One of the stupidest things of CF.

LogFiend
March 29, 2012 08:16AM
PROTECTED civilized <73%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
Dijur tells you 'Dijur has judged you guilty of attempted murder in the city of Voralian. Your sentence is death.'

PROTECTED civilized <73%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
Dijur has made you WANTED for murder in a protected city!!!
PROTECTED civilized <73%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 

***This is the worst when the lawman in question was not even in the city when anything happened**
***But you get warrented for passed on information.....***

A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz decimates you!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz decimates you!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
You parry a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
You parry a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz decimates you!
Using a steel-tipped pike, a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz disarms you and sends a notched axe with a wicked blade flying!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz is in perfect health.

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
flee
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz says 'Good riddance.'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz says 'Good riddance.'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz says 'Good riddance.'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz says 'Good riddance.'
Western Al Abbas 
 
[Exits: north east west]
A soldier of the Sultan's army stands here, on guard duty.
A dirty seagull hops through the crowd searching for scraps of food.
A sailor wanders through the crowds.
A man lies here in squalor, begging for food.
Tied to a hitch, a camel stands here, spitting into the crowd.
You flee from combat!

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 100%m 99%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
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Western Al Abbas 
 
[Exits: east west]
     A vest of padded armor lies unused here.
A nomad trader walks the city streets.

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Rokio                        Western Al Abbas
  Zyrhieth                     Abdul's Armory
  Dearon                       The High Altar of the Great Temple

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a ring set with a flaming red ruby
<worn around neck>  an iron-studded collar
<worn around neck>  an iron-studded collar
<worn on body>      a spiked blackened breastplate
<worn on head>      a storm giant skull
<worn on face>      a bone mask
<worn on legs>      serpent-scale leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of steel chain boots
<worn on hands>     some studded leather work gloves
<worn on arms>      some armguards with a red dragon imprint
<worn about body>   (Glowing) a shaman's robe
<worn about waist>  a wide bronze belt
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  ---
<offhand wielded>   (Humming) a spider-hilted steel sword

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
c invis
You lost your concentration.
***LOST CONCENTRATION DUMMY***

PROTECTED civilized <46%hp 99%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
Zyrhieth tells you 'I thought you had agreed to give me a spare weapon.'

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
tell Dijur You stupid bitch.

Zyrhieth has arrived.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> You tell Dijur 'You stupid bitch.'

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
Zyrhieth leaves west.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
where
People near you:
(PK) Rokio                        Western Al Abbas
  Zyrhieth                     Western Al Abbas
  Dearon                       The High Altar of the Great Temple

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
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Western Al Abbas 
  In the shadow of the Sultan's Grand Palace, the cultivated lawns to the 
north of the road serve as a bold contrast to the pale stone road beneath you.
To the south regal buildings housing the nobles, diplomats and heads of state 
emerge from well-groomed gardens with delicate fountains and shaded gazeboes.
Well-armed guards keep the street traffic from passing through the iron fences
that separate the merchants and travelers from the life of pomp and wealth.
 
[Exits: east west]
     A vest of padded armor lies unused here.
A nomad trader walks the city streets.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
w
Western Al Abbas 
 
[Exits: north east west]
A soldier of the Sultan's army stands here, on guard duty.
A dirty seagull hops through the crowd searching for scraps of food.
A sailor wanders through the crowds.
A man lies here in squalor, begging for food.
Tied to a hitch, a camel stands here, spitting into the crowd.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 99%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
w
Inside the Bahiyaa Gate 
 
[Exits: [north] east south [west]]
     (Humming) Resting on the ground is a massive axe with a notched blade.
Zyrhieth is here.
An alley cat sits here watching you.
A guard stands here, watching the gate.
A guard stands here, watching the gate.
A guard stands here, watching the gate.
A guard stands here, watching the gate.
A brightly-dressed man with a broad smile is here talking.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
g all
You get a notched axe with a wicked blade.

PROTECTED civilized <50%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
flee
You aren't fighting anyone.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz yells 'The criminal Rokio is here at Inside the Bahiyaa Gate!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz is in perfect health.

PROTECTED civilized <20%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
s
No way!  You are still fighting!
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz is in perfect health.

PROTECTED civilized <20%hp 100%m 98%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
flee
flee

The rain ceases.
You are hungry.
You parry a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash.
You drive a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash back with your connecting blow.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash.
You parry a gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash.
A gate guard of Hamsah Mu'tazz's slash mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
The city guards swarm around you and drag you off to the dungeons.
Cell 
 
[Exits: [south]]
You feel a moment of doubt as you remove a pale white skull ring.
The runes upon a charred leather bracer shimmer briefly.
The runes upon a charred leather bracer shimmer briefly.
Your back relaxes and for a moment you feel vulnerable.
The guards gather your belongings for safe keeping.
The guards bind your hands with manacles.

As the guards leave, the cell door locks shut with a loud click.

PROTECTED civilized <12%hp 108%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> You aren't fighting anyone.

PROTECTED civilized <12%hp 108%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> You aren't fighting anyone.

PROTECTED civilized <12%hp 108%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    ---
<worn on finger>    ---
<worn around neck>  ---
<worn around neck>  ---
<worn on body>      ---
<worn on head>      ---
<worn on face>      ---
<worn on legs>      ---
<worn on feet>      ---
<worn on hands>     ---
<worn on arms>      ---
<worn about body>   ---
<worn about waist>  ---
<worn around wrist> ---
<worn around wrist> ---
<mainhand wielded>  ---
<worn as shield>    ---

PROTECTED civilized <12%hp 108%m 100%mv 11359tnl (22.83%)> 
i
You are carrying:
     Nothing.


**That shit is sooo gay I hate it.***
Subject Author Views Posted

One of the stupidest things of CF.

LogFiend 644 March 29, 2012 08:16AM

So wait.

Gaplemo 251 March 29, 2012 02:12PM

Hahaha, this one was really funny. n/t

jalim 181 March 29, 2012 01:20PM

+1 (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) 159 March 30, 2012 01:30AM

lol.

K-B 210 March 29, 2012 12:51PM

Err, that's the tribs job. Hear of a crime when you're online when you weren't in the city, investigate it, get "enough" proof, warrant.

deriveh 217 March 29, 2012 10:37AM

Maybe next time you'll remember to put on wimpy 50% first~ (n/t)

vortexmagus 158 March 29, 2012 08:57AM

You risked going to jail for a notched axe? (n/t)

Matrik 140 March 29, 2012 08:21AM

You deserve it. Seriously. NT

Sam 158 March 29, 2012 08:20AM