Something painfully funny that happened today. Sorry little fella. nt

LogFiend
November 09, 2008 08:32AM
***Here is your WTF moment of the day. Poor gnomes. :-) ****


[Exits: up down]
( 4) The sand here is slightly discolored, having recently absorbed some fresh blood.
( 2) (Red Aura) Of yellowed and aged bone, this flail rests in a pool of rotting blood and leaf.
Zannon the storm giant is sleeping here.
Chelin the gnome is here.
Lealdran the elf is here.
Flaire the minotaur is here.
(White Aura) Saerali the arial is sleeping here.

<821(100%)hp 82%(635)m 100%mv [4 PM] (none)> 
Flaire chuckles politely.

<821(100%)hp 82%(635)m 100%mv [4 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran says to you 'I assure you that is not the case, noble giant.'
Chelin stops using a shield from the hide of a snow worm.
Chelin holds a white coral staff in her hands.

<821(100%)hp 82%(635)m 100%mv [4 PM] (none)> 

Autosaving.
The white aura around your body fades.

<821(100%)hp 84%(647)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran chuckles at your joke.
Chelin says 'watch this'

<821(100%)hp 84%(647)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran drinks water from a water skin.

<821(100%)hp 84%(647)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran utters the words, 'qpaiizr pzah'.
Lealdran begins to chant in low tones.  As he finishes, you notice his face becoming flushed.

<821(100%)hp 84%(647)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Chelin says 'I be paladin now'

<821(100%)hp 84%(647)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Chelin brandishes a white coral staff.
Chelin utters a word of divine power!
Zannon yells 'Die, Chelin, you sorcerous dog!'
Chelin's divine wrath MUTILATES Zannon!
Chelin gets a wild look in her eyes!
Lealdran yells 'Die, Chelin, you sorcerous dog!'
Lealdran looks very uncomfortable.
Chelin's divine wrath decimates Lealdran!
Flaire gets a wild look in his eyes!
Saerali yells 'Die, Chelin, you sorcerous dog!'
As blood pours from Saerali's wounds you.
The power of your protections interfere with angel's wings's healing.
You feel better!
Chelin's divine wrath mauls Saerali.
You yell 'Die, Chelin, you sorcerous dog!'
You are struck down!
Chelin stops following you.
Chelin's divine wrath is powerless against you.
Chelin is in perfect health.

<821(100%)hp 83%(644)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Zannon's cleave MASSACRES Chelin!
Zannon's searing cut DISMEMBERS Chelin!
Flaire's wrath MANGLES Chelin!
Flaire's wrath MASSACRES Chelin!
Flaire's wrath misses Chelin.
Flaire's wrath MANGLES Chelin!
Lealdran's burning touch DISMEMBERS Chelin!
Saerali's crush EVISCERATES Chelin!
Your divine power *** DEMOLISHES *** Chelin!
A thin silver bracelet glows a faint violet!
Chelin is gushing blood.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Zannon's cleave EVISCERATES Chelin!
Zannon's searing cut DISMEMBERS Chelin!
Zannon's searing cut misses Chelin.
Zannon's searing cut MASSACRES Chelin!
Lealdran's burning touch EVISCERATES Chelin!
Saerali's crush EVISCERATES Chelin!
Flaire's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** Chelin!
Flaire's wrath MANGLES Chelin!
Flaire's wrath MANGLES Chelin!
Chelin is DEAD!!
Chelin spills her guts all over the floor.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> co word chel
On whom?

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran blinks a few times.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Saerali says 'What in the...?'

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Zannon says 'ummmm'

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> blink.
Huh?

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Flaire snorts.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran utters the words, 'aufgpuzre'.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> rest sits down on his heels, shaking his head slightly.

Zannon says 'that wasn't right'
Unalethekai sits down on his heels, shaking his head slightly.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> g mug girdle
You get a silver mug brimming with dark stout from the girdle of endless space.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> drink mug

Lealdran utters the words, 'zabrahpgpuzre'.
You drink stout from a silver mug brimming with dark stout.
You feel tipsy.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> drink mug
You drink stout from a silver mug brimming with dark stout.
You feel tipsy.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> Flaire says 'dad gnnoomme '

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> drink mug
You drink stout from a silver mug brimming with dark stout.
You feel tipsy.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
A pool of blood crumbles into dust.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Lealdran utters the words, 'yucandusgpuzre'.

<821(100%)hp 85%(656)m 100%mv [5 PM] (none)> 
Chelin tells you 'oh'
Subject Author Views Posted

Something painfully funny that happened today. Sorry little fella. nt

LogFiend 767 November 09, 2008 08:32AM

I am not sure what happened, but it sure looked painful. Ouch! nt

reincarnate 308 November 09, 2008 02:00PM

Brandishing X uses that holy word(Regardless of alignment). If evil uses it, it hits all but evil, neut uses it, it hits all but neut, follow that same line of thinking for when good uses it.

Batman 344 November 10, 2008 04:04AM

Man, Oh Man ...

reincarnate 383 November 10, 2008 05:50AM



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