Igleshta vs a moose

LogFiend
February 09, 2009 04:45AM
<100%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<100%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose lowers her horns and charges at you!
A great moose's charge *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
That really did HURT!
You yell 'Help! a great moose is charging me!'
A great moose is in perfect health.

<72%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose's charge EVISCERATES you!
Your chop decimates a great moose!
A great moose dodges your flaming bite.
A great moose has a few scratches.

<60%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) a great moose                Silverwood
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood
A great moose has a few scratches.

<60%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose's charge DISMEMBERS you!
A great moose's charge EVISCERATES you!
Your chop decimates a great moose!
Your flaming bite singes a great moose!
Your chop MUTILATES a great moose!
A great moose has some small but disgusting cuts.

<34%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose butts you with her horns.
A great moose's ramming horns EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A great moose has some small but disgusting cuts.

<23%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
You dodge a great moose's charge.
Your chop decimates a great moose!
Your flaming bite scalds a great moose!
Your chop misses a great moose.
A great moose is covered with bleeding wounds.

<23%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
You dodge a great moose's charge.
You parry a great moose's charge.
Your chop maims a great moose!
Your flaming bite scalds a great moose!
Your chop MUTILATES a great moose!
A great moose is gushing blood.

<23%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose butts you with her horns.
A great moose's ramming horns maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A great moose is gushing blood.

<14%hp 100%m 94%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
You dodge a great moose's charge.
A great moose's charge DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together, making
travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: east south west]
You flee from combat!

<0%hp 100%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
flee
s
You aren't fighting anyone.

<0%hp 100%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
e
Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A gray squirrel skitters over a tree trunk, looking for food.

<0%hp 100%m 91%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  The silverwood trees
are gradually replaced by a thick, impassable, and dark woodland off to the
east.  
 
[Exits: north south west]

<0%hp 100%m 90%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
e
n
n
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<0%hp 100%m 90%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
and east of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together,
making travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: south west]
A white owl with black ringed eyes peers down from a tree branch.
A white owl with black ringed eyes peers down from a tree branch.

<0%hp 100%m 88%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<0%hp 100%m 88%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
w
n

A great moose has arrived.

<0%hp 100%m 88%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together, making
travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: east south west]

<0%hp 100%m 86%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
w
n
w
n
w
n

A great moose has arrived.
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<0%hp 100%m 86%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A great moose lowers her horns and charges at you!
A great moose's charge MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!


You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
You feel some of your vitality drain out of you with this death.

<0%hp 0%m 91%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 

Autosaving.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Better stand first.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
tell Moose Ugh. Can't think straight.
They aren't here.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
wake
n
w
You stand up.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Torture Room
  This room is filled with various items for use in torturing the slaves to
rid them of the last of their hopes for escape.  This room also serves as a
storage room for the sacrificial tools used by the priest in the ceremonies.
The altar lies to the south.
 
[Exits: south]
(White Aura) The priest is here performing a sacrifice to his deity.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
s
w
By the Temple Altar
  A huge chunk of black obsidian stone has been fashioned into a death bed
for the sacrifices the Dark God demands.  Terrified slaves are brought in
from the slave pens to the west to be gutted on this evil monument.  Torches
hang on the walls to cast a fitful light over the dark enterprise.  A torture
chamber lies to the north and the priest's chambers lie to the east.  A black
stairwell descends into the Academy.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
A man sits here begging for any change you might have.
(White Aura) The healer is here, administering healing as well as death.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
w
where
The Dark Temple
  This large, cold temple seems to sit over your head with a brooding
silence.  Hideous statues line the walls, some looking very life-like with
expressions of horror on their faces.  At the northern end of the temple,
the torches around the altar seem as though they can barely penetrate the
darkness.  You can escape out into the somewhat fresh air of the temple
square to the west.
 
[Exits: north west]

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
tell Kald Can't think straight...Hold it..
where
Temple Square
  This large courtyard is devoid of plant life.  Evil-looking gargoyles leer
down on you from every wall.  Be wary of the small traps hiding underneath
the various flagstones.  A pile of corpses is stacked along one wall, the
sacrifices from today waiting to be burned.  The temple looms over you to
the east.  You can escape this evil place to the High Road to the west or
the River Road to the south.
 
[Exits: east south west]
     A fountain is here, gushing blood.
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> High Road
  The broad avenue seems to be falling into disrepair here, as though the
masons do not care to come to this part of the city.  You hear raucous
laughter coming out of a tavern to the west.  The Dark Temple looms
menacingly over you to the east.  The windows seem more like brooding eyes
and the archway in the wall seems like a huge mouth ready to swallow you.
The road continues to an intersection with the River Road to the south and
meets with the Market Square farther to the north.
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
  Alillias                     Holy Road
(PK) Igleshta                     High Road

<6%hp 7%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> They aren't here.

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     High Road

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
w
Bargalha's Tavern
  This large tavern is filled with travelers and young adventurers, all of
whom seem intent on having a good time and a great deal of ale.  The bar
lies to the south and the High Road lies to the east.
 
[Exits: east south]
A gambler is here shooting dice with the others.

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
At the Bar
  You stand at a long, wooden bar amongst some drunken adventurers.  As you
turn away from one boring story of exploits, you get caught up in another.
Smoke hangs heavy in the air and you start to see images of the adventures
in the clouds of smoke.  A small sign sits on the bar and the common room
continues to the north.
 
[Exits: north]
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
The bouncer for the bar is here, making sure there is no trouble.
Bargalha is here mixing up a Galadonian delight.

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
n
e
Bargalha's Tavern
  This large tavern is filled with travelers and young adventurers, all of
whom seem intent on having a good time and a great deal of ale.  The bar
lies to the south and the High Road lies to the east.
 
[Exits: east south]
A gambler is here shooting dice with the others.

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
High Road
  The broad avenue seems to be falling into disrepair here, as though the
masons do not care to come to this part of the city.  You hear raucous
laughter coming out of a tavern to the west.  The Dark Temple looms
menacingly over you to the east.  The windows seem more like brooding eyes
and the archway in the wall seems like a huge mouth ready to swallow you.
The road continues to an intersection with the River Road to the south and
meets with the Market Square farther to the north.
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     High Road

<8%hp 10%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
s
Large Intersection
  You are standing at the intersection between the High Road and the River
Road.  A large round wood board with a heavy iron ring set in it covers a
hole in the center of the intersection.  Faint wisps of steam escape around
the edges.  The High Road enters the city of Galadon to the north and runs
toward the south gate to the south.  The River Road follows the Galadon
River to the east and west.  The Dark Temple broods over you to the northeast.
 
[Exits: north east south west down]
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs.

<8%hp 10%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
s
On the Bridge
  Here the High Road arches over the Galadon River on its way to the south
gate of Galadon.  The bridge is made of fine sturdy stone with a chest-high
balustrade protecting you from falling into the river.  The High Road leads
into Galadon to the north and towards the south gate to the south.
 
[Exits: north south]

<8%hp 10%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
High Road
  The avenue is narrower here than on the other side of the river.  A
strange building stands to the east.  The High Road passes over the river 
into the city proper to the north and goes past what is known as the Maze 
to the south on its way to the southern gate.  To the east, you can enter 
the lumberyard.
 
[Exits: north east south]
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.

<8%hp 10%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> High Road
  You stand on a cobblestone street just north of the southern gate.  The
poor neighborhood of town, more commonly referred to as the Maze, lied to
the west, until it was razed to accomodate the Shapeshifter guild.  The
High Road widens as it leads into Galadon to the north.  To the east, a few
steps lead down to the entrance of a two story structure.
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<8%hp 10%m 99%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Inside the South Gate
  You stand just inside the southern gate of Galadon.  The city walls arch
over the gate in their path around the city.  The battlements are particularly
well-enforced here to combat the goblins to the south.  Through the gates
you can see the green forest called the Silverwood.  A small staircase leads 
up one side of the gate to the battlements above.  To the north, the High 
Road leads into the city.
 
[Exits: north south up]
One of the elite guards is here, watching the gate.
One of the elite guards is here, watching the gate.

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
Outside the South Gate
  You stand in the small patch of land outside the gates of Galadon that is
still protected by the city guard.  To venture further afield means to lose
the protection of the city, perhaps not a good idea in the forests of the
Silverwood.  The goblin-infested forest lies beyond a crossroads to the south.
You can enter the city to the north.
 
[Exits: north south]

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Outside the South Gate

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
where
The Southern Crossroads
  You come to a small crossroads of sorts, trails leading off in many
directions.  The road is not well traveled, as travelers only venture into
the forests out of necessity.  The road south leads to the tree-line and deep
into the dark forest.  The trail east and west leads around the edge of the
city, skirting along its border.  The road north leads into the southern gate
of Galadon, set in the massive battlement wall.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A sign points south towards Silverwood and the Goblin Village.

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     The Southern Crossroads

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
s
where
Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  
Through a break in the trees to the north you make out the distant walls
of Galadon.  A small dirt foot path leads deep into the forest to the
south.  A small sign is posted next to the trail.
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
  Kalardi                      Silverwood
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
yell Hold on, can't think straight.
e
You yell 'Hold on, can't think straight.'

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together, making
travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: east south west]
     (Glowing) A pile of dull wool lies here, with something glinting within.
     The bludgeoned corpse of Igleshta lies here.
Kalardi the human is here.

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
take all corpse

Kalardi drops jagged copper plated leggings.

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> You get a fine leather hat from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a pair of fine leather gloves from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a pair of fine leather boots from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a large sack from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a wool cloak with an ebony clasp from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get robes of grey wool from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get tight fitting mithril sleeves from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a girth of darkened bronze from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a pale white skull ring from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a pale white skull ring from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a gleaming moonstone sword from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get mithril chainmail emblazoned with a golden anvil from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a Ragesteel Bracer from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a Ragesteel Bracer from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a makeshift log raft from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a thin double-bladed axe from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a water skin from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a whole chicken from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a highly polished buckler from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a flaming axe from the corpse of Igleshta.
You get a double-headed spiked hammer from the corpse of Igleshta.

<8%hp 10%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
wear all
eq
You wield a double-headed spiked hammer.
You are skilled with a double-headed spiked hammer.
You wear a highly polished buckler as a shield.
You wear a Ragesteel Bracer around your left wrist.
You wear a Ragesteel Bracer around your right wrist.
You wear mithril chainmail emblazoned with a golden anvil on your body.
You wear a pale white skull ring on your left finger.
You flex your hand, admiring a pale white skull ring.
You wear a pale white skull ring on your right finger.
You flex your hand, admiring a pale white skull ring.
You wear a girth of darkened bronze about your waist.
You wear tight fitting mithril sleeves on your arms.
You wear robes of grey wool about your body.
You wear a wool cloak with an ebony clasp around your neck.
You wear a pair of fine leather boots on your feet.
You step into the fine leather boots, and lace them tightly.
You wear a pair of fine leather gloves on your hands.
You wiggle your hands into a pair of fine leather gloves.
You wear a fine leather hat on your head.
With a little twist, you settle the fine leather hat onto your head.

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
snort
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn around neck>  ---
<worn on body>      mithril chainmail emblazoned with a golden anvil
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on face>      ---
<worn on legs>      ---
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      tight fitting mithril sleeves
<worn about body>   robes of grey wool
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a double-headed spiked hammer
<worn as shield>    a highly polished buckler

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> You snort.

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say Can't even walk.
l
in
You say 'Can't even walk.'

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together, making
travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: east south west]
     A pair of serrated leggings made from copper is lying here.
     (Glowing) A pile of dull wool lies here, with something glinting within.
     The bludgeoned corpse of Igleshta lies here.
Kalardi the human is here.

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> You are carrying:
     (Glowing) a flaming axe
     a whole chicken
     a water skin
     a thin double-bladed axe
     a makeshift log raft
     a gleaming moonstone sword
     a large sack

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
worth
You have 0 gold, 0 silver, and 0 copper, which is worth 0 copper.
You have 114432 experience and need 6668 more experience to gain a rank. (26.73% progress)

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi frowns.

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say The hell is your problem?
You say 'The hell is your problem?'

<8%hp 10%m 93%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say Eh?
You say 'Eh?'

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say What the hell are you charging me for, you stupid ass?
You say 'What the hell are you charging me for, you stupid ass?'

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi raises an eyebrow.

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
glare kal
say Eh?
You glare icily at her.

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> You say 'Eh?'

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
in
You are carrying:
     (Glowing) a flaming axe
     a whole chicken
     a water skin
     a thin double-bladed axe
     a makeshift log raft
     a gleaming moonstone sword
     a large sack

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say Answer, you mute surface shit.
You say 'Answer, you mute surface shit.'

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
l
Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  North
of here the trees are rather small and have grown close together, making
travel that way difficult.
 
[Exits: east south west]
     A pair of serrated leggings made from copper is lying here.
     (Glowing) A pile of dull wool lies here, with something glinting within.
     The bludgeoned corpse of Igleshta lies here.
Kalardi the human is here.

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn around neck>  ---
<worn on body>      mithril chainmail emblazoned with a golden anvil
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on face>      ---
<worn on legs>      ---
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      tight fitting mithril sleeves
<worn about body>   robes of grey wool
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a double-headed spiked hammer
<worn as shield>    a highly polished buckler

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
in
You are carrying:
     (Glowing) a flaming axe
     a whole chicken
     a water skin
     a thin double-bladed axe
     a makeshift log raft
     a gleaming moonstone sword
     a large sack

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi shakes her head.

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi leaves west.

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
tell Kal Go fuck yer mother.
You tell Kalardi 'Go fuck yer mother.'

<11%hp 12%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
The rain ceases.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
take all
You get jagged copper plated leggings.
You get a wool cloak with an ebony clasp.
You can't take that.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
wear all
eq
You wear a wool cloak with an ebony clasp around your neck.
You wear jagged copper plated leggings on your legs.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn on body>      mithril chainmail emblazoned with a golden anvil
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on face>      ---
<worn on legs>      jagged copper plated leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      tight fitting mithril sleeves
<worn about body>   robes of grey wool
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<worn around wrist> a Ragesteel Bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a double-headed spiked hammer
<worn as shield>    a highly polished buckler

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
in
You are carrying:
     (Glowing) a flaming axe
     a whole chicken
     a water skin
     a thin double-bladed axe
     a makeshift log raft
     a gleaming moonstone sword
     a large sack

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
wield think
You do not have that item.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
wield thin
You stop using a double-headed spiked hammer.
You wield a thin double-bladed axe.
You feel quite confident with a thin double-bladed axe.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
dual flaming
You stop using a highly polished buckler.
You dual wield a flaming axe.
You feel quite confident with a flaming axe.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A goblin raider slips out of the cover of darkness and attacks!
The gods protect you from a goblin raider.

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where

Kalardi tells you 'why did you follow me outside if you did not want to fight?'

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply I can't even walk.
You tell Kalardi 'I can't even walk.'

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply My damned mind won't let me do a thing. I can't fight, even if I damned wanted to.
You tell Kalardi 'My damned mind won't let me do a thing. I can't fight, even if I damned wanted to.'

<14%hp 15%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply You sodden turd.
You tell Kalardi 'You sodden turd.'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi tells you 'well don't sit in the middle of the world'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Middle of the world? I was in a goddamned forest!
You tell Kalardi 'Middle of the world? I was in a goddamned forest!'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi tells you 'your guild was 4 steps awway'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply When a stupid moose charges me.
You tell Kalardi 'When a stupid moose charges me.'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Guess it's illegal ta walk out of cities, eh?
You tell Kalardi 'Guess it's illegal ta walk out of cities, eh?'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Guard mooses, everywehre!
You tell Kalardi 'Guard mooses, everywehre!'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Can't take a step---WATCH OUT! GUARD MOOSE!
You tell Kalardi 'Can't take a step---WATCH OUT! GUARD MOOSE!'

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<17%hp 20%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Think I can make it to a shitter without a guard-moose guardin the waste-hole?
You tell Kalardi 'Think I can make it to a shitter without a guard-moose guardin the waste-hole?'

<19%hp 24%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi tells you 'your mind seems fine now'

<19%hp 24%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Oye! Course it is. It's fine when I don't need it.
You tell Kalardi 'Oye! Course it is. It's fine when I don't need it.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply There's a reason I was just standing there while ya bonked the hell out of me.
You tell Kalardi 'There's a reason I was just standing there while ya bonked the hell out of me.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
A goblin raider leaves east.

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi tells you 'don't be silly, you followed me outside'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply I'll tell you what's what.
You tell Kalardi 'I'll tell you what's what.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply I'll kill you.
You tell Kalardi 'I'll kill you.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply I'll kill ye dead.
You tell Kalardi 'I'll kill ye dead.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Make you AND yer guard moose sorry.
where

Kalardi tells you 'might want to unghost first'
You tell Kalardi 'Make you AND yer guard moose sorry.'

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<21%hp 27%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply unghost? What are you? Stupid AND moosey?
You tell Kalardi 'unghost? What are you? Stupid AND moosey?'
A goblin raider slips out of the cover of darkness and attacks!
The gods protect you from a goblin raider.

<24%hp 30%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Igleshta                     Silverwood

<24%hp 30%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
w
Silverwood
  All around you is a quiet woodland, with majestic silverwood trees rising
out of the soft earth to provide a canopy of rustling green leaves. You
can make out the signs of wildlife all around you.  Squirrels skitter
about in the trees, and small birds call out songs to one another.  
Through a break in the trees to the north you make out the distant walls
of Galadon.  A small dirt foot path leads deep into the forest to the
south.  A small sign is posted next to the trail.
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<24%hp 30%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
reply Gotta be careful when I'm whole--Guard mooses be about!
Kalardi is ignoring you.

<24%hp 30%m 100%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 




<31%hp 35%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
Kalardi wiggles her bottom.

<31%hp 35%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
spit kal
You spit on Kalardi...you're gross!

<31%hp 35%m 98%mv 6668tnl (26.73%)> 
say I'll take a dump on yer head.
You say 'I'll take a dump on yer head.'
Subject Author Views Posted

Igleshta vs a moose

LogFiend 1758 February 09, 2009 04:45AM

You should get denied. nt

Rogue 253 February 09, 2009 06:00PM

I thought I was reading crackpot RP.

Quixotic 302 February 09, 2009 08:40AM

Lolled. NT

Batman 237 February 09, 2009 08:22AM

Re: Igleshta vs a moose

darkpriest 351 February 09, 2009 06:49AM

hah. i love it when evil characters are all surprised when people attack them. nt

Isildur(VIP) 217 February 09, 2009 05:41AM

Almost as good as people blaming their ignominious death on their connection

ExPaladin(VIP) 288 February 09, 2009 06:00AM

no, the evil thing's worse. txt

Isildur(VIP) 369 February 09, 2009 06:38AM

Personally I think "That guy's in Fortress. LOL. he'll delete from the noobs yammering in his ear soon enough nt'

Scrimbul 259 February 09, 2009 12:06PM

Nice whining, hope next time you will get full looted/sacced nt

dervish 252 February 09, 2009 05:18AM

Moosed. nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 232 February 09, 2009 05:05AM

Haha. Awesome. You got Moosed! nt

BattleCharmed 257 February 09, 2009 05:50AM



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