Hey there all you starry-eyed PK murder machines!

This is for the healer that killed me with a kick,
the one who took my wide coppers because healing is about DAM roll (it's called "prestige," bitch).
This is for the paladin that ganged me in Galadon,
the one who took my 1.2k and my a/b/s because holy men like shiny gold too. Look at Buddha!

This sad little riff is for the thief who stole my periapts,
because we all know a set of four is better than a pair of two (simple mathematics, dumb fuck).
It's for the level 47 necro who gravesighted my corpse,
and it's my fault my corpse didn't animate - I don't blame you for getting angry and sac'ing everything.

And don't think I forgot about you, Mr. Sitting In A Copse of Trees With a Butcher Knife,
you were right to snipe me with a lightning bolt and destroy my corpse so my gear could be looted by Road Compies - I shouldn't have been born a duergar.
And how could I not mention you, the guy who died to me so many times and never lost more than a little,
it was actually pretty cool how you ganged me and full sac'd me. Fuck mercy!

Now really guys, I don't hate you. Do you know why?

Because I've probably done it all before.

At one point or another we've all made someone's life a living hell in CF. We have, in fact, ruined someone's day...you know,
right before they were going to work or something. We killed them real good, and took their shit. Or maybe we didn't even
kill them...maybe we just saw them die and then said to ourselves, "Just a couple pieces of that gear would be so hawt on
my level 26 giant axe spec...ok, maybe three....er, four..."


Looting just is what it is, and that can be summed up in one word: "effective"


Let's all accept it and move on.


And no, I'm not playing.



I am, in fact, procrastinating from doing a very important research paper. God damn you!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2008 09:25PM by Mek.