Malnch v. Tellik

LogFiend
April 01, 2009 06:15PM
***Tellik annoyed me in the past by stealing stuff. I participate in his tournament and get second place. He's suggesting prizes...Malnch being Malnch, I want a more insubstantial prize (I gave his skin to a certain imm who was annoyed by his presentation :))***

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> 
Tellik says 'I've got this which I've highly enchanted myself'

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> auto
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Autoexit       ON
Autogold       OFF
Autoloot       OFF
Autosac        OFF
Autosplit      OFF
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Color          ON
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You can only be summoned by players within PK range.
You attempt to guard corpses from lower level looters.
You allow others to rescue you.
You allow things to be given to you.
You trust your group and your cabal with questionable spells/supplications.
You do not welcome followers.

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> 
Holding up a Morning-Star named "VainGlory", Tellik nods.

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> snort
You snort.

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> 
Holding up a red-gold dragon claw, Tellik nods.

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> 
Tellik says 'this'

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> say Not want.
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You say 'Not want.'

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> You are using:
<worn on finger>    the ring of the sahuagin
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a red spiked ring
<worn around neck>  (Humming) a fine stole of white ermine
<worn around neck>  (Humming) a fine stole of white ermine
<worn on body>      hide armor from a yeti
<worn on head>      the Horns of the Beast-Lord
<worn on face>      a nacreous mask of lizard skin
<worn on legs>      plate leggings decorated with red enamel
<worn on feet>      a pair of steel-toed boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of eog-lined gauntlets
<worn on arms>      a black and red striped armlet
<worn about body>   the Cloak of the Wolf-kin
<worn about waist>  the belt of strength
<worn around wrist> (Humming) an elven-skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a ribbed dryad bracelet
<mainhand wielded>  a hooked sword
<offhand wielded>   a hooked sword

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> Tellik says 'and a sack of things from teh gambler'

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> pon
You ponder the question.

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<841/1041hp 348/348m 782/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> say Malnch remember something.
You say 'Malnch remember something.'

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> say Tellik remember?
You say 'Tellik remember?'

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> wh
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[51 Arial Thi] (PK) Tellik the Hand of the Unseen, Deckhand, Kingpin of Galadon
[51 Human Shf] Flimbert Rugeltorp the Grand Master of Changelings
[ 2 H-Elf Asn] Septimus the Tori
[43 Arial War] Cyrus the Seeker of the Macalla
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[41  Elf  Pal] Videlea the Banisher of Fear
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[25 H-Elf Asn] Mirfalaus the Master of Kyusho
[ 8 Human Tra] Birlotis the Medium of Magic
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<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> 

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Tellik                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> say Steal Malnch. Not like.
wield mithril
dual slime
bash Tellik
You say 'Steal Malnch. Not like.'

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> You stop using a hooked sword.
You wield a great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade'.
A great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade' feels like a part of you!

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> You stop using a hooked sword.
You dual wield a great battleaxe rimmed in slime named 'Flesh Render'.
A great battleaxe rimmed in slime named 'Flesh Render' feels like a part of you!

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> Tellik evades your bash with surprising agility!
Tellik yells 'Help! Malnch just attacked me!'
Tellik is in perfect health.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> 
You get in one more shot on Tellik as it flees.
Your parting blow MANGLES Tellik!
Tellik has fled!

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Edika                        Before the Stage of Fools
  Treana                       A Roadside Shrine
(PK) Malnch                       A Roadside Shrine

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> cack
l 1.

A withered druid closes his eyes and hums for an instant.
A withered druid turns translucent.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> You cackle gleefully.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> Encompassing the brutish crimson monstrousity fuming before you is 
an 
overlapping tunic emblazened with the symbols only befitting a 
champion. Piercing golden eyes, if seemingly roaming around 
ineffectively, belay a unique understanding of his surrounding and 
the world. Splutters of fire emerge from the glowing crimson hue 
emitted from his body, dancing in a chaotic ritual of self-preservation, 
before instantly crashing to the ground like a meteor leaving a piece 
of lava rock - a sad tribute to its short existance. To the untrained 
eye, the evaporating mist overcome by the heat emerging from his body 
create a mirage of a volcano on the brink of eruption. The threads of 
a tattered charred tunic, covering his immense structure, flicker with 
passion as they slowly burn to a crisp, unraveling the ruined symbol 
of the Imperial Codex emblazened on the center of the tunic.
Malnch, a male fire giant, has some small but disgusting cuts.

Malnch is using:
<worn on finger>    the ring of the sahuagin
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a red spiked ring
<worn around neck>  (Humming) a fine stole of white ermine
<worn around neck>  (Humming) a fine stole of white ermine
<worn on body>      hide armor from a yeti
<worn on head>      the Horns of the Beast-Lord
<worn on face>      a nacreous mask of lizard skin
<worn on legs>      plate leggings decorated with red enamel
<worn on feet>      a pair of steel-toed boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of eog-lined gauntlets
<worn on arms>      a black and red striped armlet
<worn about body>   the Cloak of the Wolf-kin
<worn about waist>  the belt of strength
<worn around wrist> (Humming) an elven-skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a ribbed dryad bracelet
<mainhand wielded>  a great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade'
<offhand wielded>   a great battleaxe rimmed in slime named 'Flesh Render'

<862/1041hp 348/348m 815/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) wilderness outdoor standing clear 2 PM> 
w
Trail to the Inn
 
[Exits: north east south]
A small white bunny hops around under a tree nibbling grass.
Standing near a tree, a guard takes a break while eating cherries.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor standing clear 2 PM> l 2.
A tall, wiry arial glides gracefully along here.  Standing around 6'6" tall,
he alternates between flying and walking, the epitomy of nonchalance. 
Drab-gray clothing covers his body from head to toe.  Even his wings have
been covered with a drab gray cloth, though occasionally one can catch a
quick glimpse of brightly colored feathers beneath his wings as he flies.
Someone, a sexless arial, has some small but disgusting cuts.

someone is using:
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) the Heart of Brimstone
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a beautiful platinum and gold locket
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) the Amulet of Clarity
<worn on body>      the hide of the ancient white dragon
<worn on head>      skull of a skyflash
<worn on face>      (Glowing) a golden mask of jewels
<worn on legs>      serpent-scale leggings
<worn on claws>     (Glowing) talon guards of crystalized magic
<worn on hands>     Gauntlets of Devilry
<worn on arms>      vambraces of dragonscales

<worn on wings>     some stylish leather wing guards
<worn about waist>  a belt with a fine platinum buckle
<worn around wrist> a thick leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a studded leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Glowing) Amathylar, the Elven Blade of War
<worn as shield>    (Glowing) (Humming) the shield of Baraktong

<862/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor standing clear 2 PM> bash 2.
You slam into someone, and send it flying!
Your bash hits Tellik.
Tellik yells 'Help! Malnch is bashing me!'
Tellik has some small but disgusting cuts.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> 
Your divine power MASSACRES Tellik!
An acrid smell surrounds Tellik as your caustic slime is blocked by a thick leather bracer.
Tellik deflects your divine power with its shield.
Tellik dodges your divine power.
Tellik steps out of the shadows.
You parry Tellik's divine power.
You parry Tellik's divine power.
Tellik has some small but disgusting cuts.

<862/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> bash

Tellik parries your divine power.
Your caustic slime MASSACRES Tellik!
Tellik dodges your divine power.
Tellik dodges your divine power.
Tellik's divine power DISMEMBERS you!
Tellik is covered with bleeding wounds.

<805/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> You slam into Tellik, and send it flying!
Your bash grazes Tellik.
Tellik is covered with bleeding wounds.

<805/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> 
Your divine power MASSACRES Tellik!
Your caustic slime MASSACRES Tellik!
Tellik deflects your divine power with its shield.
You dodge Tellik's divine power.
You have become better at dodge!
You parry Tellik's divine power.
Tellik is gushing blood.

<805/1041hp 348/348m 814/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 2 PM> 

pincer Tellik

Tellik dodges your divine power.
Your divine power MASSACRES Tellik!
You dodge Tellik's divine power.
Tellik is gushing blood.

<818/1041hp 348/348m 847/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 3 PM> You drive your axes into both sides of Tellik's body.
Seizing a lucky opportunity, you take advantage of the situation.
Your brutal attack *** DEMOLISHES *** Tellik!
Your brutal attack MANGLES Tellik!
Tellik is convulsing on the ground.

<818/1041hp 348/348m 847/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor fighting clear 3 PM> 
Your divine power MANGLES Tellik!
Tellik is DEAD!!
Tellik's eye pops out of its socket.

<818/1041hp 348/348m 847/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor standing clear 3 PM> t tellik That enough for Malnch. Good prize.
You tell Tellik 'That enough for Malnch. Good prize.'

<818/1041hp 348/348m 847/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor standing clear 3 PM> re
You rest.

<818/1041hp 348/348m 847/916mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) civilized outdoor resting clear 3 PM> exa corpse
The seared corpse of Tellik is here, the face frozen in awe and terror.
The burnt corpse of Tellik contains:
     (Glowing) the Heart of Brimstone
     a belt with a fine platinum buckle
     the hide of the ancient white dragon
     skull of a skyflash
     vambraces of dragonscales
     (Humming) an engraved mithril dagger
     (Glowing) Amathylar, the Elven Blade of War
     a studded leather bracer
     (Glowing) a beautiful platinum and gold locket
     (Glowing) talon guards of crystalized magic
     the chime of opening
     the master's pick set
     (Glowing) a smoldering dagger named 'Dragon's Tooth'
     some stylish leather wing guards
     (Glowing) (Humming) a long titanium spear
     (Glowing) (Humming) a pulsing bejeweled dagger
     (Glowing) the Amulet of Clarity
     (Glowing) a golden mask of jewels
     a thick leather bracer
     serpent-scale leggings
     a red-gold dragon claw
     (Glowing) (Humming) the shield of Baraktong
     (Glowing) a floating chest
     a strange ring
( 2) (Glowing) a scroll of invulnerability
( 3) (Glowing) a scroll of the Wolverine
( 2) (Glowing) a scroll of protection
     (Glowing) a scroll of improvement
     Gauntlets of Devilry
     an opium pipe
     a monk's robe
     (Glowing) (Humming) a Morning-Star named "VainGlory"
     (Glowing) (Humming) a gleaming white fiddle with golden-made strings
     (Glowing) the robes of the Arch-Prelate
     a large sack
[Hit Return to continue]

     16 gold coins
     485 silver coins
     13 copper coins
Subject Author Views Posted

Malnch v. Tellik

LogFiend 804 April 01, 2009 06:15PM

Nice. You managed to make both Lyristeon and Pro smile. Definitely a gaping maw moment. :) n/t

Balrahd(VIP) 242 April 01, 2009 07:34PM

Gaping maw reminds me of goatse.cx

The Forsaken(VIP) 316 April 02, 2009 05:33AM

I think you nailed it n/t

Balrahd(VIP) 205 April 02, 2009 08:09AM

That'd be ironic if The Forsaken didn't have such a little pee pee~

Guilo 249 April 03, 2009 07:18AM

You're the gross. nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 208 April 03, 2009 09:31AM

Lol it was too good to pass up... <3

Guilo 213 April 03, 2009 06:39PM

It still exists on the interwebs...somewhere

entropissed 318 April 02, 2009 05:44AM



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