They love RP, see how they respond.

You: So how about handing me Defiance so I can crusade against the darkness in the name of all that is good in this world.
Herald: I'm sorry, but I need this holy blade.
You: Oh, so you wish to join me in assaulting the empire and chasm right now?
Herald: Well no my brother, we heralds are forbidden from engaging in such hostilities.
You: Bitch, you better be shoving the scion's ebony scepter into the codex's ass in back of that inn if you're going to wield that blade, otherwise give it to someone who actually will.
Herald: You don't understand, I'm actually a bartender here. Let me make you a drink to calm your nerves.
You: Wait, you're a god damned bartender? So what? Defiance is a f***ing swizzle stick? They're murdering the innocent and slaughtering children, and you're here passing out liquor to everyone for free. Last chance asshole, give me the blade.
Herald: I need it to defend myself and serve the light, you know, when I'm not here making drinks for people. I don't live here you know, and their are many who may wish me ill fortune.
You: You're god damned right there are.
murder paladin.
Watch defiance explode for harming a goodie.
You: Now clean yourself up and make me a drink before I do what you forget we're supposed to be doing as paladins, you good for nothing whore.

Hmm, that probably isn't the best way for a paladin to approach things.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2013 11:35AM by zannon.