Re: CF Memes

LogFiend
October 16, 2012 02:40PM
ROBO OPERATION VILLAGER ELIMINATION

ROBO CREATION LOG

ROBO MONTH OF THE FROST GIANT

IT IS TIME WE CREATE ANOTHER ROBOT.  WE CALL THIS ONE BLIP.  THIS ONE WILL SERVE THE PURPOSE OF ENTERING THE SOON TO BE ROBO-WORLD OF THERA.  WE WILL PROGRAM HIM TO WALK LIKE ONE OF THERA’S CLOUD GIANTS BUT HE WILL ACTUALLY BE A ROBOT.  HE HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED TO LEARN HIS ROBOBILITIES UNTIL ABLE TO VENTURE WITH HIS ROBO-BROTHER BLOP TO THE VILLAGE TO ENGAGE IN OPERATION VILLAGER ELIMINATION.

THE TWO ROBOBOTS HAVE BEEN NAMED BLIP AND BLOP AS TO DISTINGUISH THAT THEY ARE PROGRAMMED SIMILARLY.  THEY WERE BOTH BUILT FROM THE SAME RECYCLED HUMAN MATTER WHICH HAS BEEN POLARIZED, SMELTED, AND CARBONIZED TO MAKE A LIGHT WEIGHT YET DURABLE METAL THAT WILL SUFFICE GREATLY IN ABSORBING PHYSICAL DAMAGE SUCH AS THE CLOUD GIANTS OF SOON TO BE ROBO-THERA DO.  THEY HAVE ALSO BEEN PAINTED ACCORDINGLY.

BLIP AND BLOP HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO FIND MATERIALS IN NATURE WITH WHICH THEY CAN MODIFY TO SUIT THEIR ROBO BODIES.  THIS IS THEIR ABILITY TO MODIFY ARMOR.  A PRIMARY METHOD OF VILLAGER ELIMINATION WILL BE USING THE FORCE AND MOMENTUM DRIVERS BUILT INTO BLIP AND BLOP SO THAT THEY MAY EFFICIENTLY SLAM THEIR ROBO BODIES INTO VILLAGERS TO DISABLE THE VILLAGER FROM MOVING.

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Bleep the cloud giant is here.
Simon the veteran eyes you warily.
Simon the veteran sizes you up as you enter.
Simon the veteran says 'Hey there, young'un. Mind doin'a favor for me?'
Simon the veteran says 'Well, more of a job, really, since I'd pay yeh fer doin' it.'
Simon the veteran says 'Are yeh interested?'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 95%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'BEEP
You say 'BEEP'
Simon the veteran cups one hand to his ear.
Simon the veteran says 'What's that, young'un? I'm a mite deaf, so you'll hafta speak up.'
Simon the veteran says 'If yer interested, jus' say Yes, and if not, say No.'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 95%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep leaves down.
You follow Bleep down.
Simon the veteran mutters to himself as you leave.
Simon the veteran says, 'Kids today. Got no respect, and no gumption. Why in my day...'
Simon the veteran continues to mutter until you are out of earshot.
A Strange Intersection
  The walls of this room are carved into the granite bedrock.  Pieces of 
rubble and refuse lie around the floor.  A human skeleton lies picked 
clean in the southwest corner.  Passages lead to the north and east with
the ladder returning upwards.  You hear growling sounds coming from both
passages.
 
[Exits: north east up]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says '*BEEP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep leaves east.
You follow Bleep east.
A Damp Passageway
  A musky slime coats the walls of this passageway filling the air with
a foul scent.  The walls and floor are damp to the touch and the trickle of
water can be heard in the distance.  The passage continues to the west
and south.
 
[Exits: south west]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.
A rabid beast is here foaming at the mouth.
A rabid beast is here foaming at the mouth.
You parry the rabid beast's bite.
The rabid beast's bite scratches Bleep.
The rabid beast's bite misses Bleep.
The rabid beast tries to disarm Bleep, but fails.
The rabid beast is in perfect health.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'*BEEP BOP*
You say '*BEEP BOP*'
The rabid beast is in perfect health.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
You parry the rabid beast's bite.
The rabid beast's bite grazes Bleep.
Your slash hits the rabid beast.
Bleep's pound grazes the rabid beast.
The rabid beast has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep disappears in a mushroom cloud.
The rabid beast has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
The rabid beast's bite grazes you.
Your slash hits the rabid beast.
The rabid beast is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <93%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
The rabid beast's bite misses you.
You parry the rabid beast's bite.
Your slash hits the rabid beast.
The rabid beast is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <93%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
The rabid beast's bite misses you.
Your slash injures the rabid beast.
The rabid beast is gushing blood.

civilized <93%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
An Immortal has transferred you.
The Realm of the Dead
  You are standing on an immense, gray stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions.  Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
 
[Exits: none]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.

civilized <93%hp 100%m 94%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says 'BEEP BLEENK BOOP BOP BLEEP *WHRRRRRRR*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
An Immortal says 'Yeah, I really don't have time to deal with this today.'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
BEEP BIP BOOP BOP BLEEP *WHRRRRRRR*
Huh?

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> Bleep says 'BEEP.'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'*BEEP*
You say '*BEEP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says 'BOP.'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'BEEP BIP BOOP BOP BLEEP *WHRRRRRRR*
You say 'BEEP BIP BOOP BOP BLEEP *WHRRRRRRR*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L ALL
You look north: The hard floor seems to go on forever.
You look south: The hard floor seems to go on forever.
You look east: The hard floor seems to go on forever.
You look west: The hard floor seems to go on forever.
You look up: Nothing special there.
You look down: Nothing special there.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
SCAN ALL
You scan north.
You scan south.
You scan east.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L

An Immortal says 'I'll take that as a "Yes, I understand I'm breaking the rules".'
The Realm of the Dead
  You are standing on an immense, gray stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions.  Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
 
[Exits: none]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says '*BOP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'*BEEP BEEP*
You say '*BEEP BEEP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L IMMORTAL
You do not see that here.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L
The Realm of the Dead
  You are standing on an immense, gray stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions.  Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
 
[Exits: none]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L BLEEP
WITH LIMBS THAT LOOK SOLDERED TOGETHER, THIS CLOUD GIANT PEERS INTENTLY AND
PERMANENTLY.  A FAINT HUM CAN BE HEARD EMITTING FROM THE GIANT. THE SKIN IS 
A PSUEDO LIGHT BLUE WHICH LOOKS AS THOUGH IT HAS BEEN GRAYSCALED WITH PAINT.
THE BODY IS BARREN OF SCARS OR SCRAPES AND THE BACK OF ITS NECK HAS AN
ARITIFICIAL IMPRINT OF THE WORD "BLEEP."
Bleep, a male cloud giant, is in perfect health.

Bleep is using:
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn on body>      a fine leather vest
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on legs>      a pair of fine leather leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      a pair of fine leather sleeves
<worn about body>   a fine leather cape
<worn about waist>  a fine leather belt
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Glowing) an expertly balanced practice axe
<held in hand>      (Glowing) a long burning torch

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep looks at you.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
SC
Bleenk the Trapper
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Level    : 4            Sex      : male         Race     : cloud       
Ethos    : Orderly      Align    : Neutral      Class    : ranger      
Practices: 9            Trains   : 0            Hometown : Galadon
Exp      : 12671        To Level : 969          Sphere   : No sphere chosen
Age      : young, 125 years old (0 hours)
Hit Point: 100%         Mana     : 100%         Move     : 100%
Str      : strong       19(20)     Int      : average      16(16)
Wis      : wise         17(17)     Dex      : average      16(16)
Con      : hearty       22(22)     Chr      : average      15(16)
Carry #  :  17/34       Weight   : 60 lb 9 oz (Max 260 lbs)
Gold     : 0            Silver   : 16           Copper   : 832         
Wimpy    : 0 %          Morale   : Secure       Position : Standing
AC pierce : Defenseless              AC bash   : Defenseless              
AC slash  : Defenseless              AC magic  : Defenseless              
AC element: Defenseless              
vs Spell : Barely protected    vs Paralysis: Barely protected    
vs Breath: Barely protected    vs Mental:    Not protected       
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Summon     : You can only be summoned by players within PK range.
Corpseguard: You attempt to guard corpses from lower level looters.
Rescue     : You allow others to rescue you.
Give       : You allow things to be given to you.
Trust      : You trust no one with questionable spells/supplications.
Follow     : You accept followers.
You feel full.
Your expertise is in the savage style.
Your home terrain is the mountaineer terrain.
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You are affected by:

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
EQ
You are using:
<worn on finger>    ---
<worn on finger>    ---
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn on body>      a fine leather vest
<worn on head>      a fine leather hat
<worn on face>      ---
<worn on legs>      a pair of fine leather leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of fine leather boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of fine leather gloves
<worn on arms>      a pair of fine leather sleeves
<worn about body>   a fine leather cape
<worn about waist>  a fine leather belt
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a fine leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Glowing) an expertly balanced practice sword
<worn as shield>    a practice shield

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says '*BEEP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
'*WHRRRR*
You say '*WHRRRR*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
L
The Realm of the Dead
  You are standing on an immense, gray stone floor that stretches as far as you
can see in all directions.  Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
tear savagely at your fragile body.
 
[Exits: none]
Bleep the cloud giant is here.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
An Immortal says 'Anything else to say for yourself?'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
Bleep says '*BEEP BEEP*'

civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> civilized <100%hp 100%m 100%mv 969tnl (72.47%)> 
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Subject Author Views Posted

Re: CF Memes

LogFiend 508 October 16, 2012 02:40PM

This is old isn't it? Repost? (n/t)

Frosty 91 October 17, 2012 07:36AM

At the very least it is older than the changes to the default prompt. (n/t)

Matrik 75 October 17, 2012 07:37AM

Sorry, but they didn't fight the genre.

DurNominator(VIP) 169 October 17, 2012 12:10AM

Hahaha, I woulda had some fun with that. :D

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid 151 October 16, 2012 09:33PM

That's easy to say..

Java 177 October 17, 2012 12:59AM

Huh. These characters were made deliberately to annoy the imm staff? n/t

Stevers 92 October 17, 2012 04:23AM

This

Splntrd 152 October 17, 2012 06:17AM

Only if the robots levelled above 10 would it be a problem, seriously. (n/t)

Scrimbul 84 October 17, 2012 07:05AM

Let me ask you: When would they have stopped?

Java 116 October 17, 2012 12:21PM

Huh. I found the weakness in your argument: you decided to type your thoughts into a post.

Stevers 98 October 17, 2012 07:20PM

When the Imms asked you about the name Pele...

Java 113 October 17, 2012 11:07PM

The Imm managed to understand the BEEPing and BOOPing correctly, though.

DurNominator(VIP) 104 October 18, 2012 12:25AM

This logic is not consistent with anything observable in reality.

RobDarken 112 October 17, 2012 11:08PM

Seriously?

Java 103 October 17, 2012 11:36PM

To be honest..

istirith 78 October 19, 2012 02:23AM

Backpedaling much?

RobDarken 107 October 17, 2012 11:51PM

In this case, they aren't.

Java 93 October 17, 2012 11:57PM

Re: In this case, they aren't.

RobDarken 84 October 18, 2012 12:17AM

You're a fucking moron. This isn't war. This is an online text-based game.

Java 94 October 18, 2012 12:27AM

Refusing to be reasonable doesn't make you right.

RobDarken 95 October 18, 2012 12:35AM

Morality is relative. Cheating isn't.

Java 85 October 18, 2012 12:38AM

Yep, but the impact of the objective cheating is yet to be demonstrated.

RobDarken 95 October 18, 2012 12:46AM

You go to war because it benefits your country in some way.

Java 88 October 18, 2012 01:46AM

No, YOU (as in you, Java) go to war because you're a selfish douche who craves praise from people

Stevers 79 October 18, 2012 06:13AM

I'm not attempting to annoy you. I am arguing against your absolutist stance on this and what I think is an intense over reaction, because it's silly.

RobDarken 110 October 18, 2012 01:56AM

Let me sum this up since you don't seem interested in a real discussion/want to consider evaluating the stances that lead to your position: I think you're over reacting. (n/t)

RobDarken 77 October 18, 2012 12:51AM

God forbid we give the humans behind the screen something to laugh at.

Matrik 106 October 17, 2012 12:53PM

Except you aren't giving them the option to be entertained.

Java 117 October 17, 2012 01:02PM

Sure is a lot of speculation on your part stated as fact. Not saying your wrong, just sayin. (n/t)

Jib 89 October 17, 2012 01:14PM

Speculation is fact. nt

tesline 76 October 17, 2012 03:15PM

I didn't take you for the kind of guy n/t

Stevers 70 October 17, 2012 07:24PM

Morons... (n/t)

deriveh 92 October 16, 2012 07:34PM

Except it was funny. NT

Batman 98 October 17, 2012 12:39AM