***Just minding my own business, strolling down the East road when:
<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> sca e 
  
Zerrla has summoned you!
Inside the Bloated Whale Alehouse 

[Exits: south]
(Black Aura) Zerrla is here.
(White Aura) Sitting at a table, calmly sipping ale, is a golden-haired elf.
An off-duty high guard sits here, relaxing with a mug of ale.
A duergar in heavy armor sits sprawled at a table, one arm hung lazily over
the back of his chair.
Standing haughtily behind the curved bar is a tall, enormously fat half-elf. 

***Ahh I’m healthy, lets go for it. Charge!  

<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You scan east. 
  
<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You lower a Thunderlance and charge Zerrla!
Zerrla is stunned by your charge!
Your charge DISMEMBERS Zerrla!
Zerrla yells 'Help! Jolindar is charging me!'
Zerrla has a few scratches.
  
<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep Zerrla at bay with your polearm.
You keep Zerrla at bay with your polearm.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Your shocking bite decimates Zerrla!
Zerrla deflects your shocking bite with her shield.
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> ax
You cut off Zerrla's route of escape with your polearm!
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1037hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> axe
weap 
  
Zerrla's claw mauls you.
You keep Zerrla at bay with your polearm.
Your shocking bite decimates Zerrla!
Zerrla parries your shocking bite.
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1013hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1013hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> Zerrla narrows her eyes and glares in your 
direction.
You scream in agony as plague sores erupt from your skin.
You stop using a Thunderlance.
You wield a double-bladed axe named 'Shockwave'.
A double-bladed axe named 'Shockwave' feels like a part of you!
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1013hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You dual wield a flawless two-headed 
Pickaxe named 'Earthquake'.
A flawless two-headed Pickaxe named 'Earthquake' feels like a part of you!
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<1013hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You attempt to shatter Zerrla's weapon, but 
it holds firm.
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.

**Fuck it, try again
  
<1013hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> wea
You parry Zerrla's claw.
Zerrla's claw maims you!
Zerrla parries your shocking bite.
Zerrla parries your pierce.
Zerrla parries your shocking bite.
Zerrla parries your pierce.
Zerrla has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<977hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> weap 
  
Zerrla narrows her eyes and glares in your direction.
Darkness befalls you as profane power scrapes your vision away!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

<977hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You parry someone's claw.
Someone parries your shocking bite.
Someone parries your pierce.
Someone parries your pierce.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<977hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
Someone has assailed you with the demons of Hell!
Someone's torments MASSACRES you!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.
  
<899hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You break someone's weapon with a mighty 
blow from your axe!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

*W00t. Ok, might be worth curing blind and goin for it…  

<899hp 452m 959mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
  
You parry someone's punch.
Your shocking bite devastates someone!
Your pierce EVISCERATES someone!
Your pierce MUTILATES someone!
Your shocking bite mauls someone.
You writhe in agony from the plague.
Someone shivers and looks very ill.
Your sickness grazes you.
Someone writhes in agony as plague sores erupt from its skin.
Someone's sickness scratches it.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<897hp 427m 934mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> pincer 
  
Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
Someone has assailed you with the demons of Hell!
Someone's torments *** DEVASTATES *** you!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<759hp 427m 934mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You parry someone's punch.
You parry someone's punch.
Your shocking bite decimates someone!
Your pierce MUTILATES someone!
Your pierce devastates someone!
Someone deflects your shocking bite with its shield.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<759hp 427m 934mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You get in one more shot on someone as it flees.
Your parting blow decimates someone!
Someone has fled!
But you aren't fighting anyone!
Someone closes its eyes with a look of concentration for a moment. 
  
<759hp 427m 934mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> bers
quYour pulse races as you are consumed by 
rage! 
  
<861hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> qua CANCEL
You drink a CANCEL potion.
The magic of the plague spell is unaffected.
The magic of your protection from evil spell unravels.
The magic of your detect invis spell unravels.
The magic of your windwalk spell unravels.
The power of the blindness commune unravels.
The magic of the plague spell is unaffected.
The magic of the plague spell is unaffected. 
  
**it worked! Now put up prot you blue bastard.
  
<861hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> get silver chest
You get a silver green potion from a 
floating chest. 
  
<861hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> qua silver
You drink a silver green potion.
You are not affected by anything that can be dispelled.
You feel protected from evil. 
  
<861hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> wher
get oil chest 
  
You feel much too macho to scream about being attacked like some kind of sissy.
Zerrla narrows her eyes and glares in your direction.
You are wracked with pain as Zerrla withers your flesh!
Zerrla's withering DISMEMBERS you!
Zerrla is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<801hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You drive your axes into both sides of 
Zerrla's body.
A spray of blood erupts from Zerrla's wounds 
Your brutal attack devastates Zerrla!
Your brutal attack EVISCERATES Zerrla!
Zerrla is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<801hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You parry Zerrla's punch.
Zerrla's punch maims you!
Your shocking bite misses Zerrla.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Zerrla is covered with bleeding wounds.
  
<766hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You parry Zerrla's punch.
You parry Zerrla's punch.
Your shocking bite misses Zerrla.
Your pierce EVISCERATES Zerrla!
Zerrla deflects your shocking bite with her shield.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Zerrla is gushing blood.
  
<766hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Zerrla narrows her eyes and glares in your direction.
Zerrla has assailed you with the demons of Hell!
Zerrla's torments MASSACRES you!
Zerrla is gushing blood.
  
<700hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You hear something's death cry.
You parry Zerrla's punch.
Zerrla deflects your shocking bite with her shield.
Your pierce MUTILATES Zerrla!
Zerrla deflects your shocking bite with her shield.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Your pendant fills you with its warmth.
The power of your protections interfere with a wooden hummingbird pendant's 
healing.
You feel better!
Zerrla is gushing blood.
  
<780hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> People near you:
(PK) Zerrla                       Inside the Bloated Whale Alehouse
(PK) Jolindar                     Inside the Bloated Whale Alehouse
Zerrla is gushing blood.
  
<780hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You fail to get in one more shot as Zerrla 
flees.
You drive your axes into both sides of Zerrla's body.
Your brutal attack maims Zerrla!
Your brutal attack EVISCERATES Zerrla!
You parry Zerrla's punch.
Your shocking bite maims Zerrla!
Your shocking bite maims Zerrla!
Zerrla is writhing in agony.
  
<780hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)>  
  
You parry Zerrla's punch.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Your pierce DISMEMBERS Zerrla!
Zerrla deflects your shocking bite with her shield.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
Your pendant fills you with its warmth.
The power of your protections interfere with a wooden hummingbird pendant's 
healing.
You feel better!
Zerrla is convulsing on the ground.
  
<860hp 397m 884mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You hear something's death cry.
You dodge Zerrla's punch.
Your shocking bite devastates Zerrla!
You get in one more shot on Zerrla as she flees.
Your parting blow decimates Zerrla!
Your pierce EVISCERATES Zerrla!
Zerrla is DEAD!!
Zerrla's severed head plops on the ground.

***That was fun. Zerrla, my advice: carry a light, non-breakable sword. Or just a light sword in general. Good times.