Archons are some BS

July 04, 2012 12:32PM
<596hp 315m 696mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> n
In your berserking rage, you bound forward to destroy a transplendant archon!
Your brilliant radiance MUTILATES a transplendant archon!
The Beaten Path
 
[Exits: north east south]
     A pitch-black parka is lying here.
A mass of ice with crude limbs squats here in silence.
(White Aura) A transplendant ring of sparkling wings and brilliant light is here.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Conjie is here.
A transplendant archon has a few scratches.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> spine

You knock a transplendant archon's searing light aside before it comes near you.
A transplendant archon parries your brilliant radiance.
A transplendant archon parries your rending gale.
A transplendant archon dodges your rending gale.
A transplendant archon parries your brilliant radiance.
A transplendant archon has a few scratches.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> You throw a transplendant archon down forcibly, breaking its spine over your knee!
Your spinebreaker decimates a transplendant archon!
A transplendant archon falls to the ground, paralyzed by the pain!

*** NOTE I JUST BROKE THE ARCHON'S SPINE ***

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> Conjie leaves south.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> 
Conjie has arrived.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> m
Conjie lashes at your feet with the Whip, 'Sting of Shokai'!
Conjie lash misses you.
You yell 'Help! Conjie is lashing me!'
Conjie is in perfect health.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> ^R  
war
You parry Conjie's whip.
Conjie parries your brilliant radiance.
Your rending gale maims Conjie!
Your rending gale decimates Conjie!
Conjie has a few scratches.

<596hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> 
ber

A transplendant archon sings praises to the light, condemning you.
A transplendant archon's heavenly wrath >>> ANNIHILATES <<< you!
That really did HURT!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by an ice elemental!'
An ice elemental's frigid chop MANGLES you!
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
A transplendant archon yells 'You are wise to run, Destberob, for the judgment that awaits you may not be merciful!'
You parry a transplendant archon's searing light.
Conjie has a few scratches.

<230hp 315m 694mv 17685tnl (-17.59%) wilderness 2 AM> 
A transplendant archon's searing light === OBLITERATES === you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry a transplendant archon's searing light.
You parry an ice elemental's frigid chop.
An ice elemental's frigid chop MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!


A gargantuan axe named 'Iron Flame' is engulfed in chromatic flame.
You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
Subject Author Views Posted

Archons are some BS

chewitback 807 July 04, 2012 12:32PM

I have never seen any balance with Conjurers, any align

Zheeser 321 July 06, 2012 09:50AM

You can't sleep or knock out an archon. Stuff like spinebreaker doesn't work on them either.

vortexmagus 277 July 05, 2012 11:30PM

I feel your pain.

silent 499 July 04, 2012 01:49PM

Yeah bugboard it because either it should stay paralyzed or you should not be able to spinebreak it (n/t)

abernyte 298 July 04, 2012 10:51PM

Pretty sure they effectively can't be spinebroken.

Sam 291 July 05, 2012 09:32AM

But the spinebreak did cease combat so has left me confused.... (n/t)

abernyte 257 July 06, 2012 12:31AM

In the future if you really want to protect the other player, pay more attention...

Welverin 440 July 04, 2012 01:16PM

The weapon means little when dealing with that conjurer of the fortress. Odril had good points with his rant. (n/t)

funnyone 270 July 04, 2012 06:51PM

So what you're saying is you STILL have no idea how to either play a conjurer or defend yourself from one. We gathered that from your last 'I know dick about CF' thread. At least play one before you say these things. n/t

jalim 271 July 05, 2012 02:09AM

the scary thing is, if he had the patience to understand servitor wrangling I think he would be extremely effective with a conjie.

Quas 296 July 05, 2012 08:35AM

"if he can avoid having his servitors kill him"

wrathpuppet 303 July 05, 2012 08:38AM

ROFL (n/t)

Scrimbul 251 July 05, 2012 01:08PM

hahahahaha (n/t)

Quas 225 July 05, 2012 08:52AM

lolled. NT

Batman 242 July 05, 2012 08:42AM

You're a moron. (n/t)

alansmithee 241 July 04, 2012 07:09PM

You're a Mormon. (n/t)

Batman 257 July 05, 2012 03:39AM

Why can't shitting be a joyous event? (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) 242 July 05, 2012 03:58AM

Koska en halua, että hihittävä robotti kakkaisi päälleni (n/t)

Batman 265 July 05, 2012 04:19AM

Toisinaan hihittävä robotti kakkaa päällesi. Sådant är livet. (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) 262 July 05, 2012 05:38AM

Sic vita est. Tralfamadoorit tietää paljon elämän: Kuolleet elävät menneisyydessä.

Batman 257 July 05, 2012 07:33AM

Tralfamadooreja emme ole, mutta nekromantikoiksi voimme ryhtyä. Sitä on historian tutkimus.

DurNominator(VIP) 282 July 05, 2012 08:02AM

Re: Tralfamadooreja emme ole, mutta nekromantikoiksi voimme ryhtyä. Sitä on historian tutkimus.

Stevers 280 July 05, 2012 12:53PM

Spick. n/t

jalim 256 July 05, 2012 12:34PM

I do not understand why you posted this.

DurNominator(VIP) 310 July 05, 2012 12:37PM

All that spanish you were speaking brought on an offensive slur to them portugeese. n/t

jalim 239 July 05, 2012 12:44PM

We don't speak spanish. (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) 251 July 05, 2012 12:49PM

Get a job beaner. n/t

jalim 245 July 05, 2012 02:47PM

Fuck you man

Scrimbul 347 July 05, 2012 01:35AM



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