lolumad?

April 11, 2008 07:50PM
You just gotta be a douchebag, don'cha?

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theepic
You put your paycheck into your bank.

Okay. I'm going to pretend I get paid in pieces of military equipment, religious costumes, and haute couture fashion, and I put it in a box, because I don't need any of that fucking shit. Well, maybe the costumes...

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theepic
Your wife goes and take all the money out and spends it on makeup.

Okay. I'm going to pretend that homosexual Islamic Nazi Zombies are invading my home, and that my wife dresses up in the religious costumes to perform exorcisms on some of the zombies, uses the military equipment to blast the rest to back to Hell, and dresses up in some fucked-up slutty fashion outfit, and makes her hair up like a little boy to fuck me when I come home.

KK, so "paycheck" spent.

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theepic
You cant pay the mortage.

Okay, I fuck my wife in a house full of blood and zombie guts, and I don't particularly care that I now don't have useless shit in a box.

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theepic
You are now fucking homless.

and I, uh, keep fucking my wife. And smearing homosexual Islamic Nazi Zombie blood all over myself because it's freaky and kinky and it gets me off, yeah baby!

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theepic
Good thing she used all your money for a selfish reason.

Uhhh, I'm actually kinda happy that my house isn't now an unholy Socialist Worker's Neighborhood Mosque, Gay Bar, and Live Human Flesh Grille.

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theepic
Ya thats about as stupid as your example of why its perfectly ok.

NO, U R AS STUPID AS A GAY NAZI ISLAMO-ZOMBIE! LOLOLOL

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theepic
You are already about 2 days late for the flame debate, so save it for someone else.

If you look at the teeny-tiny numbers and text to the RIGHT

_______________________________________________________________________ THAT'S THIS FUCKING SIDE YOU BLITHERING FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!

You'll see that I posted my witty reply just less than 3 hours after yours. So I'm going to pretend I'm not 2 days late, but instead that you don't done gone and done darn gosh read so darn good.

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theepic
I made a observation and gave my opinion on it. You can give yours too,

THANKS DAD!!!

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theepic
just try not to be a fucking dipshit about it.

NO U, FAG!

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theepic
Cheers!

Eat a fucking dick and diaf, and don't talk about my fucking wife you piece-of-shit gutterslut. I was simply trying to point out humorously (and with a slight edge, I admit) that shit in the donation pit is ****((__SHIT THAT PEOPLE DONT NEED AND DONT WANT TO CARRY AROUND ON THEM, SO THEY PUT IT IN THE DONATION CHEST__))****. Otherwise, they would keep it, now wouldn't they? So you see, people put things they can't use, can't sell, don't want, whatever in the pit. When you get a caballed character, you may do this yourself someday.

Sooo, we have stuff in the pit. If there is a defender of the fortress that doesn't have the assistance or gold to stop a retrieval or raid, and they use all this equipment that is sitting uselessly in the donation chest to pay for healing, then they are serving the better interest of the Fortress, all the weak, good people they defend, and heck, the Light Itself. This is yay. Elven maidens rejoice and splash each other in idyllic woodland brooks, and their nipples pop out a little bit.

If our hypothetical defender doesn't use that equipment that is Sitting Uselessly Around, there's a better chance s/he'll die like an average Fort chump, and the bad guys will get their cabal powers back, or hold the orb. This is elven maidens getting eaten by orcs, and they don't have nipples anymore.

I understand what you're thinking about leaving stuff for others, but seriously: being a goodie doesn't mean being a doormat to the point of idiocy. "What if some dumbass *MIGHT* be able to use this piece of gear" vs. "I can heal myself to try to beat Kostyan off right now" is a no-brainer value judgment. You can always go get the piece of gear off the mob once it resets. You can get another piece of fucking gear. You're not going to find the goddamn Strange Bracers in the pit and barter them for healing. Also, all the shit in there will disappear in a crash or reset, anyway. Then you're a double fucktard for not employing it when it could have made a difference.
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Deja Vue - Narc vs kostyan aka evade sucks-nt-

LogFiend 869 April 09, 2008 11:44PM

Gold is easy to find, and you are not an outlander. n/t

Kamuela 321 April 10, 2008 01:18PM

When you're constantly fighting, gold can be a bitch to just happen by. To be fair. ~

_Magus_ 348 April 10, 2008 02:19PM

I wonder...txt

Isildur(VIP) 470 April 10, 2008 11:07AM

Honestly, his best bet is...

Sam 394 April 10, 2008 05:37PM

bashing dagger spec is not best idea n/t

Elhe 294 April 10, 2008 06:10PM

He doesn't really have a choice. NT

Sam 316 April 10, 2008 10:41PM

Why do you say this?

NeverMindTheWarlocks 370 April 10, 2008 10:33PM

Bashers really shouldn't be all that big of a deal to a hero dagger spec

vortex_magus 425 April 11, 2008 02:35PM

Fair enough, I was thinking more pre-hero nt.

NeverMindTheWarlocks 363 April 11, 2008 07:07PM

Yah. Really surprised people haven't picked up on this.

The Forsaken(VIP) 383 April 11, 2008 06:42PM

YEP! n/t

Elhe 316 April 11, 2008 06:17PM

Re: Why do you say this?

Isildur(VIP) 327 April 11, 2008 06:01AM

In my opinion, I'd go with bash.

_Magus_ 416 April 10, 2008 02:24PM

Why dash?

Dwoggurd 358 April 10, 2008 01:40PM

You'll notice Kostyan quickly adapted to chargeset... txt

debriguy 421 April 10, 2008 02:11PM

Re: Why dash?

Isildur(VIP) 390 April 10, 2008 01:46PM

Sounds good in theory but here's the problem

ORB 397 April 10, 2008 01:20PM

Well said, and what I had in mind. In theory

theepic 401 April 10, 2008 11:50AM

You need a highlight for this...

Sam 428 April 10, 2008 11:05AM

Hmm. Maybe I am being a nazi but

theepic 402 April 10, 2008 10:30AM

If it's in the pit, nobody's using it to protect themselves... durr~

Blackbird 333 April 10, 2008 01:23PM

Tat is one basic, simple, and foolish way to look at it.

theepic 383 April 11, 2008 10:30AM

lolumad?

Blackbird 371 April 11, 2008 07:50PM

Are you high? txt

Isildur(VIP) 419 April 10, 2008 10:37AM

Re: Are you high? txt

theepic 373 April 10, 2008 11:48AM

You are just wrong. Nuff said. ~

_Magus_ 291 April 10, 2008 02:26PM

There is no Right or Wrong, its my fucking opinion. I said clearly it might differ from others.

theepic 346 April 11, 2008 05:35AM

Your opinion sucks deez nutz. ~

_Magus_ 303 April 11, 2008 02:15PM

Your face is wrong! Nuff said! nt

Bryan 316 April 11, 2008 04:35AM

doh. txt

Isildur(VIP) 387 April 10, 2008 05:35AM



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