One thing I do when I'm getting ready to roll a character is sort of review my past characters. Jog my memory or what worked, what didn't work. And I was digging back older than I usually do and came across some titles that just cracked me up. I noticed a thread a few weeks back about favorite titles and was sad that I didn't get to get more involved with that. So. Here's a random compilation of things from some of my characters. I was pretty god-awful at pk back in the day, but man it led to some hilarious titles. I'm including a mixture of my favorite titles, humorous imm comments from old pbfs etc. Sometimes (mainly Sam) references one or more of these imm comments, so I thought it'd be useful to have them all in one place. :P


Imm Comments from Peryll (half-elf paladin)

Wed Apr 27 16:57:43 2005 by 'Innis' at level 40 (88 hrs):
Took out two sneaky guys by himself. While he often attacks with the grace of a suicidal flying squirrel, he earned the tat.

hu Apr 28 21:22:59 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 40 (93 hrs):
This guy might actually con death in under a hundred hours. I didn't think that was possible if you were playing seriously.

Imm Comments from Aselk (Arial Assassin)

Wed Jun 22 12:34:53 2005 by 'Aarn' at level 35 (54 hrs):
Not a bad squire so far. I have a feeling he'll con die before earning Maran though :P

Fri Jun 24 10:02:41 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 45 (68 hrs):
PK tip: Hide, man. Hide. You die way too much to stuff that shouldn't be able to see you.

Wed Jul 6 21:55:25 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 45 (72 hrs):
Jesus, man! Hide! Hide! For the love of your motherfucking life, why are you sitting in the middle of the road resting fully visible!

Thu Jul 7 00:08:17 2005 by 'Shokai' at level 45 (78 hrs):
y'know...he has gotten better since he started talking to people. Though I don't think anyone has mentioned it before now...but he should probably hide more.

Thu Jul 7 00:22:30 2005 by 'Shokai' at level 45 (78 hrs):
Good example of a character that has heart, but is still learning pk chops. However, we love heart...so I'll Maranate him. (Also I'll win 5$ from a bet I made with Aarn about him living to Maranhood)

Thu Jul 7 08:41:45 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 45 (81 hrs):
Shokai, you're soft like an expired box of zebra cakes. Dude does have mad heart though.

Imm Comments from Tarseti (elf warrior)

Wed Feb 22 21:42:03 2006 by 'Eshval' at level 36 (56 hrs):
It is painful to watch. While sphere Courage is a nice sphere, sometimes you gotta have some sphere smarts and know when to pass on a pk attempt. Tries, I will give him that...4 deaths so far tonight.

hu Feb 23 22:44:23 2006 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 36 (64 hrs):
Woe is Tarseti. Your painful A-P-charge-farm existence will be over soon.

Fri Feb 24 22:40:09 2006 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 36 (71 hrs):
It's not that Tarseti is incompetent so much as he's like this rabid flying squirrel madly jumping on enemies he can't handle. I want to credit Eshval with the core of that comment, but I could be mistaken.

Fri Feb 24 23:50:31 2006 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 36 (71 hrs):
Improved at hurl in his final fight. It's like he won the lottery, and died the next day.

Grawshen Imm Comment (duergar warrior)

Sun Feb 15 23:51:39 2009 by 'Iunna' at level 48 (103 hrs):
If he doesn't get his ass killed 80 times tomorrow, that is.

Irespal Imm Comments (felar warrior)

Tue Aug 23 14:15:56 2005 by 'Cyradia' at level 44 (135 hrs):
And by bloodthirsty he meant, 'drinking my own blood as I die...a lot'

Wed Aug 24 15:25:02 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 51 (145 hrs):
Dude. Don't have conversations when you're running for your life.

Wed Aug 24 16:17:55 2005 by 'Drokalanatym' at level 51 (145 hrs):
Zilopza says to you 'Do you have a death wish?'

Wed Aug 31 16:59:12 2005 by 'Arvam' at level 51 (180 hrs):
He's 14 and 63. Signs point to 'yes'. Side note, for being 14 and 63, he sure talks a lot of noise.

Urgraj Pahwnel the Whirlwind of Claws and Teeth, Rhyme of Resistance
Gramoak Bolshtelk the Sanctified Pose of Rage, Captain of the Brigade, Stonemason
Ooglarr Bloodbeak the Insatiable War Machine of Conquest, Imperial War Master
Kanrue Jalsten the Lorekeeper of the Spiral
Grawshen Sootsel the Black Dragon, Blazin' Brawla of Iunna
Gurzgred Gredgurd the Red Hunter, Steadfast Banisher of Darkness and Dragons
Irespal Bezrar the Squire, Severely Bloody But Unbowed
Gharral the Champion of Arms, Bet on a Lame Horse and Lost
Gharral the Legend of the Battlefield, the Overlooker of Tactical Hauling of Ass
Gawlar Freth'Aran the Sadistic Orchestrator of a Broken World and Mind and Scaredy Cat
Hralpelk Junnatin the Vigilante Gaoler, Anathema to the Empire
Ezgrint Fleer-Rah the Holy Prince of the War Cat, Imperial High Priest
Garwern Warpoldson the Unrelenting Flame of Iunna, Sapper-Trained Priest of War
Avalusci Lazeyva the Colossal-Hearted Combatant, Avatar of the Diamond