Sadly lost due to the purge, but looked something like this:
You eat a loaf of newbie bread.
You are still hungry.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 9am>
You eat a loaf of newbie bread.
You are still hungry.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 9am>
You eat a loaf of newbie bread.
You are still hungry.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 9am>
You feel the need to take a shit.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 9am> take dump
You squat down on the hard ground to go about your business
You're totally frozen!
You're totally frozen!
You're totally frozen!
You recover from the effects of taking a dump.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 12am>get paper sack
You get some coarse toilet roll from a large sack.
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 12am> use paper ass
The coarse paper CHAFES you!
<100% 100% 100% outside wilderness waning 12am> facepalm
You put your hands on your head, groaning loudly.