Rereading this one made me chuckle.

October 28, 2008 03:57PM
***Edited out a very odd prompt***



Karkantius's group:
[24 Nec] Obleraga         97% hp 63% mana 58% mv 123375 xp
[20 Inv] Grimleknott      100% hp 97% mana 29% mv 103635 xp
[25 War] Karkantius       60% hp 50% mana 64% mv 137850 xp

Karkantius leaves east.
You follow Karkantius east.
In the Emerald Forest
 
[Exits: east south west]
(Ghost) Karkantius is here.
A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.
A bone golem has arrived.
Grimleknott has arrived.


People near you:
(PK) Obleraga                     In the Emerald Forest
(PK) Grimleknott                  In the Emerald Forest
  Karkantius                   In the Emerald Forest

A nymph shows you her razor-sharp teeth.
A nymph is smaller than you.
She smiles at you, hoping you will turn from your evil path.

Grimleknott fades into existence.

Karkantius's group:
[24 Nec] Obleraga         97% hp 63% mana 56% mv 123375 xp
[20 Inv] Grimleknott      100% hp 97% mana 27% mv 103635 xp
[25 War] Karkantius       60% hp 50% mana 64% mv 137850 xp

In the Emerald Forest
  You are at a three-way junction in the middle of the woods.  Wild trumpet
creepers run along the footpaths here.  It would seem some mischievous
pixie has drawn the vines across the path with the hope of tripping 
woodland travelers such as you.  You watch your step.    
 
[Exits: east south west]
Grimleknott is here, fighting a nymph.
A skeletal warrior skulks in the shadows, awaiting the orders of its master.
(Ghost) Karkantius is here, fighting a nymph.
A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.

Karkantius's claw MASSACRES a nymph!

Karkantius says 'to start'

Grimleknott utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Grimleknott shoots a magical bolt of ice at a nymph!
Grimleknott's icicle MUTILATES a nymph!

The burden of corporeality staggers you.

Karkantius's thrust EVISCERATES a nymph!

You will now assist when needed.


Grimleknott utters the words, 'xarr ay yucandus'.
Grimleknott causes a wall of fire to encircle a nymph and burn her!
Grimleknott's wall of fire CHARS a nymph!


You lost your concentration.
Karkantius gets a wild look in his eyes.

A nymph parries your slice.
Karkantius's claw EVISCERATES a nymph!
Karkantius's claw MASSACRES a nymph!
A nymph's slap maims Karkantius!
A nymph is covered with bleeding wounds.


A nymph hesitates, clutching at her eyes, then recovers.
A nymph is covered with bleeding wounds.


Karkantius swings a black iron-headed spear backhand across his body in a wide arc, hitting a nymph!
Karkantius's crescent slash MASSACRES a nymph!
A nymph is gushing blood.

A nymph parries your slice.
Karkantius's thrust DISMEMBERS a nymph!
A nymph is gushing blood.

A nymph hesitates, clutching at her eyes, then recovers.
A nymph is gushing blood.

Your slice decimates a nymph!
A nymph's slap devastates Karkantius!
A nymph is gushing blood.


Grimleknott utters the words, 'xuie xarr'.
Grimleknott gathers the wind into a wall of air.
A bone golem yells 'Die, Grimleknott, you sorcerous dog!'
Grimleknott's wall of wind EVISCERATES a bone golem!
The gods protect Karkantius from Grimleknott.
Grimleknott's wall of wind EVISCERATES a nymph!
A nymph is gushing blood.

A nymph hesitates, clutching at her eyes, then recovers.
A bone golem's pound EVISCERATES Grimleknott!
A nymph dodges your slice.
A nymph is gushing blood.


Karkantius makes some soft grunting noises.
A nymph is gushing blood.

A bone golem's pound mauls Grimleknott.
A bone golem's pound MUTILATES Grimleknott!
A nymph parries your slice.
Karkantius's thrust DISMEMBERS a nymph!
A nymph is writhing in agony.

Grimleknott utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Grimleknott shoots a magical bolt of ice at a nymph!
Grimleknott's icicle MUTILATES a nymph!
A nymph is writhing in agony.

Karkantius appears more confident as he shouts 'ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR !!!  TIME DO DIE!!! '

A nymph is writhing in agony.


A bone golem's pound wounds Grimleknott.
A nymph dodges your slice.
Grimleknott's freezing touch misses a nymph.
Karkantius's claw EVISCERATES a nymph!
A nymph is convulsing on the ground.


Grimleknott utters the words, 'uquqrz'.
Grimleknott shoots a magical bolt of ice at a nymph!
Grimleknott's icicle MUTILATES a nymph!
A nymph is convulsing on the ground.

A bone golem's pound maims Grimleknott!
A bone golem's pound devastates Grimleknott!
A bone golem's pound devastates Grimleknott!
A nymph parries your slice.
Grimleknott's freezing touch EVISCERATES a nymph!
Karkantius's thrust EVISCERATES a nymph!
A nymph is DEAD!!
You receive 396 experience points.
You hear a nymph's death cry.
Karkantius gets 189 copper coins from the corpse of a nymph.
Karkantius splits 189 copper coins.  Your share is 63 copper coins.
Karkantius splits 5 copper coins.  Your share is 1 copper coins.
Karkantius sacrifices the corpse of a nymph to the gods.


Karkantius says 'leave  gnome'

A bone golem's pound devastates Grimleknott!
Grimleknott is stunned, but will probably recover.


A bone golem's pound MANGLES Grimleknott!
Grimleknott is DEAD!!
Grimleknott splatters blood on your armor.


A bone golem is burned by a shirt of shining silver chain and drops it.
A bone golem's burning hands toasts it.
A bone golem gets a black steel bracer from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets some black leather sleeves from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a wide bronze belt from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a sandy-brown desert cloak from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a pale white skull ring from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a black cloak from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a faded map from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a large sack from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a large jug of ale from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a heavy gold ring from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a crown of leaves from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets tender leg of lamb from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets tender leg of lamb from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets tender leg of lamb from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a canoe from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets a runed iron breastplate from the corpse of Grimleknott.
A bone golem gets 855 copper coins from the corpse of Grimleknott.
Ok.

You rest.


You say 'We wait for him.'

You smirk.


Karkantius's group:
[24 Nec] Obleraga         100% hp 67% mana 75% mv 123771 xp
[20 Inv] Grimleknott       7% hp  7% mana 44% mv 104170 xp
[25 War] Karkantius       61% hp 27% mana 64% mv 138178 xp


Karkantius tells the group 'dammit'

Grimleknott tells the group 'why he do that?'

Karkantius tells the group 'area spell i think'

You tell your group 'Because you cast a spell at it.'

You tell your group 'Come back and get your things.'


Grimleknott tells the group 'Ill remember to not try that again'
Karkantius tells the group 'know way?'
Subject Author Views Posted

Rereading this one made me chuckle.

cartherlen 738 October 28, 2008 03:57PM

ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR !!! TIME DO DIE!!! nt

pontz81 313 October 29, 2008 03:34AM



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