I tried to retrieve from the Empire and got ganked when the dwarves were ranking somewhere.

Since I was an evil bastard, and they were both berserkers (I was a duergar defender) I started reaming them on the cabal channel. They, like proper dwarves, wouldn't take my shit, so we went to the circle. I fisted both back to back and it was probably the second coolest moment of the the char's life.