Fun fight. Duerg axe 31 vs orc 39

LogFiend
June 10, 2008 07:49AM
Ugz has arrived.
A female orc has arrived.
You drive your axes into both sides of Ugz's body.
Seizing a lucky opportunity, you take advantage of the situation.
Your brutal attack *** DEMOLISHES *** Ugz!
Your brutal attack *** DEMOLISHES *** Ugz!
Ugz yells 'Help! Viminer is trying to hack me to pieces!'
Ugz is covered with bleeding wounds.

<646/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] pincer ug

You parry Ugz's blast.
You stop Ugz's cleave with a solid blow.
A female orc screams and attacks you!
You parry a female orc's slice.
You dodge a female orc's slice.
Ugz parries your electrical discharge.
Your poisonous bite MASSACRES Ugz!
Ugz is covered with bleeding wounds.


<646/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] 
Ugz's blast MASSACRES you!
Ugz parries your electrical discharge.
Ugz parries your poisonous bite.
Your poisonous bite MANGLES Ugz!
A female orc's slice EVISCERATES you!
A female orc's slice EVISCERATES you!
Ugz is gushing blood.

<484/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] 
Closing in, Ugz savages your face with his teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip into your flesh.
Ugz's savage feeding *** DEVASTATES *** you!
That really did HURT!
You are momentarily stunned as shock sets in!
You barely manage to avoid Ugz's hurtling body.
Ugz's bash misses you.
Ugz is gushing blood.

<316/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] 
You parry Ugz's blast.
You dodge Ugz's cleave.
You dodge Ugz's blast.
Ugz parries your electrical discharge.
Ugz parries your poisonous bite.
Ugz parries your electrical discharge.
You remain safe as a female orc's slice bounces harmlessly off of a darkened helm.
A female orc's slice EVISCERATES you!
Ugz is gushing blood.

<269/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] 
Ugz's blast MASSACRES you!
You dodge Ugz's cleave.
You parry Ugz's blast.
Ugz's blast MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ugz parries your electrical discharge.
Your electrical discharge *** DEMOLISHES *** Ugz!
You dodge a female orc's slice.
A female orc's slice MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Ugz is gushing blood.

<90/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] No way!  You are still fighting!
Ugz is gushing blood.

***spam kills***

<90/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] You drive your axes into both sides of Ugz's body.
Your brutal attack MANGLES Ugz!
Your brutal attack MANGLES Ugz!
Ugz is convulsing on the ground.

<90/655hp 340/340m 469/520mv>7152tnl(41.62%)2 AM[outdoor/civilized] 
You dodge Ugz's blast.
Ugz's blast MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your electrical discharge MASSACRES Ugz!
Ugz is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Your poisonous bite *** DEVASTATES *** Ugz!
Ugz is DEAD!!
A female orc's slice MUTILATES you!
You have been KILLED!!
Subject Author Views Posted

Fun fight. Duerg axe 31 vs orc 39

LogFiend 635 June 10, 2008 07:49AM

Who was first at corpses - that is the question! nt

zanzarin 287 June 10, 2008 09:01AM

Heh, that's what I was wondering! nt

Bryan 310 June 10, 2008 09:12AM

Hilarious.

The Forsaken(VIP) 388 June 10, 2008 08:05AM

I think Ugz is a pretty cool guy. Eh bashes and doesn't afraid of anything. NT

Batman 295 June 10, 2008 09:16AM

Doesn't afraid of anything? What's your native tongue? nt

trewyn 305 June 10, 2008 01:19PM

American. nT

Batman 262 June 10, 2008 01:40PM

Clearly, you don't speak meme. Allow me to translate:

Yhorian(VIP) 383 June 10, 2008 01:26PM

Good explanation is explanation. NT

Batman 288 June 10, 2008 01:40PM

your mom bashes nt

Scrimbul 237 June 10, 2008 09:53AM

*face palm* nt

Yhorian(VIP) 275 June 10, 2008 11:26AM

is it a bad thing when the your mom jokes are more funny/productive than playing CF? nt

Scrimbul 227 June 10, 2008 02:46PM

Not when it is your own 'Your mom' jokes you are finding so funny :P~

abernyte 253 June 10, 2008 11:13PM



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