Why the new corpseguarding system sucks

LogFiend
June 28, 2009 08:04AM
**Feel free to count the tries.**

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Groomp's blast MANGLES a dwarven merchant!
Feldu's slash DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant parries your crush.
A dwarven merchant dodges your crush.
A dwarven merchant is writhing in agony.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Groomp tries to smash a dwarven merchant with the Wand of Orcus, using all his might!
Groomp's wild swing misses a dwarven merchant.
A dwarven merchant is writhing in agony.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Groomp's blow swings wildly and misses.
Feldu's cleave DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
Feldu's cleave misses a dwarven merchant.
A dwarven merchant parries your crush.
Your freezing bite EVISCERATES a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant parries your crush.
A dwarven merchant's pound maims Groomp!
A dwarven merchant's pound maims Groomp!
A dwarven merchant is writhing in agony.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Feldu's slash DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant parries your crush.
A dwarven merchant dodges your freezing bite.
Your freezing bite DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
A dwarven merchant has arrived.
A dwarven merchant is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Quas has arrived.
A dwarven merchant is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1856tnl (80.67%)> 
Feldu's cleave DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
Feldu's slash misses a dwarven merchant.
Feldu's cleave DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
Your crush DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant dodges your crush.
Your crush DISMEMBERS a dwarven merchant!
A dwarven merchant is DEAD!!
You receive 375 experience points (13% bonus).
You get 43 silver coins from the corpse of a dwarven merchant.
You split 43 silver coins.  Your share is 15 silver coins.
You get 2 copper coins from the corpse of a dwarven merchant.
Don't even bother, cheapskate.

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Quas drives his axes into both sides of Groomp's body.
A spray of blood erupts from Groomp's wounds 
Quas's brutal attack MASSACRES Groomp!
Quas's brutal attack *** DEMOLISHES *** Groomp!
Groomp yells 'Help! Quas is trying to hack me to pieces!'

wilderness <71%hp 100%m 97%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Quas's caustic slime MANGLES Groomp!
Quas's cleave MANGLES Groomp!

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
where
People near you:
  Quas                         Along the River
  Groomp                       Along the River
  Feldu                        Along the River
(PK) Pleebert                     Along the River

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Quas's cleave MANGLES Groomp!
Groomp is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Quas's cleave *** DEMOLISHES *** Groomp!
Groomp is DEAD!!

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
give potion roo
They aren't here.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Groomp tells the group 'Get orcus'

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
l in corpse
The corpse of Groomp contains:
     a breastplate decorated with red enamel
     a pair of steel chain boots
( 2) a pale white skull ring
     a spiked mask
     (Glowing) a flaming axe
     some studded leather work gloves
     a spiked bear skull
     a skin from the snow leopard
     a set of polished iron legplates
     a set of polished iron armplates
     a polished iron girth
     (Glowing) a colorful cloak covered with patches
     (Glowing) a shield of pure light
     (Glowing) (Humming) a flail of Pestilence
( 2) an onyx and obsidian bracelet
     the clawed club of skull-bone
     (Humming) a pair of black enameled gauntlets
     a makeshift wooden trunk
     a broad-bladed battleaxe crackling with energy
     (Glowing) the helm of brilliance
     (Humming) the Wand of Orcus
     (Glowing) a mantle of fire
     the Cuendillar Dagger of the Empress
     a Frostbrand sword
     a notched axe with a wicked blade
     (Glowing) a shimmering blue potion
     a potion of recall
     a light coracle
     212 silver coins
     190 copper coins

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
You stumble forward, off balance, as Quas smacks you upside the head for trying that.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
As you try to make your grab, Quas plants his foot on your shoulder and kicks you backwards.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
As you try to make your grab, Quas plants his foot on your shoulder and kicks you backwards.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse

Quas gets a colorful cloak covered with patches from the corpse of Groomp.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You are already visible.
Quas notices your movement and grabs your wrist to stop you.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
As you try to make your grab, Quas plants his foot on your shoulder and kicks you backwards.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> Quas gets a flaming axe from the corpse of Groomp.

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
gtell Him stopping me.
take orcus corpse

Groomp tells the group 'Him get it?'

wilderness <76%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You tell your group 'Him stopping me.'

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You are already visible.
You stumble forward, off balance, as Quas smacks you upside the head for trying that.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Quas puts a piece of creamy cheesecake in a small burlap sack.
Quas puts a metal canteen insulated in a wolves pelt in a small burlap sack.
Quas puts a dragon boat in a small burlap sack.
Quas puts a spiked leather gorget in a small burlap sack.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse

Quas gets a mantle of fire from the corpse of Groomp.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You are already visible.
As you try to make your grab, Quas plants his foot on your shoulder and kicks you backwards.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
As you try to make your grab, Quas plants his foot on your shoulder and kicks you backwards.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
Quas gets a broad-bladed battleaxe crackling with energy from the corpse of Groomp.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
say You shit.
take orcus corpse
butcher corpse
You say 'You shit.'

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You are already visible.
Quas notices your movement and grabs your wrist to stop you.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse
You are already visible.
Quas notices your movement and grabs your wrist to stop you.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
take orcus corpse

Quas gets the Wand of Orcus from the corpse of Groomp.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You see nothing like that in the corpse.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> You see nothing like that in the corpse.

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
gtell Him took it.
You tell your group 'Him took it.'

wilderness <81%hp 100%m 100%mv 1481tnl (84.57%)> 
l in corpse
l
The corpse of Groomp contains:
     a breastplate decorated with red enamel
     a pair of steel chain boots
( 2) a pale white skull ring
     a spiked mask
     some studded leather work gloves
     a spiked bear skull
     a skin from the snow leopard
     a set of polished iron legplates
     a set of polished iron armplates
     a polished iron girth
     (Glowing) a shield of pure light
     (Glowing) (Humming) a flail of Pestilence
( 2) an onyx and obsidian bracelet
     the clawed club of skull-bone
     (Humming) a pair of black enameled gauntlets
     a makeshift wooden trunk
     (Glowing) the helm of brilliance
     the Cuendillar Dagger of the Empress
     a Frostbrand sword
     a notched axe with a wicked blade
     (Glowing) a shimmering blue potion
     a potion of recall
     a light coracle
     212 silver coins
     190 copper coins
Subject Author Views Posted

Why the new corpseguarding system sucks

LogFiend 714 June 28, 2009 08:04AM

This sucks especially bad if you are an AP. -nt-

Mek 232 June 28, 2009 01:59PM

Bye bye, Orcus! *crowd cheers* ~

smashtro 271 June 28, 2009 09:58AM

I'm glad, both of those characters are assholes anyway. (nt)

Starscream 222 June 28, 2009 10:02AM

WOO!!! Kill that mage! nt

NbM 228 June 28, 2009 08:56AM

Nah. Quas may be a cheap bastard, but dead is dead, and he deserves first pick of the loot. nt

Splntrd 236 June 28, 2009 08:39AM

okay so

sleepy 302 June 28, 2009 08:29AM

This is the reason it's good. No more out-of-range loot-a-holics. He deserved Orcus for winning. nt

Yhorian(VIP) 183 June 28, 2009 08:26AM

How did he originally get orcus? HRMMM? nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 202 June 28, 2009 08:30AM

Looted from Zwerg nt

alex 227 June 28, 2009 10:26AM

So you're complaining that it actually works, is that it?

alansmithee 295 June 28, 2009 08:23AM

Level sitting pincer-svirf-ragers sucks, roll human warrior/staff(or polearm)/mace/avalanche/ward to 44 and spam kill that moron nt

zanzarin 266 June 28, 2009 08:15AM

Can't have two legacies at level 44 :P n/t

jmc 222 June 28, 2009 11:17AM

Roll human warrior/staff(or polearm)/mace/avalanche/ward with 1st place role that gives you second legacy to 44 and spam kill tha tmoron. nt

sleepy 250 June 28, 2009 12:43PM



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