***I've been fighting a mob for an axe when I see the Lobster, who is a Nexun. I'm hurt and I think I have all sorts of shitty druid
***communes on me, so I try to run past him.


643(65%) 272(53%) 475(53%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 3:00 civilized Along the Eastern Road
  Constructed of great slabs of closely fitted stone, a wide and well-
traveled road runs to the east and west here.  To the north, a huge field
filled with golden stalks of grain runs right up to the edge of the road.
A cultivated field filled with low, leafy plants in neat rows lies to the
south, separated from the road by a low split rail fence.  Shimmering
faintly, the ribbon of a wide river is visible to the southeast, flowing
slowly through the cultivated fields and pastures that spread out in all
directions to the limit of the horizon.
 
[Exits: east west]
(Translucent) A giant lobster is here displaying its massive pincer claw.

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e

A giant lobster pins you between his mandibles, stunning you.
A giant lobster's pinching mandibles EVISCERATES you!
A giant lobster's pinching mandibles MUTILATES you!
You yell 'Help! a giant lobster is pinching me!'
A giant lobster is in perfect health.

***Okay, that hurt and I've spammed 'east' how many times? It's time to fall back on the old tried and true:

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call blood

A giant lobster's bite is unable to penetrate a polished mithril breastplate.
You dodge a giant lobster's bite.
Your wrath maims a giant lobster!
A giant lobster dodges your wrath.
Your wrath mauls a giant lobster.
A giant lobster has a few scratches.


***The next thing that happens is really bad.

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Charine lashes at your feet with a whip of golden-red flames!
Charine's lash misses you.
You yell 'Help! Charine is lashing me!'
A giant lobster has a few scratches.

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The Nightwalker has arrived.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Nightwalker!'
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
An ice elemental has arrived.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by an ice elemental!'
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster has a few scratches.

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You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster's bite EVISCERATES you!
A giant lobster's bite EVISCERATES you!
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
Your wrath devastates a giant lobster!
Your wrath MUTILATES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.

456(46%) 272(53%) 473(53%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 3:00 civilized No way!  You are still fighting!
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.

456(46%) 272(53%) 473(53%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 3:00 civilized No way!  You are still fighting!
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.

456(46%) 272(53%) 473(53%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 3:00 civilized No way!  You are still fighting!
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.


***I guess three times.

456(46%) 272(53%) 473(53%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 3:00 civilized Your senses dull as an overwhelming urge for blood rushes through your body!
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.

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You dimly note through your hazy senses that you are being attacked.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster has some small but disgusting cuts.

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You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
Freezing winds gather around an ice elemental in a frenzied storm of sleet!
An ice elemental's cone of cold scratches you.
An ice elemental's cone of cold EVISCERATES a giant lobster!
You dodge a giant lobster's bite.
You parry a giant lobster's bite.
A giant lobster's bite scratches you.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
Your wrath MUTILATES a giant lobster!
Your chop maims a giant lobster!
Your wrath MUTILATES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster is covered with bleeding wounds.

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A giant lobster tries to pinch you between his mandibles.
A giant lobster's pinching mandibles scratches you.
Charine lashes at your feet with a whip of golden-red flames!
Charine's lash scratches you.
A giant lobster is covered with bleeding wounds.

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whirl
You whirl an axe named 'Defiler's Doom' impressively, but fail to hit a giant lobster.
Your whirling axe misses a giant lobster.
A giant lobster is covered with bleeding wounds.

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You dimly note through your hazy senses that you are being attacked.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You drive the Nightwalker's claw back with your connecting blow.
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster's bite scratches you.
You dodge Charine's flaming bite.
You remain unscorched as Charine's flaming bite is stopped by an ogre-horned helm.
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Your wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** a giant lobster!
Your wrath maims a giant lobster!
Your chop MUTILATES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster is covered with bleeding wounds.

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You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
The Nightwalker's claw scratches you.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
Freezing winds gather around an ice elemental in a frenzied storm of sleet!
An ice elemental's cone of cold scratches you.
An ice elemental's cone of cold MANGLES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster's bite scratches you.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Your wrath *** DEVASTATES *** a giant lobster!
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Your chop *** DEVASTATES *** a giant lobster!
Your wrath misses a giant lobster.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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Charine lashes at your feet with a whip of golden-red flames!
Charine's lash scratches you.
You dimly note through your hazy senses that you are being attacked.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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Your moonlit glow fades away.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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disembow
You attempt a sweeping gut shot, but miss entirely!
Your disembowelment misses a giant lobster.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
The Nightwalker tears at you with its claws!
The Nightwalker's tearing claws scratches you.
The Nightwalker's tearing claws scratches you.
The Nightwalker's claws tear deeply into your face!
You nimbly sidestep an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge a giant lobster's bite.
You parry a giant lobster's bite.
You parry a giant lobster's bite.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
Your wrath EVISCERATES a giant lobster!
Your wrath devastates a giant lobster!
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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A giant lobster tries to pinch you between his mandibles.
A giant lobster's pinching mandibles scratches you.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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One of the Sultan's patrolmen has arrived.
One of the Sultan's patrolmen has arrived.
You dimly note through your hazy senses that you are being attacked.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

0(0%) 0(0%) 0(0%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 4:00 civilized 
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You parry a giant lobster's bite.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
You stop Charine's flaming bite just before it reaches you.
Your wrath MUTILATES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster dodges your wrath.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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Charine entangles your feet and sends you to the ground!
Charine's lash scratches you.
A giant lobster is convulsing on the ground.

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disembow

One of the Sultan's patrolmen leaves west.
One of the Sultan's patrolmen leaves west.
You dimly note through your hazy senses that you are being attacked.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A giant lobster's bite scratches you.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
A pillar of flame erupts from a whip of golden-red flames, wrapping around your flesh and charring it!
Charine's pillar of fire scratches you.
Your wrath EVISCERATES a giant lobster!
A giant lobster is DEAD!!
MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!!!
An ice elemental yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Homard!'
An ice elemental dodges your wrath.
An ice elemental is in perfect health.

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You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
The Nightwalker's claw scratches you.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
You dodge an ice elemental's frigid chop.
Charine's flaming bite scratches you.
You parry Charine's flaming bite.
Your wrath MANGLES an ice elemental!
Your wrath MASSACRES an ice elemental!
Your wrath MANGLES an ice elemental!
An ice elemental has some small but disgusting cuts.

0(0%) 0(0%) 0(0%) 24350tnl (-26.49%) 4:00 civilized An ice elemental is in no condition to be disemboweled.
An ice elemental has some small but disgusting cuts.

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flee

***And I GTFO