You gotta be fuck kidding me. Dwarf mace spec parries like a fucking hasted sword spec and apparently my dodge/parry is really -102030994949449494949%
PROTECTED civilized <770hp 310m 593mv 10455tnl (16.23%)> You lunge for a shimmering ornate silver scepter!
You try to grapple Golmuf's a shimmering ornate silver scepter with your teeth, but you fail miserably!
Your grappling mauls you.
PROTECTED civilized <742hp 310m 593mv 10455tnl (16.23%)>
Golmuf's divine power maims you!
Golmuf's divine power maims you!
Your wrath MUTILATES Golmuf!
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Golmuf!
Golmuf has some small but disgusting cuts.
PROTECTED civilized <633hp 310m 593mv 10455tnl (16.23%)>
Golmuf brings a shimmering ornate silver scepter around with bone-shattering force!
Golmuf's bone-shattering blow EVISCERATES you!
Golmuf has some small but disgusting cuts.
PROTECTED civilized <562hp 310m 593mv 10455tnl (16.23%)> grapplew golmuf
Golmuf's divine power maims you!
You parry Golmuf's divine power.
You parry Golmuf's divine power.
You parry Golmuf's divine power.
You parry Golmuf's divine power.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Your wrath EVISCERATES Golmuf!
Golmuf has some small but disgusting cuts.
PROTECTED civilized <522hp 310m 593mv 10455tnl (16.23%)> You lunge for a shimmering ornate silver scepter!
You grapple a shimmering ornate silver scepter with your teeth and yank it from Golmuf's grasp!
Your grappling wounds you.
You have become better at grapple weapon (81%)!
You are unable to find an opening to savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
Golmuf has some small but disgusting cuts.
PROTECTED civilized <499hp 310m 593mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
You parry Golmuf's punch.
You parry Golmuf's divine power.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Golmuf!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <499hp 310m 593mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
Golmuf wields a blacksmith's forge hammer.
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <499hp 310m 593mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
Golmuf stops using a shimmering ornate silver scepter.
Golmuf dual wields a blacksmith's forge hammer.
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <499hp 310m 593mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
Golmuf's crush maims you!
Golmuf's crush maims you!
Golmuf's crush devastates you!
Your wrath EVISCERATES Golmuf!
Your wrath MASSACRES Golmuf!
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <354hp 310m 593mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
Golmuf drums at you with his maces.
Golmuf's drumming maces MUTILATES you!
Trading Post
[Exits: south up]
A crude map of a large forest rests on the ground.
You flee from combat!
PROTECTED civilized <308hp 310m 592mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <308hp 310m 592mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> s
Trade Road
He runs to eastern I chase him out then back into galadon.
Golmuf is here.
PROTECTED civilized <770hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> grapplew gol
You lunge for a blacksmith's forge hammer!
You grapple a blacksmith's forge hammer with your teeth and yank it from Golmuf's grasp!
Your grappling wounds you.
Closing in, you savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip the flesh of Golmuf.
Your savage feeding MANGLES Golmuf!
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <743hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
Golmuf's punch maims you!
Golmuf's crush EVISCERATES you!
Golmuf's punch mauls you.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
Golmuf has fled!
Golmuf leaves north.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> where
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Small Courtyard
(PK) Gorbu Trade Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
n
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 565mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> n
Dark Alley
[Exits: north east south west]
A small puppy is here, crying for attention.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 563mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> n
n
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 563mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
Dark Alley
[Exits: north east south west]
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 561mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> where
Dark Alley
[Exits: north east south]
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
An important looking merchant is riding through here in a shiny carriage.
A cat is sneaking through the shadows here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 559mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> Holy Road
[Exits: north east south west]
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Inside the Stables
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> where
bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Small Courtyard
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> where
bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf A Small Courtyard
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
n
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 557mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> Small Courtyard
[Exits: north east south]
Golmuf is here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 555mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
Golmuf leaves south.
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 555mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
s
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 555mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
Holy Road
[Exits: north east south west]
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 553mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> where
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 553mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Dark Alley
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 553mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> Golmuf has arrived.
You are unable to find an opening to savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
You slam into Golmuf, and send him flying!
Your bash wounds Golmuf.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Golmuf while he's down!
Your vicious attack injures Golmuf.
Golmuf yells 'Help! Gorbu is bashing me!'
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <617hp 310m 553mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> s
s
The sky is getting cloudy.
Your warcry has worn off.
Golmuf is covered with bleeding wounds.
PROTECTED civilized <643hp 310m 596mv 10445tnl (16.31%)>
You parry Golmuf's crush.
You absorb the force of Golmuf's smash with midnight dragon boots.
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Golmuf!
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <643hp 310m 596mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> bash gol
Golmuf's crush maims you!
Golmuf's smash decimates you!
Golmuf's smash maims you!
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <480hp 310m 596mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> No way! You are still fighting!
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <480hp 310m 596mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> No way! You are still fighting!
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <480hp 310m 596mv 10445tnl (16.31%)> You are unable to find an opening to savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
Jumping to one side of Golmuf, you run into him and bowl him over!
Your bash hits Golmuf.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Golmuf while he's down!
Your vicious attack injures Golmuf.
You have become better at cheap shot (96%)!
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <480hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
You parry Golmuf's crush.
You dodge Golmuf's smash.
Golmuf's smash EVISCERATES you!
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Your wrath MUTILATES Golmuf!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <424hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush EVISCERATES you!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <372hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You are unable to find an opening to savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
You slam into Golmuf, and send him flying!
Your bash scratches Golmuf.
You can't find the opening you need to kick Golmuf while he's down.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <372hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> berserk
You parry Golmuf's crush.
You parry Golmuf's smash.
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Golmuf!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf is gushing blood.
PROTECTED civilized <372hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush DISMEMBERS you!
Golmuf's smash maims you!
Golmuf's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf's crush EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Golmuf!
Golmuf is writhing in agony.
PROTECTED civilized <118hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
The fog lifts from your mind, and your memory returns to normal.
Golmuf is writhing in agony.
PROTECTED civilized <142hp 310m 596mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You explode into a berserker's rage!
Golmuf is writhing in agony.
PROTECTED civilized <212hp 280m 546mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
You dodge Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf's smash MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Your wrath MASSACRES Golmuf!
Golmuf is writhing in agony.
PROTECTED civilized <161hp 280m 546mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> fle
drink oily
drink oily
drink oily
drink oily
drop oily
Golmuf drums at you with his maces.
Golmuf's drumming maces maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf gets in one more shot as you flee.
Golmuf's parting blow MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Small Courtyard
[Exits: north east south]
You flee from combat!
PROTECTED civilized <69hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You aren't fighting anyone.
PROTECTED civilized <69hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
PROTECTED civilized <139hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.
PROTECTED civilized <209hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
PROTECTED civilized <279hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
It is now empty.
PROTECTED civilized <349hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drop an oily black wineskin.
PROTECTED civilized <349hp 280m 544mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> s
bash gol
Holy Road
[Exits: north east south west]
Golmuf is here.
PROTECTED civilized <349hp 280m 542mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> Closing in, you savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip the flesh of Golmuf.
Your savage feeding MASSACRES Golmuf!
You slam into Golmuf, and send him flying!
Your bash wounds Golmuf.
You can't find the opening you need to kick Golmuf while he's down.
Golmuf yells 'Help! Gorbu is bashing me!'
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <349hp 280m 542mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush maims you!
Golmuf's smash MUTILATES you!
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf's crush devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <177hp 280m 542mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Golmuf's crush devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Holy Road
[Exits: north east west]
The Enforcer of Galadon is looking for the Slayer.
A stalwart peacekeeper garbed in ivory and gold regalia stands watch.
You flee from combat!
PROTECTED civilized <124hp 280m 540mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <124hp 280m 540mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> n
The Temple of Galadon
[Exits: north [east] south [west]]
PROTECTED civilized <124hp 280m 539mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> n
The Courtyard
[Exits: north south]
PROTECTED civilized <124hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> g oily bag
drink oily
drink oily
drink oily
drink oily
drop oily
An oily black wineskin: you can't carry that many items.
PROTECTED civilized <124hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.
PROTECTED civilized <194hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
PROTECTED civilized <264hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
PROTECTED civilized <334hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drink elf blood from an oily black wineskin.
You are full.
You do not feel thirsty.
It is now empty.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> You drop an oily black wineskin.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 537mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> s
s
The Temple of Galadon
[Exits: north [east] south [west]]
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 535mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Holy Road
[Exits: north east west]
The Enforcer of Galadon is looking for the Slayer.
A stalwart peacekeeper garbed in ivory and gold regalia stands watch.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 534mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
e
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 534mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Trade Road
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 534mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> Holy Road
[Exits: north east south west]
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 532mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 532mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> People near you:
(PK) Golmuf High Road
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 532mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
Holy Road
[Exits: north east west]
The Enforcer of Galadon is looking for the Slayer.
A stalwart peacekeeper garbed in ivory and gold regalia stands watch.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 530mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
w
w
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf High Road
(PK) Gorbu Holy Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 530mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
Holy Road
[Exits: north east south west]
A halberdier is here, watching the forests for any movement.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 528mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
Park Road
[Exits: north east south]
A cityguard is strolling through here, keeping the peace.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 526mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> Alas, you cannot go that way.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 526mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> s
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Park Road
(PK) Gorbu Park Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 526mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
Park Road
[Exits: north east west]
A peacekeeper garbed in pristine regalia stands guard at the city gate.
A peacekeeper garbed in pristine regalia stands guard at the city gate.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 524mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
where
Park Road
[Exits: east west]
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 522mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Park Road
[Exits: east south west]
A citizen of Galadon hurries through here.
A man sits here begging for any change you might have.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 520mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Park Road
(PK) Gorbu Park Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 520mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 520mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf Temple Square
(PK) Gorbu Park Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 520mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 520mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Park Road
[Exits: north east south west]
A small puppy is here, crying for attention.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 518mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> w
bash gol
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 518mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> where
Park Road
[Exits: north east]
A discarded stick is here.
An important looking merchant is riding through here in a shiny carriage.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 516mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> e
They aren't here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 516mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> s
w
People near you:
(PK) Golmuf At the Altar
(PK) Gorbu Park Road
Relynar The Sanctuary
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 516mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> s
Park Road
[Exits: north east south west]
A small puppy is here, crying for attention.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 514mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Temple Square
[Exits: north east south west]
A pair of blue sleeves marked with white circles lies here.
(Glowing) A silvery ring glints at you.
(Glowing) A brass lantern with a hood to keep the wind out lies here.
A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
A plain steel sword lies here.
A large white fountain gushes forth here.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 512mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> The Temple of the Sun
[Exits: east south]
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 511mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> At the Altar
[Exits: north east south west]
A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
Golmuf is here.
(White Aura) The healer is here, healing the needy.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 510mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> Closing in, you savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip the flesh of Golmuf.
Your savage feeding MASSACRES Golmuf!
Rushing towards Golmuf, you run into him and send him flying!
Your bash hits Golmuf.
You can't find the opening you need to kick Golmuf while he's down.
Golmuf yells 'Help! Gorbu is bashing me!'
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <404hp 280m 510mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush MUTILATES you!
You parry Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <341hp 280m 510mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Autosaving.
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <372hp 284m 565mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush EVISCERATES you!
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Your wrath MANGLES Golmuf!
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <315hp 284m 565mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf gives the healer some coins.
The healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Golmuf.
A soft golden light shines from Golmuf's wounds.
You are unable to find an opening to savage Golmuf's face with your teeth!
Rushing towards Golmuf, you run into him and send him flying!
Your bash scratches Golmuf.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Golmuf while he's down!
Your vicious attack mauls Golmuf.
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <315hp 284m 565mv 10395tnl (16.71%)>
Golmuf's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You parry Golmuf's smash.
You dodge Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf's smash EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf parries your wrath.
Golmuf dodges your wrath.
Golmuf is convulsing on the ground.
PROTECTED civilized <191hp 284m 565mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> bash gol
Golmuf's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf's smash devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Golmuf's crush.
Golmuf's smash EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Golmuf's crush EVISCERATES you!
You have been KILLED!!
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
civilized <1hp 1m 565mv 10395tnl (16.71%)> Better stand first. |
