*if you talk about opportunistic then this is the guy.
*stacked mid rank thief to the rescue!

You are hungry.
You are starving!
You shiver and suffer.
Your poison maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your hunger hits you.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

<-5(0%)hp 90%m 81%mv> -17550tnl- (-22.30%) 2 PM You are hurt far too badly for that.

<-5(0%)hp 90%m 81%mv> -17550tnl- (-22.30%) 2 PM You are hurt far too badly for that.

<-5(0%)hp 90%m 81%mv> -17550tnl- (-22.30%) 2 PM ber

Awesomethief knifing *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!