***goodie…damn. But conjies r bad. Must kill. (Jolindar didn't hunt any goodies except conjie's - they were especially bad for him)
<1048hp 442m 986mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> w
A Damp Hallway 

[Exits: east west]
Simeon is here.
A wood-elf guard patrols the passageways.
A wood-elf guard patrols the passageways.
A halfling thief sneaks through the hallways, peering about cautiously.

<1048hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You lower a Thunderlance and charge Simeon!
Your charge === OBLITERATES === Simeon!
Simeon yells 'Help! Jolindar is charging me!'
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<1048hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> slic

A luminous archon has arrived.
A luminous archon sings praises to the light, blessing Simeon.
A water elemental has arrived.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by a water elemental!'
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
Simeon parries your shocking bite.
Simeon's cleave mauls you.
Simeon has some small but disgusting cuts.

<1026hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You parry a water elemental's drowning.
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
Simeon dodges your shocking bite.
You keep Simeon at bay with your polearm.
Simeon has some small but disgusting cuts.

<1026hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Simeon chuckles politely.
Simeon has some small but disgusting cuts.

***hey buddy don’t laf at me!

<1026hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
A luminous archon sings praises to the light, blessing Simeon.
Simeon is surrounded by a white aura.
Simeon has some small but disgusting cuts.

<1026hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Simeon utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
Simeon waves his arm in a wide arc, sending projectiles of pure mana aimed at 
you.
Simeon's magic missile injures you.
Simeon's magic missile injures you.
Simeon's magic missile injures you.
Simeon has some small but disgusting cuts.

<978hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You tear Simeon's flesh with a wide, slicing 
blow from a Thunderlance!
Your slice DISMEMBERS Simeon!
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<978hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 

You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Simeon!
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Simeon!
You keep Simeon at bay with your polearm.
You dodge Simeon's cleave.
Simeon is gushing blood.

<978hp 442m 985mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> ax

Autosaving.
Simeon continues to bleed from his wounds.
Simeon's bleeding artery MUTILATES him!
Simeon is gushing blood.

<1029hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> axe
pince
Simeon utters the words, 'waouq wuggurz'.
Simeon waves his arm in a wide arc, sending projectiles of pure mana aimed at 
you.
Simeon's magic missile DISMEMBERS you!
Simeon's magic missile DISMEMBERS you!
Simeon's magic missile DISMEMBERS you!
Simeon is gushing blood.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> pincer sime

A luminous archon sings praises to the light, blessing Simeon.
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
You keep a water elemental at bay with your polearm.
A blast of water expands from a water elemental!
A water elemental creates a geyser aimed at you!
You harmlessly absorb the brunt of a water elemental's geyser.
Your shocking bite EVISCERATES Simeon!
Simeon parries your shocking bite.
Simeon parries your shocking bite.
You parry Simeon's cleave.
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You stop using a Thunderlance.
You wield a great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade'.
A great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade' feels like a part of you!
Simeon is covered with bleeding wounds.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You dual wield Golrhun, the Great Axe.
Golrhun, the Great Axe feels like a part of you!
A luminous archon sings praises to the light, blessing Simeon.
A water elemental's drowning is powerless against you.
You dodge a water elemental's drowning.
Your divine power EVISCERATES Simeon!
Your chop misses Simeon.
Your chop DISMEMBERS Simeon!
Your divine power EVISCERATES Simeon!
You dodge Simeon's cleave.
Simeon is gushing blood.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> You drive your axes into both sides of 
Simeon's body.
Your brutal attack DISMEMBERS Simeon!
Your brutal attack MASSACRES Simeon!
Simeon is writhing in agony.

<861hp 442m 999mv 22000tnl (0.00%)> 
You dodge a water elemental's drowning.
You parry a water elemental's drowning.
Your divine power EVISCERATES Simeon!
Your chop DISMEMBERS Simeon!
Simeon is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Simeon remains safe as your chop bounces harmlessly off of a midnight dragon 
skull.
Your divine power *** DEMOLISHES *** Simeon!
Simeon is DEAD!!
A luminous archon vanishes, its binding broken.
A water elemental vanishes, its binding broken.

**felt really bad about the lowbies looting. Sorry simeon.