I imagine you don't even have to call Sam, and I'm also sure it wouldn't be rape. So, what's your method called?

July 13, 2014 06:41PM
Orang-and-bang

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CF has officially become Porn :)

Sam July 13, 2014 07:17AM

Further research suggests that on a different forum full of social degenerates only about a quarter of them knew the name

Elystan July 14, 2014 12:00PM

CF has always been porn? What game were you playing all this time?

sevriis July 14, 2014 01:01AM

TVTropes to the rescue

Murphy July 14, 2014 03:14AM

Hairy Orangu-fuck-mon-sta-san?

The Faithful of Nazmorghul(VIP) July 13, 2014 10:04PM

I heard about L(uc)inda Lovelace. How can anybody read that name and not immediately make the association?

Elystan July 13, 2014 09:28AM

The Deep Throating Debutante of Thera (n/t)

uerlante July 13, 2014 10:18AM

I didn't recognize it...

Matrik July 13, 2014 10:06AM

You don't get out much.

Sam July 13, 2014 11:57AM

On the contrary, the guy that knows all about old porn stars must "not get out much" (n/t)

Matrik July 13, 2014 01:48PM

Or, you know, maybe I used to work with porn at an old job(s). But why not just casually insult someone? NT

Sam July 13, 2014 05:30PM

Insult you? I said you don't get out much. In response to a post where you said I don't get out much... Stay out the kitchen? (n/t)

Matrik July 13, 2014 08:13PM

I said you don't get out much because the Big Budget movie of her life came out like 6 months ago. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 06:55AM

"...found insult..." Maybe if you don't like being insulted, you shouldn't go looking for it. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 07:24AM

It's hard to not be a twat here. But I'll keep my goat thank you. POST POST POST. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 07:31AM

We all know it's hard for you to not be a twat. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 07:33AM

It's hard for all humans to not be dicks. It's against our nature. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 07:57AM

Homo homini lupus est. (n/t)

The Faithful of Nazmorghul(VIP) July 14, 2014 02:29PM

Sucks to be you. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 08:02AM

Not really. Aside from a bit of grief here and there (like this week, ugh, funeral on Sat) my life actually is pretty fucking awesome. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 08:05AM

Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

Matrik July 14, 2014 08:08AM

What heart strings of mine were pulled? (n/t)

Srev July 14, 2014 08:26AM

The left ventricle. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 08:28AM

help i'm dying (n/t)

Srev July 14, 2014 08:48AM

I win. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 08:50AM

I know we will all die. It's something I've told several people taking this a lot harder than I am. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 08:20AM

This post makes you sound weak and selfish.

Srev July 14, 2014 08:50AM

Of course I'm selfish. But then again saying when I want to die and when I actually die are two different things. I'll probably live to be 120. My grandma is 97. Had a gg live to 103. NT

Sam July 14, 2014 09:15AM

The only way to win life is to outlive them all. (n/t)

Matrik July 14, 2014 08:21AM

There's a guy who plays CF that works/worked at an adult bookstore in Arizona

HairyOrangutan July 13, 2014 06:03PM

You mean Aridzonefuckingsucksa. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo July 13, 2014 06:05PM

Maybe it's just his modus operandi.

Frosty July 13, 2014 05:51PM

I have lube on my shopping list

HairyOrangutan July 13, 2014 06:02PM

I always know when it's a Sam or Orangutan insult, because it deals with sex and the lack thereof.

Srev July 13, 2014 06:13PM

Bulls and apes are fuckmonsters, you were expecting something else?

HairyOrangutan July 13, 2014 06:30PM

I imagine you don't even have to call Sam, and I'm also sure it wouldn't be rape. So, what's your method called?

Srev July 13, 2014 06:41PM

These porn stars are pre-VHS.

wrathpuppet July 13, 2014 04:43PM

Damnit, Sam.

wrathpuppet July 13, 2014 12:10PM

She's a cultural icon. I've never seen Deep Throat but I'm cultured enough to recognize the name. (n/t)

Elystan July 13, 2014 10:09AM

Porn stars are cultural icons? (n/t)

Matrik July 13, 2014 10:43AM

President Camacho 4 life (n/t)

HairyOrangutan July 13, 2014 06:23PM

Elystan is totally correct.

wrathpuppet July 13, 2014 11:29AM

In this case, yes.

Elystan July 13, 2014 10:55AM

lol'd (n/t)

zoskia July 13, 2014 02:46PM



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