The biggest joke I've ever seen

LogFiend
February 19, 2013 06:02PM
Lvl 38 human necro.

water <933hp 334m 518mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 1 AM> You twist and get your hands free enough to cast a spell!
You lost your concentration.
You yell 'Die, Mhoursfen, you sorcerous dog!'
Mhoursfen utters the words, 'grzzs'.
You fail to reflect Mhoursfen's spell back at him.
A wave of fatigue overwhelms you with the beckoning temptation of sleep.


water <933hp 297m 518mv 21600tnl (-30.91%) 1 AM> sc
Naitan the Grand Master of Changelings
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Level    : 51           Sex      : male         Race     : human       
Ethos    : Chaotic      Align    : Evil         Class    : shapeshifter
Practices: 6            Trains   : 0            Hometown : Barovia
Exp      : 438900       To Level : 21600        Sphere   : Greed
Age      : mature, 38 years old (139 hours)
Hit Point: 933  /1325   Mana     : 297  /1210   Move     : 518  /855  
Str      : 20(20+5)     Int      : 23(23+3)     Wis      : 19(15)  
Dex      : 20(14)       Con      : 13(20+7)     Chr      : 16(12)  
Carry #  :  25/31       Weight   : 180 lb 15 oz (Max 377 lbs)
Gold     : 49           Silver   : 44           Copper   : 19          
Wimpy    :  500 hp      Morale   : Moderate     Position : Sleeping
Hitroll  : -9           Damroll  : -4          
AC pierce : -30   Very well armored     AC bash   : -20   Well armored          
AC slash  : -42   Very well armored     AC magic  : -1    Well armored          
AC element: -3    Well armored          
vs Spell    : -96  Divinely protected  vs Paralysis: -30  Protected           
vs Breath   : -8   Barely protected    vs Mental   : -8   Barely protected    


As we can see saves are working correctly.
Subject Author Views Posted

The biggest joke I've ever seen

LogFiend 604 February 19, 2013 06:02PM

RNG boned you.

Forsooth 260 February 24, 2013 07:50AM

How is he in range?

Elystan 192 February 20, 2013 05:14PM

Yes (n/t)

wishore 130 February 21, 2013 11:18AM

How do you even get that many saves?

Murphy 182 February 20, 2013 03:16PM

Here's the biggest joke I've ever seen:

Stevers 254 February 20, 2013 05:28AM

Speaking of a character with no "low hanging fruit" title. Did he land anything else? (n/t)

funnyone 134 February 20, 2013 03:26AM

Low hanging fruit...? You do realize this is a level 38 being aggressive with a hero, right? (n/t)

NbM(VIP) 113 February 20, 2013 03:43AM

Aggressive with an out of form shifter? No, if it were other's it would be labeled something negative. (n/t)

funnyone 116 February 20, 2013 05:30AM

So the shifter can shift

daurwyn(VIP) 206 February 20, 2013 09:12AM

If a shifter is out of form and wandering about, he is putting himself at risk of being PK'd

Stevers 168 February 20, 2013 05:34AM

so saves give you a chance (-96 is a really good one) but a chance is not a garuntee of a succesful saving throw (n/t)

Quas 116 February 20, 2013 02:54AM

-96 svs + 13 levels advantage, realistically sleep works to much :P (n/t)

wishore 103 February 20, 2013 04:15AM

having played a necro recently I am going to disagree vehemently (n/t)

Quas 126 February 20, 2013 04:41AM

Agreed, this is an anomaly. It obviously can work but I would love to see this attempted 100 times. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul 113 February 20, 2013 04:47AM

especially considering his target has volley (n/t)

Quas 117 February 20, 2013 06:43AM

Why do you have a negative hit/dam? (n/t)

JimmyDean 117 February 20, 2013 01:53AM

He is manacled

hug 168 February 20, 2013 05:22AM

Spellcraft is no joke. (n/t)

sevriis 120 February 19, 2013 06:12PM

Also... At least you're not in form? (n/t)

sevriis 156 February 19, 2013 06:18PM



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