Krilkov Vs. CF

March 31, 2010 01:13PM
wilderness <1041hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
Krilkov has arrived.
Krilkov’s wiener has arrived.
Someone has arrived.

wilderness <1041hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
wilderness <1041hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

wilderness <1041hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
Krilkov strikes you over the head with a Russian Keyboard.
Krilkov's cranial hit devastates you!
You yell 'Help! Krilkov hit me over the head!'
Krilkov is in perfect health.

wilderness <1009hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'uqzgpabraeg'.
Someone thrusts out its fist, now ringed with ice.
When it opens its hands, tiny icicles fly out at you!
His Meth Pipe fades into existence.
His Meth Pipe's shard of ice MASSACRES you!
His Meth Pipe's shard of ice *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Krilkov is in perfect health.

wilderness <822hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
Krilkov dodges your divine power.
Krilkov parries your black light.
Krilkov parries your divine power.
The CF Staff steps out of the shadows.
Krilkov's crush MASSACRES you!
You parry Krilkov's crush.
You dodge Krilkov's crush.
His Meth Pipe fades into existence.
His Meth Pipe's stinging lash devastates you!
Krilkov is in perfect health.

wilderness <722hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

A cloud of dust fills the room.
Someone yells 'Help! The CF Staff just threw dust in my eyes!'
Someone appears to be blinded.
His Meth Pipe fades into existence.
Krilkov’s wiener yells 'Help! The CF Staff just threw dust in my eyes!'
The CF Staff's dust cannot penetrate Krilkov’s wiener's airshield.
The CF Staff's dust cannot penetrate Krilkov's airshield.
Krilkov is in perfect health.

wilderness <722hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
Krilkov’s wiener batters you with its balls, forcing you off balance.
Krilkov’s wiener's battering strike *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You yell 'Help! Krilkov’s wiener is trying to club me!'
Krilkov is in perfect health.

wilderness <580hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 
Krilkov yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by the IP Blocking Technology!'
Krilkov yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by the IP Blocking Technology!'
The IP Blocking Technology's claw devastates Krilkov!
Krilkov parries your divine power.
Krilkov parries your black light.
Your divine power maims Krilkov!
Krilkov parries your divine power.
Krilkov dodges your divine power.
Krilkov's crush MASSACRES you!
You parry Krilkov's crush.
Krilkov's crush MASSACRES you!
You dodge Krilkov's crush.
You dodge Krilkov’s wiener's wrath.
Krilkov’s wiener's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Krilkov’s wiener's wrath MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Krilkov’s wiener's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Krilkov’s wiener's ring of regeneration glows brightly!
His Meth Pipe fades into existence.
You parry His Meth Pipe's stinging lash.
Krilkov has a few scratches.

wilderness <122hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

Krilkov brings a Russian Keyboard around to hit your head!
Krilkov's cranial hit MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Krilkov has a few scratches.

wilderness <47hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

Someone utters the words, 'uqzgpabraeg'.
Amidst the battle's chaos, someone can't find the opening to cast its spell on you.
Krilkov has a few scratches.

wilderness <47hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

The CF Staff throws down a small globe.
The CF Staff is gone!
Krilkov has a few scratches.

wilderness <47hp 291m 813mv 15840tnl (1.00%)> 

The IP Blocking Technology tears at Krilkov with its claws!
The IP Blocking Technology's tearing claws mauls Krilkov.
The IP Blocking Technology's tearing claws mauls Krilkov.
The IP Blocking Technology's claws tear deeply into Krilkov's arms!
Krilkov parries your divine power.
Krilkov parries your black light.
Krilkov dodges your divine power.
You absorb the force of Krilkov's crush with a polished mithril breastplate.
You parry Krilkov's crush.
Krilkov’s wiener's wrath MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!


Your breathing becomes normal again.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
Your wariness about unconsciousness fades.
No new characters may be rolled now.
Subject Author Views Posted

Krilkov Vs. CF

Demtok 728 March 31, 2010 01:13PM

Better yet...

briartangle 389 March 31, 2010 05:57PM

Dick (n/t)

NacMacFeegle 247 April 01, 2010 03:00AM

Wow, you have some animosity there n/t

jmc 379 March 31, 2010 06:34PM

Nah.

briartangle 332 April 01, 2010 04:27AM

Eh, going to that extent over a game and his internet persona...overreacting much? n/t

jmc 291 April 01, 2010 08:47AM

aren't you the one overreacting?

vortexmagus 259 April 02, 2010 05:11AM

That extent?

briartangle 279 April 01, 2010 09:49AM

Re: That extent?

jmc 294 April 01, 2010 09:52AM

Re: That extent?

briartangle 269 April 01, 2010 10:34AM

The Kov acts as a catalyst for all of us. His reaction is normal for someone having their first divine Kov experience.

Batman 292 April 01, 2010 08:49AM

Looks like it goes a bit beyond animosity. (n/t)

BattleCharmed 252 March 31, 2010 06:35PM

Did his Meth Pipe go link dead after that first Ice shards? nt

NbM 248 March 31, 2010 01:48PM

I think it ran out of Ice to smote with. not a big budget for the meth. (n/t)

Demtok 267 March 31, 2010 01:51PM

I don't know how long it's been since I've laughed that hard. Wow, that was awesomeness... (n/t)

Welverin 254 March 31, 2010 01:40PM

Be wary! This shall occur to any who dare anger Him. Hail The Kov! Praise his wiener! Praise his Meth Pipe! PRAISE! nt

Batman 226 March 31, 2010 01:18PM

The Kov's wiener does some mean damage.

Demtok 315 March 31, 2010 01:20PM



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