***Just walking down the rove. Was about to be suicidally stupid against empire, when I decided against it.

<1048hp 442m 665mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
Zauvlahn is here.

<1048hp 442m 664mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> Your attack is halted by Zauvlahn at the 
tip of a black bardiche.
Zauvlahn's defilement === OBLITERATES === you!
Zauvlahn yells 'Helb! Joolinndar juthd addacked mme!'
Zauvlahn is in perfect health.

***forgot 

<833hp 442m 664mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
Someone is in perfect health.

<831hp 442m 664mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS someone!
Your shocking bite MASSACRES someone!
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<831hp 442m 664mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash

The sun rises above the horizon.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Zauvlahn!
Zauvlahn dodges your shocking bite.
Zauvlahn dodges your shocking bite.
Zauvlahn keeps you at bay with his polearm.
You keep Zauvlahn at bay with your polearm.
You dodge Zauvlahn's defilement.
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Datsue tells you 'Do you all come to kill the centurions?'
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You slam into Zauvlahn, and send him flying!
Your bash mauls Zauvlahn.
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Zauvlahn dodges your shocking bite.
Your shocking bite EVISCERATES Zauvlahn!
You keep Zauvlahn at bay with your polearm.
You parry Zauvlahn's defilement.
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash
Zauvlahn yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Inwe utters the words, 'wzhabaruq ghixuio'.
A look of lethargy overcomes Zauvlahn as his movements become slow.
Zauvlahn has some small but disgusting cuts.

***surprise!

<848hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash

Someone parries your shocking bite.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS someone!
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone leaves east.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone utters the words, 'izjfahiouqar eugfjshuai'.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You slam into someone, and send it flying!
Your bash hits someone.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
[OUTLANDER] someone: Balator is clear, that I see
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> ba
Someone has arrived.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash
Someone leaves west.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone keeps you at bay with its polearm.
Someone dodges your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash

Someone has arrived.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone keeps you at bay with its polearm.
Your shocking bite misses someone.
You parry someone's defilement.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone utters the words, 'izjfahiouqar eugfjshuai'.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You slam into someone, and send it flying!
Your bash wounds someone.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone keeps you at bay with its polearm.
Someone dodges your shocking bite.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone steps out of the shadows.
Someone is blinded by the dirt in its eyes!
Someone fades into existence.
Someone's kicked dirt scratches someone.
Someone yells 'Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!'
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone yells 'Jolindar! Now you die!'
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone's cleave decimates someone!
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS someone!
You knock someone's defilement harmlessly to the side.
You parry someone's defilement.
Someone's poisonous bite maims someone!
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone deflects someone's spell!
Someone's spellbane devastates someone!
Someone MUTILATES someone!
Someone stops using something.
Someone wields something.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone dual wields something.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone has fled!
Someone strains a bit and barely manages to fit through the door.
Someone leaves south.
Leading with your shoulder, you slam into someone and send it flying!
Your bash scratches someone.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone meets your shocking bite with a resounding impact.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash

Someone has arrived.
Someone leaves west.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone leaves west.
Someone yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone leaves west.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone utters the words, 'qafsacandusar gayhunsouio'.
Someone's skin seems to become more supple.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> Leading with your shoulder, you slam into 
someone and send it flying!
Your bash wounds someone.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone's smash decimates someone!
Someone's wooden hummingbird pendant glows white!
Your shocking bite MANGLES someone!
Someone parries your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You dodge someone's wrath.
You parry someone's wrath.
Someone is gushing blood.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bash

Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone utters the words, 'eugfjsh yrzgp'.
Someone's skin seems to twist upon itself as it howls in pain!
Someone's disruption *** DEVASTATES *** someone!
Someone is writhing in agony.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone's cleave wounds someone.
Someone's cleave decimates someone!
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone dodges your shocking bite.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone is writhing in agony.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You slam into someone, and send it flying!
Your bash mauls someone.
Someone is writhing in agony.

<845hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone's cleave wounds someone.
Your shocking bite MASSACRES someone!
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone dodges your shocking bite.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
You keep someone at bay with your polearm.
Someone's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Someone tosses its head and gores you with both of its horns!
Someone's goring DISMEMBERS you!
Someone is convulsing on the ground.

<663hp 442m 691mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> chop

Someone yells 'Die, Innwe, yoou thoorceroouth doog!'
Someone utters the words, 'eugfjsh yrzgp'.
Someone's skin seems to twist upon itself as it howls in pain!
Someone's disruption *** DEMOLISHES *** someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
Someone's heart is torn from its chest.

***yeah, sometimes ganks happen. Sorry man – but can’t say I’m sorry to see another mino hour/cry spec gone.