Guaranteed to get your char removed within the hour. Just start socializing with people.
#gag {You say '%0'};
#gag {You yell '%0'};
#gag {You tell %0 '%1'};
#gag {You whisper '%0'};
#gag {You whisper to %0 '%1'};
#alias {say} {#echo {You say %0}; sa You suck.};
#alias {tell} {#echo {You tell %0 '%1'}; tel %0 You suck.};
#alia
Macintosh:~ peter$ ping -s 32 carrionfields.org
PING carrionfields.org (207.44.136.67): 32 data bytes
40 bytes from 207.44.136.67: icmp_seq=0 ttl=45 time=87.314 ms
40 bytes from 207.44.136.67: icmp_seq=1 ttl=45 time=87.753 ms
40 bytes from 207.44.136.67: icmp_seq=2 ttl=45 time=83.724 ms
40 bytes from 207.44.136.67: icmp_seq=3 ttl=45 time=84.206 ms
40 bytes from 207.44.136.67: icmp_seq=4 ttl