Roundhouse, Kick, Roundhouse=bullshit

LogFiend
August 28, 2008 10:37PM
<100%hp 84%m 94%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> di traveler
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Vanyonilyn the Wanderer.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
Your slice decimates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
You parry Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
You dodge Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer trips you and you go down!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's trip scratches you.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has a few scratches.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slice.
Your slice maims Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch EVISCERATES you!
You parry Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has a few scratches.

<99%hp 84%m 94%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> offhand
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer lets loose with a wild roundhouse!
You feel dazed from the blow.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's roundhouse EVISCERATES you!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has a few scratches.

Your slash devastates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slice.
Your slash MUTILATES Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer barely turns your slice aside.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch MUTILATES you!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has a few scratches.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer dodges your slash.
Your slice MUTILATES Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer stops your slice just before it reaches him.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch maims you!
You parry Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

You try to knock a set of bagpipes away from Vanyonilyn the Wanderer, but fail.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
Your slash maims Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
You parry Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
You parry Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slash devastates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer wipes the dirt from his eyes.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

<68%hp 84%m 94%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> offhand
Your slash devastates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
You dodge Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer trips you and you go down!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's trip scratches you.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer dodges your slash.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slice.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer dodges your slash.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch maims you!
You dodge Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer sings 'Cold blows the wind from east to west
The drift is driving merr'ly;
Say loud and shrill I hear the blast
I'm sure it's winter fairly.'
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's reverberating blast MASSACRES you!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
Your slice MUTILATES Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Your slice devastates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
You dodge Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch maims you!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

<42%hp 85%m 100%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> You knock a set of bagpipes to the ground!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer has some small but disgusting cuts.

<42%hp 85%m 100%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> get 1.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer holds a set of bagpipes in his hands.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer lets loose with a wild roundhouse!
You feel dazed from the blow.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's roundhouse DISMEMBERS you!
Your slash maims Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slice.
Your slash devastates Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer parries your slash.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch maims you!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer is covered with bleeding wounds.

<42%hp 85%m 100%mv 7830tnl (32.21%)> flee
Your slash MUTILATES Vanyonilyn the Wanderer!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's punch MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's kick DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer is covered with bleeding wounds.

Vanyonilyn the Wanderer lets loose with a wild roundhouse!
You feel dazed from the blow.
Vanyonilyn the Wanderer's roundhouse DISMEMBERS you!
You have been KILLED!!
Subject Author Views Posted

Roundhouse, Kick, Roundhouse=bullshit

LogFiend 492 August 28, 2008 10:37PM

AP guildguard can do the same kind of shit sometimes

Batman 260 August 29, 2008 02:28AM

bards are OP!! nt

zanzarin 220 August 28, 2008 11:04PM

And Chuck Norris strikes again. Don't mess with the roundhouse, sir. n/t

vortex_magus 240 August 28, 2008 10:39PM



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