Good ol' SMUG

December 26, 2012 07:38PM
<100%hp 100%m 91%mv> s
On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south]
(WANTED) Lloyd is here.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
Lloyd trips you and you go down!
Lloyd's trip scratches you.
You yell 'Help! Lloyd just tripped me!'
Lloyd is in perfect health.

<99%hp 100%m 91%mv>
Lloyd dodges your shocking bite.
Lloyd dodges your shocking bite.
Lloyd's cleave MUTILATES you!
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
Lloyd's cleave MUTILATES you!
Lloyd is in perfect health.

<80%hp 100%m 91%mv>
Lloyd dodges your shocking bite.
Lloyd dodges your slash.
Lloyd dodges your shocking bite.
Lloyd dodges your slash.
Lloyd's cleave decimates you!
Lloyd's cleave maims you!
Lloyd is in perfect health.

<65%hp 100%m 91%mv> dis

Lloyd attempts to break your weapon, but it is unaffected.
Lloyd is in perfect health.

<65%hp 100%m 91%mv> You disarm Lloyd!
You have become better at disarm!
Lloyd is in perfect health.

<65%hp 100%m 91%mv>
Your shocking bite MUTILATES Lloyd!
Lloyd dodges your slash.
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
You parry Lloyd's punch.
Lloyd's punch wounds you.
Lloyd has some small but disgusting cuts.

<61%hp 100%m 91%mv> ber
g 1.

Your shocking bite EVISCERATES Lloyd!
Lloyd dodges your slash.
Lloyd dodges your shocking bite.
You parry Lloyd's punch.
Lloyd is covered with bleeding wounds.

<61%hp 100%m 91%mv>
Lloyd gets an etched mithril axe.
Lloyd is covered with bleeding wounds.

<61%hp 100%m 91%mv> Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Lloyd wields an etched mithril axe.
Lloyd is covered with bleeding wounds.

<73%hp 88%m 80%mv>
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
Your slash DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
Lloyd's cleave devastates you!
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
Lloyd's cleave devastates you!
Lloyd is gushing blood.

<59%hp 88%m 80%mv>
Lloyd whirls an etched mithril axe impressively, but fails to hit you.
Lloyd's whirling axe misses you.
Lloyd is gushing blood.

<59%hp 88%m 80%mv> bash
I see no 1. here.
Lloyd parries your shocking bite.
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
Lloyd is gushing blood.

<59%hp 88%m 80%mv> You slam into Lloyd, and send him flying!
Your bash injures Lloyd.
Lloyd is gushing blood.

<59%hp 88%m 80%mv>
Your shocking bite EVISCERATES Lloyd!
Your slash DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
Your shocking bite DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
Lloyd's cleave mauls you.
Lloyd is convulsing on the ground.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv>
Lloyd parries your shocking bite.
Lloyd dodges your slash.
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
You parry Lloyd's cleave.
Lloyd is convulsing on the ground.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv>
You get in one more shot on Lloyd as he flees.
Your parting blow DISMEMBERS Lloyd!
Lloyd is DEAD!!
Lloyd's ear is sliced from his dead body.
Lloyd has fled!

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv> g all corpse
You get the girdle of rats from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a brass collar from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a brass collar from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a charred leather bracer from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a pair of armguards from the snow worm from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get an amethyst ring from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get an amethyst ring from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a charred leather bracer from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get an etched mithril axe from the corpse of Lloyd.
You get a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt from the corpse of Lloyd.
A small dried yellow flower: you can't carry that many items.
A leather backpack: you can't carry that many items.
A green potion: you can't carry that many items.
A milky white potion: you can't carry that many items.
A petite fillet of rare blowfish: you can't carry that many items.
An etched mithril axe: you can't carry that many items.
You get 52 gold coins from the corpse of Lloyd.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv> drop bracer
g axe corpse
save
You drop a charred leather bracer.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv> You get an etched mithril axe from the corpse of Lloyd.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv> Saving...Character saved. Remember, CF does autosaving.

<53%hp 88%m 80%mv>
Lloyd has arrived.

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv>
Lloyd gets a small dried yellow flower from the corpse of Lloyd.
Lloyd gets a leather backpack from the corpse of Lloyd.
Lloyd gets a green potion from the corpse of Lloyd.
Lloyd gets a milky white potion from the corpse of Lloyd.
Lloyd gets a petite fillet of rare blowfish from the corpse of Lloyd.

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv>
Lloyd gets a charred leather bracer.
Lloyd gets the ear of Lloyd.

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv>
Lloyd says 'that last round was crazy'

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv> sa Redemption is key.
You say 'Redemption is key.'

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv> sa I will purify you yet.
You say 'I will purify you yet.'

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv>
Lloyd says 'just give me the rest of my stuff, save me a few minutes'

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv> smirk
You smirk.

<56%hp 90%m 86%mv> sa I think not.
You say 'I think not.'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> i
You are carrying:
( 2) an etched mithril axe
a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
( 2) an amethyst ring
a pair of armguards from the snow worm
a charred leather bracer
( 2) a brass collar
the girdle of rats
( 3) a water skin
( 5) a large boar steak
(Humming) a cruel battle axe
a large sack

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> wo
You have 1052 gold, and 179675 experience (4325 exp to level).

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> drop canteen
You drop a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv>
Lloyd says 'heh'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv>
Lloyd gets a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv>
The wizard yells 'Erbredouz is a lousy thief!'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> sa You do not need items to function.
You say 'You do not need items to function.'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> l
On the Eastern Battlements
You stand here on the eastern wall of Galadon, looking across the mountains
and forests to the east. Around the point of the Eastern Road, the mountains
to the north blend into a forest to the south. In front of these, and rather
close to the city, relatively, runs a broad river on its way to the sea,
far to the south. To the west you see the city of Galadon spread out below
you. The wall arches over the northeast gate to the south and continues to
the north.

[Exits: north south]
The corpse of Lloyd is lying here.
(Ghost) Lloyd is here.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> sa I have little.
You say 'I have little.'
The clouds disappear.

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv>
Lloyd says 'i can get those axes pretty quick anyway'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> sa I need little.
You say 'I need little.'

<58%hp 93%m 91%mv> eq
You are using:
<worn on finger> an amethyst ring
<worn on finger> an amethyst ring
<worn around neck> (Glowing) a silver amulet
<worn around neck> blood-soaked cape
<worn on head> the crown of the storm giants
<worn on arms> some black leather sleeves
<worn about waist> sturdy iron belt
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<wielded> (Humming) a huge axe named `Shockwave'
<dual wield> a double-bladed mithril axe

<61%hp 96%m 97%mv> whois l
[ Human ] Lyseria the Shield-Priestess of the Kara Chal, Apostle of the Dawn
[ D-Elf ] Lithandria the Sukuinage, Imperial Soldier
[ Duerg ] Lloyd the Greater Demon Slayer, Anathema to the Empire

<61%hp 96%m 97%mv>
Lloyd says 'fucking lucky ass round, next time smug kick your ahole'

<61%hp 96%m 97%mv>
Lloyd leaves south.

<61%hp 96%m 97%mv> s
s
On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south down]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<61%hp 96%m 97%mv> On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south]
A guard is here, watching the gate.
A guard is here, watching the gate.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<61%hp 96%m 96%mv> n
d
On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south down]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<61%hp 96%m 96%mv> Inside the Northeast Gate

[Exits: east west up]
You have become better at fast healing!

<63%hp 100%m 100%mv> u
On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south down]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<63%hp 100%m 99%mv> s
s
On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south]
A guard is here, watching the gate.
A guard is here, watching the gate.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<63%hp 100%m 99%mv> On the Eastern Battlements

[Exits: north south down]
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<63%hp 100%m 98%mv> d
Inside the East Gate

[Exits: east west up]
A traveler wanders through here, admiring the city.
A cityguard is here on the battlements.

<63%hp 100%m 98%mv> w
w
Trade Road

[Exits: north east south west]

<63%hp 100%m 97%mv> Trade Road

[Exits: north east south west]
A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs.

<63%hp 100%m 97%mv> w
Trade Road

[Exits: north east south west]

<63%hp 100%m 96%mv> n
Entrance to the Warrior's Guild

[Exits: north south]
A citizen of Galadon hurries through here.
A warrior stands here guarding the entrance to her Guildhall.

<63%hp 100%m 96%mv> n
The warrior says 'You look a bit bloody. Perhaps you should rest a bit.'

<63%hp 100%m 96%mv> re
You rest.

<63%hp 100%m 96%mv>
Subject Author Views Posted

Found a ton of old logs. This one made me chuckle.

bukbuk 697 December 26, 2012 05:12PM

Coming soon: Older school

bukbuk 287 December 28, 2012 08:36AM

Post them! Show the chil'ren just how effing great Stellyx and Poetry were. (n/t)

bell 208 December 28, 2012 04:03PM

Can you post them normally instead of under the posts? (n/t)

tesline 202 December 28, 2012 10:21AM

Sure thing. Figured it would clutter the board less

bukbuk 239 December 28, 2012 12:29PM

Sorry it just fucks with my eyes. (n/t)

tesline 205 December 28, 2012 07:05PM

Two things.

demos 330 December 27, 2012 04:49AM

Man, I miss how often you'd see "get all corpse" from PKs. Now you have situations where you loot one thing and someone loses their shit. NT

Sam 219 December 26, 2012 10:46PM

ahh the good ol days, With flarkle I was full looted over 80 times, learned how to regear a svirf in my sleep (n/t)

Quas 213 December 27, 2012 05:16AM

Sylvan sword spec with the most annoying warcry ever? Think I played a ranger back then :p (n/t)

daning 340 December 29, 2012 01:57AM

Good ol' SMUG

bukbuk 354 December 26, 2012 07:38PM

Holy crap I laughed so loud at that. (n/t)

bell 242 December 27, 2012 06:16PM

Just desserts.

bukbuk 327 December 26, 2012 07:24PM

I love this form, but had more fun using spinebreaker as an orc, and letting Arthrakar do this...

bukbuk 388 December 26, 2012 07:20PM

That form doesn't exist anymore? (n/t)

tesline 207 December 26, 2012 10:30PM

Nope. I kinda keep hoping Zulg retooled it and made it a quest form but alas....NT

Sam 195 December 26, 2012 10:44PM

You say 'potion'

bukbuk 395 December 26, 2012 07:17PM

Area builders sure were lazy back then.

Murphy 267 December 27, 2012 10:01PM

Wow...

bukbuk 254 December 28, 2012 05:44PM

That was just a cheerful remark.

Murphy 231 December 28, 2012 05:52PM

Yep yep!

bukbuk 237 December 28, 2012 06:55PM

This does raise a question that has bothered me for a while...

bukbuk 275 December 28, 2012 05:46PM

Some might find this good, but all I can think is what a dick.

BlkDrgn 318 December 27, 2012 04:34AM

Backstory within

Tolnum 249 December 27, 2012 07:41PM

Back then, everyone did this to everyone, all the time. So it was the norm. :) (n/t)

deriveh 193 December 27, 2012 06:16AM

I started around 2003, but never much encountered this then

BlkDrgn 268 December 27, 2012 06:25AM

I don't know, it's actually good RP if you are a rager to destroy shit like that. (n/t)

ORB 206 December 27, 2012 08:25AM

For the record...

bukbuk 249 December 28, 2012 08:33AM

Re: For the record...

Elystan 239 December 28, 2012 08:35AM

It's good RP to full loot/full sac every enemy. It's good RP to kill, talk trash, then ignore. It might even be good RP to whine like a little fucking girl.

vortexmagus 247 December 27, 2012 11:43AM

its simply unnecesary

Quas 310 December 27, 2012 08:49AM

Not full sac, just destroy all magic they held. (n/t)

ORB 207 December 27, 2012 10:06AM

as a mage i wweold scacrifice all the ragers non-magic stuff then fair is fair right (n/t)

Pro 268 December 28, 2012 05:40PM

You probably do anyway you piece of human garbage :) NT

Sam 228 December 28, 2012 11:21PM

Re: as a mage i wweold scacrifice all the ragers non-magic stuff then fair is fair right

Rhyaldrin 249 December 28, 2012 05:43PM

Re: as a mages non-magic stuff then fair is fair right

Johneveryman 239 December 28, 2012 05:46PM

Anytime a rager takes all my magic shit. I full sac them. If they are going to be a dick then I'm going to make them wish they didn't. Never had to do it sadly. (n/t)

tesline 229 December 27, 2012 06:31PM

Thief on thief crime.

bukbuk 333 December 26, 2012 07:09PM

Now this on the other hand

BlkDrgn 299 December 27, 2012 04:38AM

The problem with this is that people instantly go to the forums

Artificial 239 December 28, 2012 09:01AM

Sometimes you accept defeat and fate lends a helping hand...

bukbuk 343 December 26, 2012 07:02PM

Duergar sword spec berserker raid defense (partial log)

bukbuk 323 December 26, 2012 06:58PM

Hunted by the Grinning Skull (some spam, some full loot)

bukbuk 299 December 26, 2012 06:54PM

Thumbs up. nt

Isildur(VIP) 197 December 26, 2012 06:18PM



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