Okay, I'm bored

<683hp 325m 432mv>
Basement

This room is a large mess. There are sun-
flower seed shells all over the floor, when
visible through the coke-can rug. A large 
rectangular box sits at the north-east corner
of the room, and a glowing square-like box
sits at at the extreme northeast corner of 
the room. Some sound seems to come out of 
the two large black boxes on both sides of the
glowing square, but it may just be your 
imagination. Up is the stairs, and south is
a hallway.

Exits: Up South

(Humming) A computer rests here.
(Glowing) A large monitor rests here.
(Panting) Old Barney is here

<683hp 325m 432mv>l monitor
This monitor seems to wear a deadly glow.
It has many pictures on it, obviously from
another dimension.

<683hp 325m 432mv>l barney
A large white and brown dog sits here. He 
has a blue collar. He seems to be blowing
bubbles for his entertainment

Barney is in perfect health.
Barney is wearing:
blue collar of instadeath
bubble-soap stick thingy

<683hp 325m 432mv>
Whiskers has arrived.
<683hp 325m 432mv>l whiskers
Whisky, the cat, is sitting here. A sleek, 
black agile creature with deathly claws greets
you with his good eye. 

Whisky is in perfect health.
Whisky is wearing:
Two white patches
(Glowing) (Deathly) Claws

<683hp 325m 432mv>request claws whiskers
Whiskers says, "I'm not going to give you 
anything!
You yell, "Help, my cat is trying to rip out
my windpipe with his claws!"

Whisker's throat-leap MUTILATES you!
Whisker's claw to the leg MASSACRES you!
Whisker's claw to the face MANGLES you!
Whisker's claw to the foot maims you.
Your punch mauls whiskers.

<462hp 325m 432mv>

Whisker's claw to the foot MUTILATES you!
Whisker's claw to the face EVISCERATES you!
Whisker's claw to the foot misses you.
Wisker's jugglar-vein-slice MANGLES you!
Whisker's bite grazes you.
**My cat bites like a sissy**
Barney growls, barks, and attacks!
Barney's paw-swipe MANGLES Whiskers!
Barney's bite >>AHHNILIATES<< Whiskers!
Whiskers has fled!

<375hp 325m 432mv>

Barney sniffs the ground for scent
Barney leaves up.
Whiskers yells, "Help! Barney is mauling me!"

<375hp 325m 432mv>snicker
You snicker evilly.

<375hp 325m 432mv>u
The stairs

Obviously getting closer towards living 
quarters of other household beasts, the stairs
gradually get cleaner on the way up. 

Exits: Up Down

(Hissing) Whiskers is here.
(Growling) Barney is here.

<375hp 325m 432mv>
Barney's bite does UNSPEAKABLE things to 
Whiskers!
Whiskers is DEAD!!
Whisker's bad eye pops out of his socket.

<375hp 325m 432mv>pet barney
You pet "b."

<375hp 325m 432mv>l i corpse
The corpse of Whisker's contains:
Two white patches
(Glowing) (Deathly) Claws

<375hp 325m 432mv>g claws corpse
You get Claws from the corpse of Whiskers.

<375hp 325m 432mv>c id claws
Short: Claws 
Names: claws
Type: weapon Class: Dagger
Flags: nodrop vampiric glowing deathly
From: Whiskers in basement
Weight: 21, Value: 125000, Level: 23
Material: bone
Damage: 20d2 (avg 30)
Affect: damage roll 15
Affect: strength -1
Affect: hp 5

<402hp 350m 432mv>g patches corpse
You get two white patches from the corpse of
Whiskers.

<402hp 350m 432mv>c id patches
Short: two white patches
Names: fur white two patches whiskers
Type: armor, Wear: body
Flags: magic 
From: Whiskers from basement (LIMITED)
Weight: 13, Value: 120000, Level: 23
Material: fur
Armor: 5 5 5 5
Affect: save vs spell -10
Affect: damage roll -2
Affect: armor class -5
Affect: hp 65
Affect: constitution -1
Affect: hit roll 4