I wonder why I fake the real nt sign sometimes.

Maybe it's out of guilt.

Maybe I hate myself for deceiving all of you, yet continue to do it because I am the Batman this forum needs, not the one they deserve.


But I think I do it just for shits and giggles.

And why are those two things together.


That's just fucking gross. It's like a giant fucking baby. Nothing else shits and giggles at the same time - adding together one of the most joyous things and the most disgusting things. That's like fetus and cake, or piss and smiles. Maybe it's a binary opposition of sorts, where their dichotomy gives them their strength and popularity. But seriously, it's just gross.