<877/959 321/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> ec
You sing 'Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real
Am I here just near to you, near enough to feel?
Or am I near the gnarled oak just over to your left
Or maybe standing to your right before the granite cleft?'
Vhaile's cranial hit misses you.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS the Guardian of Balance!
You barely manage to avoid Vhaile's divine power.
You parry Vhaile's wrath.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
The Guardian of Balance has a few scratches.

<877/959 301/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> hit vhail
dir
Your wrath DISMEMBERS the Guardian of Balance!
You parry Vhaile's divine power.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
You dodge Vhaile's divine power.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
The Guardian of Balance has a few scratches.

<877/959 301/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> dir
You start aiming at Vhaile.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<877/959 301/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> You sing 'Darkness sets in, a bitter thought
To which naught was won, and all was lost.
To the bitter soul with darkened heart,
A silent cry, for nothing sought.'
Vhaile's awareness of self fades as you weave illusion around them.
The Guardian of Balance's awareness of self fades as you weave illusion around them.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<877/959 261/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> 
Your wrath MASSACRES Vhaile!
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Vhaile!
You parry Vhaile's divine power.
You parry Vhaile's wrath.
You dodge Vhaile's divine power.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<877/959 261/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> 
Vhaile tries to boneshatter some empty air near you.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<877/959 261/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> fl
fl
fl
fl
Vhaile dodges your wrath.
You dodge Vhaile's divine power.
You dodge Vhaile's divine power.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<877/959 261/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> fl
The Guardian of Balance moves to block your path.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<877/959 261/827 650mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> Inside a Magical Rift 
 
[Exits: east west up down]
You flee from combat!

<877/959 261/827 647mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 PM)> u
You aren't fighting anyone.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.

<868/959 296/827 703mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 PM)> faYou aren't fighting anyone.

<868/959 296/827 703mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 PM)> fan
The Base of the Nexus Island 
 
[Exits: north down]
Vhaile is here.
A guardian is here barring entrance to the pristine walls beyond.

<868/959 296/827 700mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 PM)> You sing 'Sad dreams of joys that never came;
Sweet hopes that e'er deceived,
And thoughts that pictured forth a scene
I ever then believed.'
Vhaile is distracted by a wondrous place.

<868/959 236/827 700mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 PM)> tar
Vhaile leaves north.

<868/959 236/827 700mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 PM)> targ vhail
#Ok. $target is now set to {vhail}.
where
dirt guard
People near you:
(PK) Jichii                       The Base of the Nexus Island
(PK) Vhaile                       The Eye of the Storm
*** Snip fighting the guardian, a younger invoker comes to shield everything

<935/959 230/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(4 AM)> gr
You yell 'Help! Someone is trying to impale me!'
Vhaile's impalement DISMEMBERS you!
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<882/959 230/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(4 AM)> gr
aJichii's group:
[51 Bar] Jichii           91% hp 27% mana 100% mv 557300 xp
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<882/959 230/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(4 AM)> a
Vhaile dodges your wrath.
As Vhaile fights you, their confidence seems to falter in the face of your taunts and posturing.
You parry Vhaile's poisonous bite.
You dodge Vhaile's poisonous bite.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<882/959 230/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(4 AM)> l vha
A well-muscled man of middle age stands here, dressed
in a patchwork of armors from many different cultures.  He
seems almost worn down, his hair groomed but yet chaotic
from the road.  Dust lines most of his belongings, and
several livid white scars peek through the clothing he wears.
On the whole though, he carries himself well, with almost
an air of nobility about him.  His face is handsome, if
rugged.  His nose seems to have broken once or twice, yet
still stands straight and mostly unharmed.  A thin beard
of strawberry hue forms on his chin, framing a mouth of
pearly white teeth.  His holds a slim barbed piece of bone
in his hands with the ease of one accustomed to its' heft
in his hands, and two maces of slim design hang from a belt
with several loops.  As you look closer, you notice...
Vhaile, a male human, is in perfect health.

Vhaile is using:
<worn on finger>    a black and white striped heartstone ring
<worn on finger>    a large emerald ring
<worn around neck>  (Invis) (Magical) a ruby-encrusted collar
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a mantle of electricity
<worn on body>      a dragon embroidered red coat
<worn on head>      the head of a lion's carcass
<worn on face>      a primitive fertility mask
<worn on legs>      some embossed greaves
<worn on feet>      (Glowing) (Humming) a pair of silver boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of eog-lined gauntlets
<worn about body>   Cloak of the wolf-kin
<worn about waist>  an elaborate beaded onyx belt
<worn around wrist> (Magical) a tight-fitting spidersilk bracer
<worn around wrist> (Magical) a tight-fitting spidersilk bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a barbed bone javelin
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<882/959 230/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(4 AM)> 
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<916/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your wrath.
You dodge Vhaile's poisonous bite.
You dodge Vhaile's poisonous bite.
Vhaile's poisonous bite wounds you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<898/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> dirt
You kick dirt at Vhaile, but it strikes something unseen before 
hitting him
Your kicked dirt misses Vhaile.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<898/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile stops using a barbed bone javelin.
Vhaile wields a long elvish mace.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<898/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile dual wields a long elvish mace.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<898/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your wrath.
Vhaile dodges your wrath.
You parry Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
Vhaile's crush misses you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<898/959 239/827 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile brings a long elvish mace around with bone-shattering force!
You can no longer find the strength to wield the Black King's scepter.
Vhaile's bone-shattering blow MUTILATES you!
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 239/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> smirk
wield dag
Vhaile parries your punch.
At the last moment you avoid Vhaile's crush.
You desperately dodge around Vhaile's crush.
At the last moment you avoid Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 239/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> wield dagger
Rhaussaugh looks at you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 239/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> wield dagger
#Ok. $weapon is now set to {dagger}.
ecYou smirk.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 239/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> ec
You wield a dragon dagger.
You feel quite confident with a dragon dagger.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 239/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> You sing 'Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real
Am I here just near to you, near enough to feel?
Or am I near the gnarled oak just over to your left
Or maybe standing to your right before the granite cleft?'
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
The Guardian of Balance's senses become distorted by your illusion.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 219/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> ec
Vhaile swats your stab away from him.
Vhaile's crush nearly strikes you before you turn it away.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You parry Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
Vhaile makes a feint but you ignore it.
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 219/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> ec

Vhaile's trip misses you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 219/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> You sing 'Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real
Am I here just near to you, near enough to feel?
Or am I near the gnarled oak just over to your left
Or maybe standing to your right before the granite cleft?'
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 199/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> e
Vhaile dodges your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<856/939 199/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> ec
targ vhail
#Ok. $target is now set to {vhail}.

Vhaile trips you and you go down!
Vhaile's trip scratches you.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<855/939 199/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<855/939 199/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile parries your stab.
As Vhaile fights you, their confidence seems to falter in the face of your taunts and posturing.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You parry Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's crush.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile is in perfect health.

<855/939 199/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> You sing 'Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real
Am I here just near to you, near enough to feel?
Or am I near the gnarled oak just over to your left
Or maybe standing to your right before the granite cleft?'
Vhaile stops using a long elvish mace.
Vhaile stops using a long elvish mace.
Vhaile wields a staff of the living tree.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<855/939 179/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> 
Vhaile trips you and you go down!
Vhaile's trip scratches you.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<854/939 179/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(5 AM)> e
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You quickly leap away from the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
The rain ceases.
The glowing purple dust rubs off.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<838/939 203/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> ec

Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<838/939 203/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> You sing 'Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real
Am I here just near to you, near enough to feel?
Or am I near the gnarled oak just over to your left
Or maybe standing to your right before the granite cleft?'
Vhaile's senses become distorted by your illusion.
Vhaile tries to trip some empty air near you.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<838/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile's smash maims you!
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<805/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
Vhaile makes a feint but you ignore it.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<805/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> rn
You let loose with a wild roundhouse!
Vhaile looks dazed from the blow.
Your roundhouse MASSACRES Vhaile!
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<805/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Rhaussaugh sits down, gets out his spellbook and opens it to a marked page.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has a few scratches.

<805/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
Someone has a few scratches.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Someone stands up, gets to his feet and stretches.
Someone has a few scratches.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> rn

You avoid someone's pugil strike.
Someone's pugil strike misses you.
Someone has a few scratches.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> You let loose with a wild roundhouse!
Someone looks dazed from the blow.
Your roundhouse DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge someone's smash.
You parry someone's blast.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
Someone parries your stab.
Someone parries your stab.
You dodge someone's smash.
Someone tries to attack some empty air near you.
You parry someone's blast.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<803/939 183/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(6 AM)> 
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Your eyes see less truly.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<793/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> rn
You let loose with a wild roundhouse!
Vhaile looks dazed from the blow.
Your roundhouse MASSACRES Vhaile!
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile's smash wounds you.
Vhaile's smash EVISCERATES you!
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You pull yourself out of range of the Guardian of Balance's dirt kicking with a stylish flourish.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<725/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> 
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
At the last moment you avoid Vhaile's smash.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<725/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)>

Vhaile knocks a gleaming white fiddle with golden-made strings out of your hand!
*** I really should have highlighted this so I could react faster.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.
rn
<725/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> You let loose with a wild roundhouse!
Vhaile looks dazed from the blow.
Your roundhouse EVISCERATES Vhaile!
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<725/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> ga

Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
The Guardian of Balance's blast injures you.
You parry the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> hold fiddle

Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile dodges your stab.
As Vhaile fights you, their confidence seems to falter in the face of your taunts and posturing.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> 
Vhaile gets a gleaming white fiddle with golden-made strings.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

*** Crap. I just got pwned :P I'd lowered his dex, distorted, and was lagging him
*** The chances of pulling this one off were so low I was dumb enough to ignore them.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> You can't take that.
You can't take that.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> You do not have that item.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> gr
Someone utters the words, 'zabrahpgpuzre'.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> growl
Grrrrrrrrrr...
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> fl

Vhaile tries to pugil some empty air near you.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
You dodge the Guardian of Balance's blast.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<710/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> fl
Vhaile gets in one more shot as you flee.
Vhaile's parting blow mauls you.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<687/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> uVhaile gets in one more shot as you flee.
Vhaile's parting blow decimates you!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<659/939 210/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> fl
fl
fVhaile gets in one more shot as you flee.
Vhaile's parting blow decimates you!
Inside a Magical Rift 
 
[Exits: east west up down]
You flee from combat!

<631/939 210/807 863mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> fl
You aren't fighting anyone.

<631/939 210/807 863mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> d
You aren't fighting anyone.

<631/939 210/807 863mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> wherInside a Magical Rift 
 
[Exits: east west up down]

<631/939 210/807 860mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> where
People near you:
(PK) Jichii                       Inside a Magical Rift
(PK) Vhaile                       The Base of the Nexus Island

<631/939 210/807 860mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> d
wherInside a Magical Rift 
 
[Exits: east west up down]

<631/939 210/807 857mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> where
yellPeople near you:
(PK) Jichii                       Inside a Magical Rift
(PK) Vhaile                       The Base of the Nexus Island

<631/939 210/807 857mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> yell Now thash pissed me off
You yell 'Now thash pissed me off'
Vhaile has arrived.

<631/939 210/807 857mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> where
People near you:
(PK) Jichii                       Inside a Magical Rift
(PK) Vhaile                       Inside a Magical Rift
Vhaile leaves down.

<631/939 210/807 857mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(drunk)(civilized)(7 AM)> 

Autosaving.
You feel less armored.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.

<618/939 245/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile has arrived.

<618/939 245/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> eq

Vhaile tries to trip some empty air near you.

<618/939 245/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pitch-black ring
<worn on finger>    a pitch-black ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a mantle of water
<worn around neck>  a sandy-brown desert cloak
<worn on body>      the hide of the Ancient Blue Dragon
<worn on head>      a captain's hat
<worn on face>      horned mask of silver
<worn on legs>      a pair of tight leather pants
<worn on feet>      a pair of troll-hide boots
<worn on hands>     some bloody surgical gloves
<worn on arms>      some black leather sleeves
<worn about body>   a cloak of many-colored patches
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> a steel-plated band
<worn around wrist> a steel-plated band
<mainhand wielded>  (Glowing) a dragon dagger
<worn as shield>    ---
<tattooed>          (Glowing) a diamond ringed by multi-hued stars

<618/939 245/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> gra
You sing 'Demon wings and frightful things
The dimmest minds will cloud;
Within this grand, oh frightful land
Where terrors do abound.
A chilling sound I call for you
To delight and confound you assembled few!'
Vhaile sees right through your frightful illusion.

<618/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
Vhaile's smash EVISCERATES you!
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<574/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> hold 
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile's smash devastates you!
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You are misled by Vhaile's cunning feint.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<542/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> hold shield
ff

Someone has arrived.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<542/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile pushes you back into an awkward position.
Vhaile's misdirection maims you!
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<506/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Someone leaves down.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<506/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Someone has arrived.
Your blow swings wildly and misses.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<506/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<506/939 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> You wear a shield from the hide of a snow worm as a shield.
Vhaile has some small but disgusting cuts.

<506/959 95/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> You sing 'Some say the end shall someday come
By Inferno's hellish fire;
Some say that ice shall freeze us all,
A theory I admire.'
Your ball of fire MANGLES Vhaile!
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 65/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 65/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Someone looks at Vhaile.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 65/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile tries to misdirect some empty air near you.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 65/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 65/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> ff
You sing 'Some say the end shall someday come
By Inferno's hellish fire;
Some say that ice shall freeze us all,
A theory I admire.'
Your fiery illusion DISMEMBERS someone!
Your ball of fire MANGLES Vhaile!
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 35/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
An iridescent courier fades into existence.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 35/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
Vhaile deflects your stab with his defensive spin.
You dodge Vhaile's smash.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 35/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> pp
You sing 'Mourn the fettered phantom,
A lingering spirit failed,
Screeching out in fury
Cries the banshee's weeping wail!'
Your piercing dissonance EVISCERATES an iridescent courier!
Your piercing dissonance DISMEMBERS Vhaile!
Your wording was perfect!
Your abilities at singing piercing dissonance have improved.
Vhaile stops using a staff of the living tree.
Vhaile wields a Morning-Star named "VainGlory".
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 15/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile dual wields a long elvish mace.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
Your shield blocks Vhaile's crush.
Vhaile tries to attack some empty air near you.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
You stop an iridescent courier's burst of energy with a solid blow.
An iridescent courier's burst of energy misses you.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 15/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile tries to drum you with his maces, but misses.
Vhaile's drumming maces misses you.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 15/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Vhaile parries your stab.
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
Your shield blocks Vhaile's crush.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
You dodge an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 15/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> 
Someone looks at Vhaile.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<506/959 15/807 866mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(8 AM)> dirt 
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<493/959 46/807 906mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(9 AM)> dirt 
Someone utters the words, 'zabrahpgpuzre'.
For a brief moment, Vhaile seems to be made of stone.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<493/959 46/807 906mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(9 AM)> di
Vhaile parries your stab.
You dodge Vhaile's wrath.
Your shield blocks Vhaile's crush.
Vhaile makes a feint but you ignore it.
Your shield blocks an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
You parry an iridescent courier's burst of energy.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<493/959 46/807 906mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(9 AM)> 
Vhaile tries to cranial some empty air near you.
Vhaile is covered with bleeding wounds.

<493/959 46/807 906mv 26000tnl(-24.40%)(tipsy)(civilized)(9 AM)> fl
sInside a Magical Rift 
 
[Exits: east west up down]
You flee from combat!

*** Too tired to finish him.

*** Looking over it, I half expected parry to kick in plenty because I knew both spear+mace well.
*** But for someone who was impaled+boneshattered (and wearing only a +4 dex item) that's pretty
*** damn good dodging. I think we can safely say that Swashbucklers are immune to big -dex.
*** If only Paladins or Rangers got an edge that cool...

Yhorian