Those 8 probably describe all CF'ers with slight variation.

August 10, 2012 07:09AM
People complain about the Russian squad because it's no fun getting slap-ganked by four-plus people. However, there have been many nasty perma teams. I participated in a couple back in the day, but it makes the game a novelty instead of an experience. True, you can level up hyperfast and synch up things like food and bathroom breaks. It's the perfect scenario if you're concerned with hitting hero as fast as possible. However, playing in a crew means no real RP experience, no playing /b THE CHARACTER b/ instead of working out the permalag metagame. This is usually why the permas only last a little while- the novelty of the team wears off. There will always be min/maxers, metagamer/exploiters, full-fledged roleplayers, and several hybrid archetypes in between. Russian, German, British, Aussie, Amerikaner, Dutch, Brazilian... Vodka, Rum, Whiskey, Scotch, Weed, Ecstasy, Coke... The permas and cheating transcend these boundaries, proving that we are all truly one consciousness that is kind of a chump at the Reformed School for Collective Consciousnesses of Parallel Dimensions. He spills chocolate milk RIGHT into his crotch at lunchtime, but dreams away time on the shitter avoiding class by imagining us- our problems and our pitfalls, the wonders of the cosmos, and most definitely cheating permagroups.

Playing solo makes you an astronomically better player. Period.
Subject Author Posted

I keep hearing about these mythic "Russians" in CF...

Murphy August 10, 2012 01:43AM

We just rock in this game :) (n/t)

Ahtieli August 11, 2012 02:25PM

Russkie ne igraut v CF. Uzhe mnogo let. I da, ya - amerikanec. (n/t)

ekvilibr August 10, 2012 10:51AM

Igraut, igraut, pover' mne (n/t)

Noone of significance August 10, 2012 02:09PM

I am about 70% Russian

Splntrd August 10, 2012 10:06AM

I like how a bunch of frames are cut out so it looks like he is punching fast n/t

Stevers August 10, 2012 01:06PM

Sagat? (n/t)

Matrik August 10, 2012 11:06AM

Opa

Splntrd August 10, 2012 11:43AM

Those 8 probably describe all CF'ers with slight variation.

The Faithful of Nazmorghul August 10, 2012 07:09AM

Good insight. See you again in two months. (n/t)

Matrik August 10, 2012 07:12AM

Nah, I done rolled me a char, Buford. Hoot-cracka-nooty Whippity bing-bang-doo! (n/t)

The Faithful of Nazmorghul August 10, 2012 07:36AM

I'm rolling up Boo Boo Kitty-Fuck right meow. (n/t)

Frosty August 10, 2012 09:54PM

Hey baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? (n/t)

The Faithful of Nazmorghul August 11, 2012 11:05AM

I'm a smooth pimp, who LOVES the pussy, and tubby here is my black manservant. WHAT!?!

satchmo August 12, 2012 03:08PM

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy (n/t)

Matrik August 10, 2012 07:45AM

Daw, what if I had typed them all out? (n/t)

Matrik August 10, 2012 08:30AM

Dunno.

DurNominator(VIP) August 10, 2012 08:51AM

Three rows is required to indicate the level of excitement. I feel as though you have diminished the intent of my message

Matrik August 10, 2012 08:52AM

I disagree.

DurNominator(VIP) August 10, 2012 09:43AM

On the contrary:

Matrik August 10, 2012 09:52AM

My return has precipitated a predictable profundity of petulant posturing. Priceless! (n/t)

The Faithful of Nazmorghul August 11, 2012 11:17AM

I think Dur made a joke.

wrathpuppet August 10, 2012 09:46AM

Hilarious! :D Here, some info! And my answers to the poll:

deriveh August 10, 2012 02:13AM

Agreed, because i am Russian (and i am proud that i am)

Dzeffo August 10, 2012 03:45AM

Chernobyl baby buggy bumpers (n/t)

HairyOrangutan August 10, 2012 03:59AM

Here is one i was talking about, Chernobyl is a part of Ukraine, but how you could know, poor boy...nt

Dzeffo August 10, 2012 04:05AM

You forgot one thing on your list.

wrathpuppet August 10, 2012 04:09AM

ITT: Americans...

Tekahera August 10, 2012 04:48AM

You asked for it.

Pro August 10, 2012 10:33AM

Hah, I didn't expect that.

Tekahera August 10, 2012 01:34PM

You're inferring an awful lot there.

wrathpuppet August 10, 2012 05:04AM



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