's kansetsuwaza maims you!
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<64%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa parries your drowning.
Xhorissa parries your slash.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa's claw wounds you.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<60%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Lhirul taps his foot impatiently.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<60%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
You slam into Xhorissa, and send her flying!
Your bash scratches Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<60%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your slash.
Xhorissa moves out of the range of your slash.
Xhorissa steps inside your slash with a quick backfist.
Xhorissa's claw wounds you.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<57%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa grabs hold of your wrist and twists it violently!
Xhorissa's kotegaeshi decimates you!
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<52%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
Xhorissa dodges your drowning.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<52%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
You stop using a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer'.
You wield a chain flail.
A chain flail feels like a part of you!
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<52%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> You stop using gilamdring.
You dual wield the spider axe.
The spider axe feels like a part of you!
Your acidic bite MASSACRES Xhorissa!
Xhorissa dodges your cleave.
Xhorissa dodges your acidic bite.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<63%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> You fall flat on your face!
Your bash misses Xhorissa.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<63%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Lhirul says 'Ug.'
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<63%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Using a black iron shortsword, Xhorissa disarms you and sends a chain flail flying!
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<63%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
The High Priestess of Evermoon closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Lhirul.
Xhorissa dodges your punch.
Xhorissa dodges your cleave.
Your punch DISMEMBERS Xhorissa!
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is writhing in agony.

<63%hp 62%m 61%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 7 PM none> 
Lhirul gets a chain flail.
You are ready to use your racial ability, call lightning, again.
Xhorissa is gushing blood.

<65%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> 

Xhorissa dodges your punch.
Xhorissa parries your cleave.
Your cleave MASSACRES Xhorissa!
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is writhing in agony.

<65%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> 

Xhorissa parries your punch.
Your cleave MANGLES Xhorissa!
Xhorissa dodges your punch.
You parry Xhorissa's cut.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
You dodge Xhorissa's claw.
You parry Xhorissa's claw.
Xhorissa is convulsing on the ground.

<65%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> 
Xhorissa throws down a small globe.
Xhorissa is convulsing on the ground.

<65%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> A scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' is too light to wield while dual wielding the spider axe.
You stop using the spider axe.
You wield a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer'.
A scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' feels like a part of you!
Xhorissa is convulsing on the ground.

<65%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> You dual wield gilamdring.
Gilamdring feels like a part of you!
Xhorissa is convulsing on the ground.

<54%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> You try to strike the same spot with both your swords.
Your thrust MASSACRES Xhorissa!
Xhorissa is DEAD!!
Xhorissa spills her guts all over the floor.

<54%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> 
[FORTRESS] Humbert: Xhorissa is dead.

<54%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> You see no flail here for you to take.

<54%hp 63%m 67%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 8 PM none> The bloated corpse of Xhorissa lies here, soaked in water.
The corpse of Xhorissa contains:
     an engraved silver bracelet
     a blood-red veil
     (Glowing) an engraved silver circlet
     a wide ring rimmed with razor sharp spikes
     a skin from the snow leopard
     a pair of red dragonscale leggings
( 2) an iron ring set with a white moonstone
     hind-paw studded wraps, with bronze claws
     a wide bronze belt
( 2) a sandy-brown desert cloak
     a charred leather bracer
     the girdle of endless space
     arm bands bearing the insignia of two crossed swords
     a potion of teleportation
( 2) a fat purple berry
     crescent gauntlets
     an elegant silver rapier
     (Red Aura) a flowing robe of ethereal black silk
     (Red Aura) (Glowing) a golden ring with a spider-shaped ruby
     (Red Aura) a black iron shortsword
     a gleaming moonstone-studded leather shield
     a potion of return
     a simple key
     a gleaming sword
     3 gold coins
     854 silver coins
     2101 copper coins


I leave everything, and corpseguarded it until she returned. 


*** Venecfis was afk, but a basher doesn't wait to find out. 


Inside a Sz'weh Hut 
 
[Exits: east]
(Invis) (Red Aura) Venecfis is resting here.
(Red Aura) A saurian of the Sz'weh tribe spots you and attacks.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> Venecfis yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Humbert!'
Your wrath MASSACRES Venecfis!
Venecfis has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> 

Your wrath MASSACRES Venecfis!
Your wrath EVISCERATES Venecfis!
Venecfis fades into existence.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
Venecfis is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> Charging forward, you hit Venecfis with enough force to send him sailing through the air!
Your bash injures Venecfis.
Venecfis is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> 
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Venecfis!
Venecfis parries your wrath.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
Venecfis is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> 
Venecfis parries your wrath.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
Venecfis is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 68%m 13%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 PM none> 
You slam into Venecfis, and send him flying!
Your bash injures Venecfis.
Venecfis is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 69%m 19%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 PM none> 
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Venecfis!
Your drowning EVISCERATES Venecfis!
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Venecfis!
You parry Venecfis's black light.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
Venecfis is writhing in agony.

<100%hp 69%m 19%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 PM none> 

Venecfis parries your wrath.
Your drowning EVISCERATES Venecfis!
Venecfis parries your wrath.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
You parry Venecfis's wrath.
You parry Venecfis's black light.
Venecfis is convulsing on the ground.

<100%hp 69%m 19%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 PM none> Your swords get crossed as you try to double thrust.
Your thrust misses Venecfis.
Your thrust misses Venecfis.
Venecfis is convulsing on the ground.

<100%hp 69%m 19%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 PM none> 
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Venecfis!
Your drowning MASSACRES Venecfis!
Venecfis is DEAD!!
Venecfis's severed head plops on the ground.

<100%hp 69%m 19%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 PM none> 
The drowned corpse of Venecfis lies here, the flesh loose and waterlogged.
The corpse of Venecfis contains:
     the Axe of the Executioner
     a pitch-black tower shield
     stitched leather face cover
     a set of polished iron legplates
     the Eagle-Marked Sword
     a corroded potion
     (Glowing) the Heart of Brimstone
     (Glowing) a mantle of earth
     (Red Aura) midnight dragon armguards
     a polished conical helmet
     (Red Aura) midnight dragon boots
     (Red Aura) midnight dragon gauntlets
     (Glowing) a flawless bracelet of pure sapphire
     a suit of black chainmail
     (Red Aura) the flaming scepter of Chaos
     a thick hide of a woolly mammoth
     a tarnished silver ring
     a jeweled lock pick
     a spiked iron bracer
     (Glowing) a floating chest
     a gleaming silver sword
     an elaborate beaded onyx belt
     (Glowing) a steel mace wreathed in pale flame
     (Glowing) a ruby necklace
     a notched axe with a wicked blade
     (Humming) the Battleaxe of Mondurian
     a canoe
     a potion of teleportation
     a potion of return
     a drake-scaled flail named, 'Crimson Slumber'
     (Red Aura) (Humming) a spider-hilted steel sword
     a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
     9 gold coins
     493 silver coins
     24 copper coins


I leave everything, coins included, corpseguarded it. 

SNIP
With two kills neatly tucked under my belt this login, I grow too bold...
What kind of insane warrior takes on a 9 level higher transmuter and an 
assassin? The Humbert drunk on killing kind! :P


<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
Goarang is a small Felar, covered in mostly grey, dust colored fur. His 
coat, which is lint-like in appearance, runs over most of his body, save 
the bottom of his paws, and his underbelly, which is covered in a wrinkly
patch of white skin. His features are more feline than most. His whiskers
are more prominent, extending several inches from his face, and the muslces 
that cats are known for, most noticeably in his shoulders and legs, are 
much more defined than the average Felar. His entire body, at that, could 
be considered nothing less than feline, and his fluid movements speak no 
less of his heritage. His paws are wrapped in all white fur, unlike the 
rest of his body, and thin, scythe-looking claws protrude dangerous from
them at all angles. His tail is striped with black fur, right down to the 
tip. His cold blue eyes seem to constantly re-evaluate the world around 
him, as if he was constantly studying something, or stalking some unseen
prey. The little bit of clothes he does don are made up of mostly leathers 
and furs, and he keeps whatever weapons he carries strapped to his back. 
Goarang, a male felar, is in perfect health.

Goarang is using:
<worn on finger>    a pitch-black ring
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a fiery ring
<worn around neck>  a necklace of wolf fangs
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a colorful cloak covered with patches
<worn on body>      (Red Aura) a midnight dragon hide
<worn on tail>      a studded iron ring
<worn on head>      (Red Aura) a midnight dragon skull
<worn on legs>      (Red Aura) midnight dragon leggings
<worn on hindpaws>  some leather traveling boots
<worn on forepaws>  a pair of leather frontpaws with steel tipped claws
<worn on arms>      (Red Aura) midnight dragon armguards
<worn about body>   a skin from the snow leopard
<worn about waist>  a wide, black leather belt
<worn around wrist> an adamantite bracer
<worn around wrist> an adamantite bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Red Aura) (Humming) the Sword of Darkness
<worn as shield>    a shield from the hide of a snow worm

<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
Goarang yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Humbert!'
Your drowning MANGLES Goarang!
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
Goarang parries your drowning.
Goarang parries your slash.
Goarang dodges your drowning.
Goarang moves out of the range of your slash.
You parry Goarang's infernal power.
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
Using the Sword of Darkness, Goarang disarms you and sends a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' flying!
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
Vezard utters the words, 'wzhabaruq djuqtunsouio'.
A sheen of sweat covers Goarang as his movements become quicker.
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 88%m 49%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 9 AM none> 
You get a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer'.
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 90%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You wield a scimitar named 'Wave Dancer'.
A scimitar named 'Wave Dancer' feels like a part of you!
Goarang has some small but disgusting cuts.

<100%hp 90%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You execute a cross-down parry and unleash a powerful kick.
Your cross-down parry MASSACRES Goarang!
Goarang is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 90%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Goarang parries your drowning.
Goarang dodges your slash.
Goarang parries your drowning.
You execute the form The Boar Rushes Down the Mountain!
You yell 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!'
Goarang parries your drowning.
You parry Goarang's infernal power.
Goarang's infernal power misses you.
Goarang is covered with bleeding wounds.

<100%hp 86%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Goarang deflects your drowning with his shield.
Goarang dodges your drowning.
Goarang deflects your slash with his shield.
Goarang's infernal power MUTILATES you!
You parry Goarang's infernal power.
Goarang's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
Goarang is covered with bleeding wounds.

<84%hp 86%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
A cloud of dust fills the room.
You are blinded!
Someone parries your drowning.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<84%hp 86%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
You can't see a thing!
You flee from combat!

<84%hp 86%m 55%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone tells you 'If'n yer not near Galadon anymore, I'll save it fer later.'

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You are affected by:
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Physical effect: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 14 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 2 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 5 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' for 2 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies size by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies damage roll by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies constitution by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies dexterity by -2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies strength by 2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'giant strength' modifies strength by 1 for 1 hours.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 

Someone dodges your drowning.
Someone parries your drowning.
You parry someone's infernal power.
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You try to strike the same spot with both your swords.
Your thrust *** DEVASTATES *** someone!
Your thrust MANGLES someone!
Someone is gushing blood.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Using something, someone disarms you and sends something flying!
Someone is gushing blood.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'wzhabaruq ghixuio'.
Your heartrate slows and your limbs become heavy as your metabolism decreases.
Someone is gushing blood.

<93%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone parries your punch.
Someone dodges your slash.
You parry someone's infernal power.
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
You dodge someone's infernal power.
Someone is gushing blood.

<86%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 

Someone parries your punch.
Someone parries your slash.
Someone dodges your punch.
Someone's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone's infernal power MUTILATES you!
Someone is gushing blood.

<70%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'qafsacandusar gayhunsouio'.
Your skin begins to soften, then returns to normal.
Someone is gushing blood.

<70%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone gets something.
Someone is gushing blood.

<70%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone's scissor kick narrowly misses bringing you down.
Someone's scissor kick misses you.
Someone is gushing blood.

<70%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Someone parries your punch.
Someone dodges your slash.
Someone parries your punch.
You parry someone's infernal power.
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone's infernal power DISMEMBERS you!
Someone is gushing blood.

<61%hp 77%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You feel righteous as you shout 'This one WILL NOT GIVE UP!'
Someone is gushing blood.

<61%hp 68%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 

You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'qafsacandusar gayhunsouio'.
Your flesh grows painfully tender and soft.
Someone is gushing blood.

<61%hp 68%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Your punch MASSACRES someone!
Someone parries your slash.
Someone's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone is writhing in agony.

<52%hp 68%m 46%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You can't see a thing!
You flee from combat!

<52%hp 68%m 45%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
You are affected by:
Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -6 for 34 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 3 for 34 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Spell: 'metabolic slowing' modifies dexterity by -4 for 12 hours.
Physical effect: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours.
Spell: 'corporeal softening' for 6 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 14 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 2 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 5 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' for 2 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies size by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies damage roll by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies constitution by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies dexterity by -2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies strength by 2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'giant strength' modifies strength by 1 for 1 hours.

<52%hp 68%m 45%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> 
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<52%hp 68%m 45%mv 12769tnl indoor waxing civilized 10 AM none> You can't see a thing!

<52%hp 68%m 45%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You can't see a thing!

<52%hp 68%m 44%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You can't see a thing!

<52%hp 68%m 42%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You can't see a thing!

<52%hp 68%m 41%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You can't see a thing!

<52%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> You are affected by:
Skill: 'warcry' modifies save vs spell by -6 for 34 hours.
Skill: 'warcry' modifies hit roll by 3 for 34 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Power: 'mantle of the phoenix' for 15 hours.
Spell: 'metabolic slowing' modifies dexterity by -4 for 12 hours.
Physical effect: 'blindness' modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours.
Spell: 'corporeal softening' for 6 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 14 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 2 for 4 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 5 for 4 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' for 2 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies size by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies damage roll by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies constitution by 1 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies dexterity by -2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'enlarge' modifies strength by 2 for 1 hours.
Spell: 'giant strength' modifies strength by 1 for 1 hours.

<52%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You are carrying:
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     (Glowing) a shimmering blue potion

<52%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

<52%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'izjfahiouqar eugfjshuai'.
Blinding pain erupts in your head and spine, stunning you momentarily.
Someone's neurological disruption jolts you.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
You dodge someone's infernal power.
Someone is in perfect health.

<49%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 

Your punch MASSACRES someone!
Someone parries your slash.
Someone deflects your slash with its defensive spin.
Someone's pound mauls you.
Someone's infernal power MUTILATES you!
Someone's infernal power DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<20%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 

With a flying leap, someone wraps its legs around you and brings you down!
Someone's scissor kick wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<17%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 

Someone tells you 'Unless yer lookin ter train a bit, then I'll come meet ya.'
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<17%hp 68%m 40%mv 12769tnl outdoor waxing wilderness 10 AM raining> 
Your punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone parries your slash.
Your punch MASSACRES someone!
You move out of the range of someone's pound.
Someone's infernal power EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry someone's infernal power.
Someone's infernal power MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!


You feel the spirit of the Wolf leave you.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!


*** Mass looting/destroying ensues
*** And that's the end of the Humbert menace. No more decked storm sword spec, hooray evils :)
*** And later, uncle Iggy gives wise words. Appreciate it!
Subject Author Views Posted

Humbert logs

starbright 850 April 09, 2008 08:19PM

EQ ?

theepic 360 April 11, 2008 05:30AM

Half the crap Abigail had that I looted with Rukar. I don't have the log but from memory he had...

Krilcov 378 April 11, 2008 04:22PM

You sure sat on that gear. n/t

jalim 393 April 10, 2008 02:15AM

YOU CANT SAY THAT!!?!?!?!?!? omg~

Blackbird 337 April 10, 2008 05:11AM

You were tough as fuck, storm sword specs are crazy. I'm through with Rukar.

Krilcov 426 April 10, 2008 02:11AM

Re: You were tough as fuck, storm sword specs are crazy. I'm through with Rukar.

starbright 447 April 10, 2008 04:49AM

well, nobody can say you sat on the gear. nt

Isildur(VIP) 311 April 09, 2008 09:03PM



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