<(96%)568/590hp 390/390m 289/550mv 11773tnl wilderness 5 AM> dirt khar
Kharle is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Kharle.
Kharle yells 'Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!'
Kharle has a few scratches. (95% - 100%)

<(96%)568/590hp 390/390m 289/550mv 11773tnl wilderness 5 AM>
Kharle wipes the dirt from his eyes.
The sun rises above the horizon.
Kharle is in perfect health. (100% - 100%)

<(98%)581/590hp 390/390m 324/550mv 11773tnl wilderness 6 AM>
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
Someone is in perfect health. (100% - 100%)


I sorta think dirt kick is heavily overrated

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When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.